The Prey
July 15, 2024-Strange - 1 Page - Dalibor bent over to catch his breath. His throat felt ragged, as though the air was scratching it. His heart was pounding in his chest, his head was spinning, and his calves were burning. He let his bag drop off…
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Mr. Sockforahead – The Series
October 9, 2021Strange - 10 Stories, 72 Pages - Mr. Sockforahead came from the imagination of a young man named Joshua Blanc back in 2000. As he matured, so did his writing skills. However, his imagination remained intact as his creativity thrived. As the years passed he…
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The Sock Puppet That Came In From The Cold (Part 2)
December 27, 20109 Pages Part 2 of 3: Elsewhere in the city that night, a party was being held: in the police station of all places. But not everyone attending was filled with Christmas cheer. Officer Peter Gumption had rather more worrisome thoughts on his mind. He…
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Flowers for Aaron
April 26, 20089/15 Dearest Diary, I saw Betty today. She was eating dinner at Gill's with an athletic, handsome and obviously dim-witted young man. Her companion had a Herculean body, but his face looked addled as he tilted his head from side to side like a dog…
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White Room
March 30, 2005-Strange - 2 Pages - The room was white. The walls, ceiling and floor were white. The man sitting at the white table was dressed in white.The door opened. A robot entered."Your Highness, Emperor Napoleon."The man looked up and nodded imperially at the mirrored-face. "Warden…
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Someone’s Loss Is My Gain
May 18, 2008Whitesnake---Good To Be BadMoTW---Big NothingA few days ago, as I was putting the finishing touches on myeco-friendly prez-mobile, I heard the doorbell ring. Thinking it was someone looking for answers on who would be the rightperson to be our next prez (me, of course), I…
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COMING SOON: The New Devils Dictionary
January 2, 2025Note from the editor: This week, my daughter noticed our dog making a ruckus out back and she goes out to investigate. Turns out, there was a big ugly possum out back. Don't worry, she didn't get hurt, because our dog is convinced that anything…
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Why Dogs Eat Poo – Part VI
January 21, 2023I get in the elevator and my guide hits a few buttons and it feels like we're going down. "Are we in an elevator?" I ask. "Sure." The guide responds. "Then what are all these buttons? Doesn't an elevator just go up and down?" "Sure."…
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I Get These Thoughts…….
June 24, 2023“If there's a writers' strike, why do I still have to write something every week?”“Because you, dear sir, are NOT a writer!”There were five things I had to do on the internet this morning but I can only remember four of them.That's why I hate…
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Something Happened Within the Last Few Days…
June 26, 2000Something happened within the last few days that shocked and sickened me. Usually I do not get easily repulsed, but as you read this, you will find out why I am in the state I currently am in. I was watching quality television programming--I do…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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