The Cleansing Rain…
December 1, 2025by Brandon Cooper I woke up choking again. Salty water inside my lungs. Yum. I think that is probably the worst and best part about sleeping under the blanket of rain, it's terrible. That's just the first adjective that comes to mind too…. I hate…
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The Shadow of the Crimson Light
September 5, 2004-Sci-Fi - 12 Pages - No, no and no! This is not, I repeat, not from the strains of over-working. Please, doctor, you of all people should see that I am indeed too excited and on the verge on a breakdown, but again I must…
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History of a Hot Sauce: The mysterious Origins of Wassabassco
January 15, 2005by R. Andrew Heidel and William Morton 5 Pages Our recipe, and Kiki's lineage, begins in Japan during the waning years of the Edo era when the Tokugawa Shogunate commissioned the Sushi Sensei to discover a wasabi hot enough for the emperor himself. After many…
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Life After Life
October 6, 2025by Colin Blalock If you died, and after you were already dead someone said, "excuse me sir/ma'am, you're dead", what would be the first thing that came to mind that you wish you had done before you died? Me, I wish I had sailed around…
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Progress
May 9, 2004Sci-Fi - 5 Pages - Dr. Anne Patterson stepped from the ship with reticence. After a three-month journey, they'd finally arrived. She hadn't been sure what to expect, but it certainly wasn't the beauty that greeted her. Where Earth had so long been covered with…
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The Forbidden Time Zone: Part 36
July 18, 2025"Say it again, mommy..." "I told you, I don't…" Cindy stopped mid-sentence, lifting her head. She sniffed the air. "Did you fart?" "No! I thought you did," Bob replied. Cindy sniffed again, frowning. "Smells like someone sharted." Bob nodded.. "Sharted, then dropped a full load…
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Nothing Better To Do So I “Wrote” This
July 22, 2010Chris Caffery---House Of InsanityMoTW---The Slammin' SalmonSo it's Thursday and I don't have much going on since it's rainingoutside. I was going to watch someone cut my grass, but they refusedbecause of that rain shit so I decided to fart around and writesomething, just to get…
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Just Another Day
December 4, 2022Well, I spent hours this week on my story about the History of the Earth to help explain why dogs eat their own poo. But I didn't like the direction of this last installment, so I fired the leading character and a rewrite will show…
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Yvonnes Ultra-Special, New Year Special, Special!
January 1, 2025It's a new year and I'm back. I'm sure that many of you are more than thankful for that since, without me, your life is meaningless. You look at me as your one ray of hope in your pitiful existence. That's fine with me. But,…
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My Friends…
August 21, 2001Dear Bel: I am a 14-year-old freshman in high school. A lot of my friends are sophomores, and they are really nice kids. My parents have told me I am not allowed to be at a friend's house. The problem is that the boy's father,…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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