That Darned Mr. Sockforahead (Part 1)
October 17, 20088 Pages Part 1 of 3: The door of Granny Maureen’s Doll Hospital opened, and out stepped Granny Maureen to see what had been left in the casualty box. She drew a breath of morning air, and let the sun fall on her plump, wrinkled…
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Bacon Becomes Her
October 17, 20043 Pages "Brenda's a pig!" "Roger! Aren't you two engaged?" Tim paused mid-sip. "That's your fiancé you're talking about." "I know, I know." Roger took a swig of his Red Hook ESB and wiped his mouth on his shirtsleeve. "But she is." "She got one…
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THE MICROWAVED CHICKEN HEART
August 4, 20021 Page The Microwaved Chicken Heart bellowed in triumph as his hideous six-inch fangs tore through the President's colon. The Chief Executive shrieked in agony; his hopes for a pleasant Wednesday shattered in a few bloody moments. "I don't believe I'm going to be re-elected,"…
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Head in the Sand
February 15, 2010Head in the sand by CMR Once upon a time there was an ostrich. The ostrich had no concerns and was content to while away it's days with it's head in the sand. It would awaken that way in the mornings and drift to sleep…
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Shoes
March 9, 2026by Henry Seaward-Shannon My cousin June's kids, Daisy and Graham, were in the kitchen one day and they noticed something odd on the calendar. Their mother had drawn a deer wearing a lumberjack hat next to the date for the following day. In the evening…
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Whoa! Two Weeks in a Row?
June 17, 2007Fair To Midland---Fables From A Mayfly: What I Tell You Three Times IsTrueMoTW---The MesmeristCheck it out:Two weeks and two postings from me! Ain't that grand? I had cut down abit this year since I didn't have a lot to say but decided to writewhatever popped…
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Snacks for the Plane!
January 2, 2026How did something as simple as, "Snacks for the Plane" cause me to loose my shit! Later, first... Now that the epic adventure Forbidden Time Zone is over, it’s time to move on.“So what was all that about anyway?” no one may ask. I decided…
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The big moment!
January 25, 2010Follow Bob on twitter orask bob a question! Barack from Washington asks:You make bizarre observations about politics and our world, where did you come from? Dear Sir:The Earth is so quiet from way up high so beautiful and blue, but when you touch down things…
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He Doesn’t Step In For Me…….
January 13, 2024So, it snowed here. Figured I might as well make myself useful and shovel a path on the driveway and the sidewalk leading to the front door since I'm expecting a package or two from Amazon. But, I couldn't find my snow shovelin' gloves!Asked the…
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Bob meets His Match! (Viewer Email Part 3)
September 20, 2024In the "Viewer Mail Part 1" column, I explained that when I saw the show where the gospel man gave his testimonial about how he come to find the Jesus, I would follow suit. So, I did, in "Viewer Mail Part 2". Now, we're back…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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