The Black Noir
July 31, 2023I was playing trombone in a Megadeth cover band when she caught my eye. She was sitting across the crowded smoky bar drinking something wet and pink. I knew right away I was going to stick my penis in her. I'd been struggling with an…
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The Manhood Test
July 21, 2025Note from the Editor: The Manhood Test was written back in 2000, before virtual reality was invented. Jonathan looked out of place among the other boys in his crowd. for one thing, he did not wear glasses. Thanks to years of computer use, most children…
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Hershel’s Great Journey
April 29, 2024Hershel's Great Journey by Randy Bone Hershel was a bug. He had always been a bug and, for all he knew, he would always be a bug. Now I've got nothing against bugs mind you. Not unless you count the way they buzz around in…
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Sandcastles
April 21, 2025-Strange - 11 Pages - This story begins in the age of myth. It was a time when demons haunted nights, mushrooms housed gnomes, and knights fought dragons. I wasn’t just Anthony, I was Sir Anthony. I had just begun the fourth grade at a…
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Satan and Some Homeless Janitors
February 14, 20004 Pages The rural town of Descourve was a town with a long, uneventful history. A brief stay as county seat is the closest it ever came to dignification. The glory days, though, were now long gone and the ambassadors and dignitaries never came anymore.…
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The Journey To HR, Part 79!
October 25, 2025The gasp I gasped wasn't from surprise.I was way beyond surprise at this point.No, the gasp I gasped was a gasp of pain. My left hand REALLY hurt. I looked down and saw what was causing the pain. A small ape was grasping my hand…
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Shit I’ll Change When I’m President!
July 16, 2025So you voted for a boob last time. Next time, vote McBoobs for President! Never too early to start campaigning! I know that it seems like a long shot, but it could happen. Someday you will have your Wednesday night TV shows interrupted (there’s nothing…
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Psalms of Katrina
December 4, 2005By special guest writer Saint John (Translation by Saint Garion Bel)[The following is a Psalm of Saint John. Saint John is now homeless but was formerly of the middle class that Bush is trying very hard to wipe out. Due to his poor public education…
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A Lazy Secretive Thing With Stuff On Top
June 26, 2010Y&T---FacemelterMoTW---Blue CollarBefore I get started, would like those that like classic rock/metal tojoin a new forum at www.classic-rock-bottom.ning.com. It's an offshoot of a forum that's closing down on July 1st and has somereally great people onboard. It's also not your typical forum where'sthere's a bunch…
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Just a bit o’ the chills
June 5, 2007Before I tell you about the rock that fell from the sky, a little history is appropriate.That rock, now being studied by scientists was the result of a collision that occurred millennia ago. It wasn’t the same collision described earlier, but as luck would have…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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