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Strange Stories

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  • River People
    by Andy Henion
    -Strange – 2 Pages – As far as I can tell there are two types of Tennessee river people and they travel in competing packs and consume washed up fish or this ubiquitous leafy vegetation that I with my northern bearings will only later come to know as kudzu. There are the stoop-shouldered people who…
  • How Roger Hambone Missed His Big Chance
    by Randy Bone
    Roger Hambone despite his last name never learned to hambone. He was hamboneless. But he could eef like nobody’s business. People used to say his name should have been Roger Eef. They called him “Eefin’ Roger Hambone”. When he would eef it sounded like this: Ah ee, ah oh, ah ee, ah oh, [hic], ee,…
  • DABBLING IN THE DEPTHS OF HER SOUL
    by Evgeniya Seizova
    by Evgeniya Seizova Year by year a beautiful young lady was gazing with Her spiritual eyes in her own destruction… Was she a human being anymore? She stared her tired and too dilated pupils once again in the impassable Darkness trying to find a ray of light. So many impossible efforts. They’ve been crushing and…
  • ONE DAY AT THE ACME by Gary Kolb
    by maverrock03
    So I go into the Acme after my five mile run. I grab a basket because I just want to grab a few things. There is a good football game on ESPN tonight, Florida vs. Georgia, and I just want to pick up some munchies for the game. I’m in this aisle, right, pasta and…

Columns

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  • A World Without Bologna Hats
    by Spamrider
    I met a woman the other day. She said, “Bologna doesn’t curl up into a bologna hat when you cook it anymore.  Tell me, what has become of this world?” “This can’t be true!” I exclaimed, vexed and flabbergasted. “But it is!” she replied.  “But it is!” I decided to investigate for myself.  I marched…
  • The Journey To HR, Part 105!
    by Stephen Johnson
    I found myself sitting at a desk. Across from me sat Bob. “Care if I talk? I pee myself a little when I take tests,” said Bob. “Sure,” I replied. “Just don’t move.” Bob stopped fidgeting. “I already had an IQ test when I was tinier than I am now,” he said. “Reaction time is…
  • Another day in a life…
    by Bob Senitram
    By Bob SenitramThinking up the nonsense…just for the hell of it. Another day, another dollar… But all that got interrupted last week when the ol’ lady informed me that we’re heading to St. Louis to see our daughter perform in her first college dance show. The plan was simple: leave early Friday, get settled in,…
  • The Song In Bob’s Head
    by Spamrider

Memes

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Random Strange Stories

  • Change of Image

    For one man it was his office. For the other, it was just another place to vent. Books line the entire office wall. The man behind the desk was immaculately dressed. The other looked like a grunge fan. His clothes were beyond worn. “What the FUCK are they doing to me!” The young writer, in…

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  • Ambulance of Doom

    “Hey there, you alright sir?” “He may not respond.” “Why’s ‘at?” “He appears to be dead.” “Check ‘is pulse?” “Yep.” “Well ‘en, let’s get ‘im in the back.” “Right.” Rick put his hat back on and the two flung the corpse into the back of the ambulance, “Good night, eh?” “Well, if its all the…

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  • The weird world of today With extracts from a frozen pizza factory

    -Humor – 2 Pages Chapter 1 – Attack of the weird blue scraggy thing from outer space The blue scraggy thing ate his cereal and looked up. Outside against the silver metallic landscape lay a team of archaeologist greenfly. Unknown to the blue scraggy thing they were singing ring-a-ring-a-roses in remembrance of the great dragonfly…

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  • The Judgment

    by P.S. Gifford -Strange – 2 Pages – Frank sat there writhing in the uncomfortable old wooden chair and fidgeted awkwardly. “So am I right in assuming Mr. Frank Halford that on the night in question you were drinkin’ in the‘Tar and Feathers’ public drinking house in Aysgarth?” Frank squirmed a little more. “Answer the…

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Random Columns From Years Gone By

  • The 2009 Roadtrip: Part 4

    Warrior—Fighting For The Earth MoTW—Brothers Of The Head MONDAY 6:08 am: Woke up. Turned to TBS so I could watch a bit of "Married WithChildren". 6:11 am: Awake enough now. Decide to go outside and have a smoke.Luckily had the forethought the day before to bring in some Diet Dew andsome of those Dole orange…

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  • The Future’s So Bright…

    (This Spamrider of the Apocalypse entry arrived in my clothes hamper dated May 31, 2047.  -Bob) …That it actually burns you alive if you step out of your cave. I am actually writing this post to you from The Future. And let me tell you, it ain’t pretty kids.

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  • Diary of an Asshole

    5/23/24 Dear Diary, I don’t know what that life-support system of mine has been putting into itself lately, but judging by my breath the past two days I can only assume the worst. At this rate the damn thing’s going to get colon cancer by the time we’re 40, and then we’ll both be in…

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  • All-You-Can-Eat-And-Drink

    By Saint Garion   My enchanting paramour and I went to a Jazz and Blues Festival over at the local zoo on Friday night.  It was All-You-Can-Eat-And-Drink for 30 bucks a person.  I know, it sounds expensive but we took them to the bank for the amount of wine that we consumed.    We drank…

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  • My New Friend!

    My new anonymous friend writes:“This is the stupidest site on the web.” Thanks Buddy! Your feedback is very much appreciated. Here is a story just for you. The other day when my wife decided to do the laundry, even though the dryer was not generating very much heat. I was confident that our clothes would…

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