Tasteless Joe
January 20, 2005Strange - 7 Pages - Joseph Mellon appeared like all the other babies in the sandbox. He was cute and cuddly and round and happy; happy eating sand, that is. Oh sure, babies are famous for sticking just about anything in their mouths, but little…
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Dirty Boy
July 5, 2008I never found out who brought dirty boy into our school and into my bedroom. He was covered in years of accumulated dust and filth, wedged between the cracks of my bedroom floor. His torso stuck to his legs and his legs were bent in…
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The Black Tunnel
June 8, 2005-Strange - 6 Pages - I pulled my blankets off in slow motion. My knees all but buckled under me as I put one foot and then the other on the floor beneath me. I dragged myself to the shower, trying without success to turn…
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The Pheasant
August 18, 20006 Pages Mr. Schwartz has a stuffed pheasant on his desk. So he's a little eccentric. Well, he is, but the pheasant's evil.I seem to find everything evil, even those baby dolls for the parenting class. Those beady little eyes, staring up at you... A…
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ONION MAN
April 26, 2006Onion Man by Polina Danilyuk -Strange - 2 Pages - "What you have?" says Olaf. Olaf isn't like you and me. You and me, we're sitting, baking, locked up in a stuffy school library, reading stories to each other. Olaf, he barely speaks a word…
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World War III
March 7, 2022Before we move on to World War III, as Stephen mentioned TheWeirdcrap started long before Al Gore invented the inter-web. I'm still trying to find the first edition. When I find it, I'll post the cover. Until then, here's a pic of us in the…
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Nothing To See Here
July 11, 2005After reading Stephen's last few columns, we have decided to force himinto taking a break.We have found that the things he has been writing have no basis in fact,but are the musings of someone who has gone completely over the edge. We do not condone…
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The 2011 Roadtrip: Part 8
October 22, 2011Blondie---Panic Of Girls MoTW---The Saint (Note 1: Yes, this keeps going. I really, really want this to end and Ihave every intention of ending it but then I get quite bored writingabout the trip and stop writing. Basically this could have been done infour part,…
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The Blood Spurting From My Ear…
August 14, 2000Well, everyone should be happy to know that the blood spurting from my ear is now just a slow trickle. I recommend to everyone NOT to stick a pen in their ear, no matter how tempting it might be. I have heard that there is…
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San Francisco account…
January 21, 2009“The Curious Account of San Francisco.”Part one of a link embedded tale of my experience in San Francisco.On Saturday, bright and early, my wife and I hopped in our car and headed north up interstate five. Seven hours later we arrived at our destination- San…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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