Sepulchural
April 3, 2004-Strange Category - 5 Pages "Howdie." Looking up from the gas pump nozzle, Vincent was greeted by a plummeting red boxing glove to the face. Whump! Vincent stumbled from the strike and fell against his '87 yellow Trans-Am. "My nose!" The attacker danced back and…
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Binkle Bunny in Dead People Taste Funny
April 4, 2001Andrew R.A. Owen - Humor - 6 Pages - The sun was setting over the Cummy Todge public house and a gentle wind whistled across the grass plains. Binkle Bunny sat outside on a bench, the fading light glistening off his metal parts and in…
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Sympathy for the Devil
December 9, 20031 Page I thought the devil was red and had a tail. I had braced myself for His appearance, His style, even His odor if need be. So what happens when I call Him? He shows up at my door in a three-piece suit, looking…
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Zeep In The City
November 16, 2005-Sci-Fi - 3 Pages - Package runner Alpha One-Six, nicknamed `Zeep' to endear him to Joe Public and his slobbering troglodyte family, had only been distracted for four hundredths of a second. But in that time, he'd somehow managed to collide with a stationary object;…
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The Goddam Ginsu Knife
November 1, 2023He never liked the Ginsu Knife. It kept looking at him. Actually, it was his own reflected image in the knife that would stare back at him as he crept warily by, but the knife had a strange way of twisting and distorting the reflection…
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Adventures in Telemarketing Part I
September 15, 2023Dan Writes: I got a phone call about a policeman's ball. Should I buy one? Dear Dan: You can if you want too, but don't expect much. A long time ago, I got a call to buy a ticket for the "The Policeman's Circus." It…
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Dreams: Part XVI or Meanwhile back at the Ranch…
August 9, 2024Last week Jerome found out he was duped, and Bob ain't an alien at all. He's just a very, very, very-stupid man, who's doing the best that he can. Meanwhile, back at the lake… Jerome and Melissa return to the scene of the crime. The…
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Warning: This Post Contains Death And Carnage (So Don’t Say I Didn’t Warn You!)
November 30, 2025My cat Eartha just brought in a bird; a young female cardinal. I hate it when she brings birds inside because there is always a big mess of feathers after she gets done eating them. I managed to get it away from her and take…
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Nothing To See Here
July 11, 2005After reading Stephen's last few columns, we have decided to force himinto taking a break.We have found that the things he has been writing have no basis in fact,but are the musings of someone who has gone completely over the edge. We do not condone…
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On Knowing Shit
May 12, 2024As near as I can tell the world is just a big mystery that mankind will forever be trying to solve. Or more likely, will kill ourselves trying to solve. We unearth the relics of ancient civilizations because we want to understand our past. To…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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