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Sisters

January 27, 2007

by Eiffi Savette -Strange - 3 Pages - A relationship between a friend and two sisters can be wonderful, unless it involves a macabre set of rare and disturbing circumstances. Kelley was the best friend I had ever known. As I look back on all…

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MAP OF AMERICA

August 15, 2010

MAP OF AMERICA Map Of America <!-- -->      I’d always loved maps. In fact the walls of my office at home were covered with them. Almost every part of the globe was represented there with some areas even being duplicated as I acquired an…

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Racing With The Moon

December 21, 2005

-Strange - 14 Pages - As she opened the door, it was like entering a crypt sealed to life. The smell of death permeated her nostrils. The thick dust, was like snow piling up from a storm. Petrified cake lay where the boy had left…

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The Mortis of Peace

September 15, 2025

by Aluric Dai 1 Page There was very little left towards the end of time. A great chaos had taken the people, some say a plague. Others just war. Life was different than it had been. Now the people no longer fought for their lives…

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A Deal with the Devil

October 2, 2009

"Wh...what am I doing here?" John asked as he reached the checkpoint. "Let's see," the guard said, leafing through a thick notebook. "Ah, John Sedgewick. Here it is. Says here you cheated on your wife." "Well, to be fair, she cheated on me first," John…

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Saint Garion Goes To Saint Augustine

October 16, 2005

Vacation spots in Florida can be annoying because of the bugs, the pervasive heat, and angry locals, but this last trip to Saint Augustine was quite pleasant. We stayed in a Bed and Breakfast which meant that we had a luxurious room and a hot…

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The Forbidden Time Zone: Part 37

July 25, 2025

Cindy slapped Bob's hitchhiking thumb six times by the time they finally arrived at their destination: a half-lit strip club off West Dodge and the cinder block motel across the street that looked like it had barely survived three economic collapses. As they approached, Bob…

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The AI “Revolution”

August 3, 2025

A reader recently asked me about the future of AI. Now I have to be very careful here. Because if I spill the beans too much I could cause some serious trouble. In fact, America may now be speeding its way into a dystopian authoritarian…

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Me Too!!!

May 27, 2024

Me Too!!! After reading Melissa Paternik’s latest “Chick Shit” column I feel like I need to come clean about something. Bob Semitram and I have also been lovers for decades and I have personally borne seventeen of his time babies. Shocking, I know. What you…

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More of that President Crap!

July 23, 2025

I wish to make an addendum to last week’s column “Shit I will change when I am the President”: Majority Rules! This will be the motto of my office. I say this because if 80% of the population smokes, cigarettes that is, then smoking can…

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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!

April 21, 2024

Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…

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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com

February 27, 2024

You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…

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