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Strange Stories

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  • Ziontology
    by Mikel Davis
    By Mikel Davis “You slimy sack of fish shit!” Deputy Ploggard slammed his hairy fist down onto the grey metal table which separated the two men. His hand landed with such force that it left a fist-shaped dent in the middle of the table. The noise which followed echoed off…
  • “The New Job” by Rance Treakle
    by Rance Treakle
    [A Halloween Special from the 2003 Archives] I thought the devil was red and had a tail. I had braced myself for His appearance, His style, even His odor if need be. So what happens when I call Him? He shows up at my door in a three-piece suit, looking like a successful businessman. OK,…
  • THE MICROWAVED CHICKEN HEART
    by Craig Snyder
    The Microwaved Chicken Heart bellowed in triumph as his hideous six-inch fangs tore through the President’s colon. The Chief Executive shrieked in agony; his hopes for a pleasant Wednesday shattered in a few bloody moments. “I don’t believe I’m going to be re-elected,” he whimpered brokenly. The day had dawned so calm and fresh, like…
  • AND THERE WAS LIGHT
    by Chris Harris
    By Chris Harris We as a race, were the essence of eternity. But there was only ever one race, which like time itself was both infinite and finite. All creatures and all time were merely parts of their respective wholes. For as a second might regard a minute as impossible, so does the cell of…

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  • 1984
    by Spamrider
    I once jumped back to the year 1984 and met myself as a young man. I don’t know why I did it.  I haven’t even done it yet. I just remember this old man coming up to me and asking me for a smoke. “I don’t smoke,” I told him. “That’s ok,” he said.  “Neither…
  • The Journey To HR, Part 117!
    by Stephen Johnson
    When I came to, I heard a loud machine running and what sounded like a young girl screaming. “What’s with the commotion?” I asked as I sat up. “Is it another one of those bring your daughter to work things?” Then I saw the cause. The HR lady was holding Bob by his shoulders and…
  • The Squealing of the Pigs, Part 11!
    by Bob Senitram
    By Bob SenitramBringing the darkness to light…sort of. Later, in Dr. Benson’s office: “…and he just walked out. They found a dead tourist the next day, parts of his body was missing.” “Hector’s got leprosy? All we have to do is follow the body parts and we have our man!” Bob concludes. “No, the tourist’s…
  • The Song in Bob’s Head
    by Spamrider

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Random Strange Stories

  • Bacon Becomes Her

    “Brenda’s a pig!” “Roger! Aren’t you two engaged?” Tim paused mid-sip. “That’s your fiancé you’re talking about.” “I know, I know.” Roger took a swig of his Red Hook ESB and wiped his mouth on his shirtsleeve. “But she is.” “She got one of them cute little corkscrew tails on her ass?” asked Tim, invoking…

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  • The Judgment

    by P.S. Gifford -Strange – 2 Pages – Frank sat there writhing in the uncomfortable old wooden chair and fidgeted awkwardly. “So am I right in assuming Mr. Frank Halford that on the night in question you were drinkin’ in the‘Tar and Feathers’ public drinking house in Aysgarth?” Frank squirmed a little more. “Answer the…

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  • Sepulchural

    -Strange Category – 5 Pages “Howdie.” Looking up from the gas pump nozzle, Vincent was greeted by a plummeting red boxing glove to the face. Whump! Vincent stumbled from the strike and fell against his ’87 yellow Trans-Am. “My nose!” The attacker danced back and forth, concealing his identity behind the big, red boxing gloves.…

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  • Me and Myself and My Son: A Shitty Story

    A man was defecating on my England hotel room floor as I walked in. He looked over and squinted at the new light surrounding me from the hallway. I shut the door and said,” The bathrooms over there, buddy.” It was All Hallows Evening and I wondered if this was a trick or a threat.…

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Random Columns From Years Gone By

  • I Have No Title For This, But I’m Back (Again)!

    Rival Sons—Great Western Valkyrie MoTW—Maniac Cop 3 April? I haven’t posting anything since April? What in the hell is wrong with me? Wow. I knew I was taking a couple weeks off so I could work on my book about canned peaches, but didn’t realize it would stretch into a couple months.  The worst thing…

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  • The TRUE Story of That Trip

    Neal Morse—Sola Scriptura MoTW—Halloween So here it is, the REAL story of the vacation. None of that namby-pambybullshit you (might have) read before, but the real-deal, no cornerscut, unexpurgated, uncut, director's version that you could not see intheaters, the story too shocking to tell but it must be told, oh yes, itmust. I started off…

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  • And The Lucky Winner Is…

    Pretty soon, one lucky winner will be the 10,000th visito, unless we get shut down by Kathie Lee because she is a bitch, or we get shut down by Cody Gifford because, he too, is a bitch. Anyway, I told Bob that we should reward the 10,000th visitor and give them a prize. Bob, because…

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  • Bring Your Kid to Work Day

    Looks like I made a huge mistake bringing my baby to work. I think there also might be something seriously wrong with it since it’s now over 5 feet tall and it’s less than a month old. Instead of calling it “it” all the time, I now call my baby “Dana” since I still don’t…

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  • Did we cancel Melissa or what?

    We regret to inform those that read Melissa’s column, that she is currently deathly ill. So deathly ill, as a matter of fact, she is almost dead. We rejoice! According to Jerome, Melissa was trying out various douches when she came across a douche that did something to her insides. After douching, she started screaming…

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