Surprise Package
July 17, 2022- Sci-Fi - 1 Page - The crying was to be expected. The girls, after all, were only six years old and, despite their enhanced intelligence and intensive training, were still emotionally immature. And identical siblings often formed unusually strong bonds. In addition to leaving…
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At The Gates
May 15, 20012 Pages A crowd was gathered outside the city. People milled about aimlessly, bumping into each other as often as they were bumped into. A feeling of quiet panic and frustration trickled through, subsiding once, swelling again. The only thing that kept an epidemic in…
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The Sock Puppet That Came In From The Cold (Part 1)
December 27, 201012 Pages Part 1 of 3: It hailed, it sleeted, it raged and blew. Then it rained, and rained some more. It rained until the sewers overflowed. Then, mercifully, Christmas Eve arrived and put its foot down. The wind and its accomplices rolled out, and…
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Helping Hans
February 16, 2005- Strange -1 Page - Hans was sitting by the stream relaxing and pondering over the events of the last month. It was a perfect spring morning here in the Lake District. Somehow sitting here with the sunlight gently caressing his face and the calming…
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Hershel’s Great Journey
April 29, 2024Hershel's Great Journey by Randy Bone Hershel was a bug. He had always been a bug and, for all he knew, he would always be a bug. Now I've got nothing against bugs mind you. Not unless you count the way they buzz around in…
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Another Portion of the Parts
May 1, 2006The Sword---"Age of Winters"MoTW---"Hostel"As I ran downstairs to find my father, Geoff, my brother, handed me awad of toilet paper. "The bitch is mine," he whispered as he continuedtoward the kitchen.FIguring he meant one of the hookers I thought nothing about it and wentoutside where…
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What’s In My Mouth?
February 3, 2024“THEY EAT THEIR OWN POOP WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING IT! Just like Stephen.”Excuse me? Just discovered a chunk of something in my mouth. Have no idea what it is, went ahead and swallowed it. Haven't eaten anything yet today, did my weekly brushing of the teeth…
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Another Post From Me With Truth As An Added Bonus
June 12, 2021Seems like Bob is trying to cause some problems. First, I NEVER said that he should sell the site to an investment firm. I told him that his buttocks were getting loose and flappy and that MAYBE he should invest in equipment that would firm…
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meaninglessness
May 30, 2007The L.C.D clock flashed 1:17. Evan stared at it without a flicker with any indication of emotion evident on his unshaven face.‘I wonder if it is morning or night,’ he pondered to himself as his eyes darted around the perfectly square ten foot by ten…
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Nice Dreams: Part VIII – An Unexpected Visit!
June 14, 2024Prologue: I'm sort of a hostage on a yacht, where my days are numbered. So, I figured, I'd make the best of it…-Start from the beginning- I spent the rest of that day drinking shots of Tequila with the big wigs and snacking on hors-d'euvres…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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