My Farm
July 15, 2001Sci-Fi - 3 Pages - My eyes opened slowly, and the room appeared again, the relaxant hum of the dome generators wavering through my gradually waking head - Tommy had started a fragrantly strong brew of coffee. Stretching my rested muscles for a few seconds,…
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The Prey
July 15, 2024-Strange - 1 Page - Dalibor bent over to catch his breath. His throat felt ragged, as though the air was scratching it. His heart was pounding in his chest, his head was spinning, and his calves were burning. He let his bag drop off…
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The Sock Puppet That Came In From The Cold (Part 3)
December 27, 20107 Pages Part 3 of 3: Sally drove her Volkswagen Golf through what had now become a blizzard. Snow fell relentlessly, covering the streets and making visibility downright invisible. To make matters worse, the streets were icy beneath the snow. The small car treated corners…
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I Want My Alien Back!
July 26, 2008Sci-Fi - 9 Pages "He's not in Area 51? What do you mean he's not in Area 51?" said Lou Diamond's wife. "Then you better go after him." "But, honey, I-" "No!" she insisted angrily, her finger outstretched and pointing at the front door. "No…
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Lunar’s Armor
June 2, 2025Lunar's Armor by "Link" 3 Pages Phoenix Rebirth, another technology brought to you by the Microsoft Union of companies, and by the technology of the fiftieth century. It costs a whopping, 50,000,000,000 Dollars for a single tube. But such a tube can be reused thousands…
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The Lord, The Goat, And The Christmas Tree
January 4, 2006This was the first Christmas the Lord has really paid attention to what was going on, and well, he’d like to make some changes. And the Lord who is a puppy said unto Saint Garion, “I think they should call it Goatcheesemas.”Saint Garion (reluctantly): “Are…
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The 2011 Roadtrip: Part 3
September 3, 2011Devin Townsend Project---Ghost MoTW---Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes (Note: For those that care, in the last column I mistakenly used thedate of 7/31 when it should have been 7/30. Don't want to fuck with yourmind and have you think I'm living in an…
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Well Done!
November 7, 2024Well done, alternate-timeline America! You've really gone and stepped in it this time. I really hope you're proud of yourself. In fact, I know you are. We'll just see how long that feeling lasts I guess. Bravo!
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I Am Taking Over This Mother Fucking Column…
August 21, 2000Hey! My name is Jerome White. I am taking over this mother fucking column from Steven cause his ass is dead!!I don't watch no television cause I ain't got one. I don't go to no movies because I ain't got no money. I just write…
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The 2010 Roadtrip: Part 3
September 25, 2010Death Angel---Relentless RetributionMoTW---MacheteBefore I continue, let's correct a mistake on the last post. For thefinal entry, it should be:Sunday, 8/112:05 am: I was tired. I went to sleep (or whatever it was that I wrote.I'm too lazy to look. The thing I had to change…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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