Total World Domination
September 7, 20046 Pages I was headed towards Union Square to shop for a birthday gift for my mother. Shopping, unfortunately, has never been my forté. My mother taught me well how to overcome so many of life's little obstacles; but shopping simply wasn't something I could…
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A Cream Filled Existence
November 15, 20015 Pages I watched his pudgy face devour the ho-ho. The cream filled kind. The tubby little man did not even stop to savor the ho-ho; I wasn't even sure he was enjoying it. He didn't love the ho-ho. I loved the ho-ho. He just…
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How to not be a cretin, and give into passion. Also entitled: How to Meet Strange People
May 5, 20042 Pages I wandered into the kitchen, and there, was an old man sitting at a large table sorrounded by a full breakfast. He held a banana, like you would a handgun, and followed me around the room with it. BANG! He laughed at his…
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Tales of Constant, Unrelenting Insanity
November 6, 200416 Pages vol. I Larry was in a miserable mood as he left the slaughterhouse at 5:00 PM after working an 8 ½ hour-shift, then being laid off. It was like the world had stabbed him in the back, and opened up a wound where…
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The Prey
July 15, 2024-Strange - 1 Page - Dalibor bent over to catch his breath. His throat felt ragged, as though the air was scratching it. His heart was pounding in his chest, his head was spinning, and his calves were burning. He let his bag drop off…
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On Knowing Shit
May 12, 2024As near as I can tell the world is just a big mystery that mankind will forever be trying to solve. Or more likely, will kill ourselves trying to solve. We unearth the relics of ancient civilizations because we want to understand our past. To…
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The Forbidden Time Zone: The First Mistake
December 5, 2025The Other turned to the Creator. “What makes Earth so different from other civilizations?” The Creator answered calmly, “Humans. They’re a curiosity across the universe.” “A curiosity?” Cindy asked. “How so?” “Humans have killed each other over matters of enlightenment. This is extremely unusual.” “You…
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God’s Silver Medal
January 25, 2006by Saint Garion's friend Ket Darby You even noticed that often times Christianity is kind of mean to Judaism? I think I know why. So I read the Bible once and it talked about how the Jewish people were the chosen ones. I can't blame…
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Nothing Better To Do So I “Wrote” This
July 22, 2010Chris Caffery---House Of InsanityMoTW---The Slammin' SalmonSo it's Thursday and I don't have much going on since it's rainingoutside. I was going to watch someone cut my grass, but they refusedbecause of that rain shit so I decided to fart around and writesomething, just to get…
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Getting to Know Ralph Again!
February 21, 2024Ralph and I have spent the last week getting to know each other again. It's been fantastic!!! As soon as we got home, he put me right to work cooking and cleaning. Hey, I'm a woman and that's what I'm supposed to be doing!! Every…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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