This Time I’ve Gone Too Far
December 28, 2008NOTE: The following short was originally posted on the "Ask Bob" column on 12/28/2008, I thought it would fit in nicely here...Bob S. A few days ago I got a nice Christmas card from my families spiritual elder which read like this: This time you've gone…
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Iblis Concept
May 31, 2003-Sci-Fi - 8 Pages - Humanity had sent him. Iblis was human, of course, but not Humanity. Humanity was the single, but often times conflicting, controlling entity of the universe of thought and feeling. Iblis was a mere outcast. He always had been, since his…
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Going bananas
August 24, 2005"I'm afraid, Mr. Smith, that your monkey has cancer," the vet informed me. "Cancer?" I echoed. "Poor CoCo." Poor Coco nothing. Poor me was more like it. The damn baboon was a pain in the ass from the get go. And I'd trained my fair…
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THE STOOL PIGEON AND THE INDIAN LAKE 1933
March 21, 2001Strange - 10 Pages - It never occurred to me that Norman would chicken out and become a stool pigeon. He was aggressive, a good athlete, a gambler, (for baseball cards and streetcar transfers), a veteran explorer of our neighborhood and Crotona Park. He was…
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A Bad Haircut
July 31, 2009Note from Editor: This one is as sad as it is creepy. It was originally submitted 12 yrs ago, by an unknown author named Seth. Excerpt: He stared at his face in the small square mirror, the door to a diminutive medicine cabinet, built for…
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The lovely and Talented Yvonne Takes Over!
October 30, 2024Hi, you may call me lovely Yvonne and a new era has started here at this site. I want to welcome myself as the newest staff member to theweirdcrap, and am ready to make a difference in your life. This column will now be written…
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The Journey To HR, Part 7!
March 24, 2024(NOTE: I noticed in my last opus I typed “it's head” a couple times. It should be “its head”. I guess I could go back and correct it, or you could just re-read it again now knowing the error of my ways. Proofread before I…
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Old Fashioned
March 9, 2009Well in the recent past I’ve entertained myself by watching “Iron Man”, excellent movie, the new “Batman” movie, I don’t remember what it was called exactly, “Transformers” (too much action), and recently “Watchmen”, which is really weird and disturbing…but good.All the other movies were what…
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New Opus?
October 28, 2023“Seriously?” I asked. “Hollywood has nothing new to offer so they want to make a movie about a rogue pubic hair?”“Not only that, but you need to check this out!” Bob shrieked as he pulled something out of his pocket. And there it was in…
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The 2012 Roadtrip All In One Sitting!
August 10, 2012Testament---Dark Roots Of Earth MoTW---[REC] 2 Well, another roadtrip is done. Luckily for you, I don't have to waste a couple months explaining what went on. Why? Because absolutely nothing happened. Nothing happened on the way to Delaware, nothing happened in Delaware and nothing happened…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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