Seeing a Girl
March 3, 20048 Pages I can't tell you how pleased I was to watch your pageants around the pool last summer. I counted the days of the week by your swimsuits. A charming yellow two-piece on a Friday afternoon. A glossy, seal-black one-piece on a Sunday morning.…
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A Simple Story About Human Reproduction
June 12, 2008From what I understand, it took only six and a half seconds for my first son, Zachary, to fall from the bedroom window of our third story apartment to the ground below. This fact has always provided me with a mild level of comfort. Seeing…
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Phone Games
July 25, 20044 Pages The payphone is occupied. Another person, a man, a quirky man, hovers around its perimeter; he closely resembles a jabberwocky. "Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams." Says…
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Takin ah Smoke Break
November 3, 2025by Drake Knight Note from Editor: This may seem a bit dated in today's world, but it was written in 2005. I was at work, while taking my smoke break, and what was really odd about that is the fact that I don't smoke. But,…
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The Black Noir
July 31, 2023I was playing trombone in a Megadeth cover band when she caught my eye. She was sitting across the crowded smoky bar drinking something wet and pink. I knew right away I was going to stick my penis in her. I'd been struggling with an…
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I Am Generally Pissed About Something, But Not Today…
July 13, 2000Normally when I write this, I am generally pissed about something. But, not today.Nope. I have been extremely happy the last few days from an email I happened to receive. I feel so gushy and mushy inside.Before you leave, I will rant about something later…
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An Angry God
July 14, 2005By Garion BelMy peaceful rest was interrupted rudely on Thursday morning when the Lord, disturbed by the soft knock, knock, fuck knocking on the front door, started barking. It was 5am, and some person, maybe the neighbor, was knocking on my door. Persistently. I told…
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Still More Shit Schmelnoz Says
April 25, 2024Schmelnoz said something to me once that I didn’t really understand but I nonetheless found very intriguing. He said that humans are the only known species in the universe who relentlessly pursue amnesia. He also said some other things too but I’ve mostly managed to…
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I Have No Title For This, But I’m Back (Again)!
July 5, 2014Rival Sons---Great Western Valkyrie MoTW---Maniac Cop 3 April? I haven't posting anything since April? What in the hell is wrong with me? Wow. I knew I was taking a couple weeks off so I could work on my book about canned peaches, but didn't realize…
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Why I have no faith
April 25, 2006First I must apologize to St. Garion who has much more faith than I, and for that I salute him. I, however, have no faith. You, however, must have faith. Let me explain... I'll start with my first memory in life.My first cognitive thought was…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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