The Escape
December 13, 20029 Pages While waiting for dinner, I realize my entire life is bullshit. I stare at Denise across the plush table set for four. Our wineglasses are full, and we'd been having a great time. Except that we are still waiting for Mr. Brothers, my…
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And Thanks for the Chicken
May 25, 2005Derik Taylor - 18 Pages - Smelling his armpit, he regrets not taking a shower or at least putting on some deodorant/anti-perspirant. Now he is too close to the door just to turn around and go back upstairs. A minute passes and it becomes crystal…
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ALIENS PREFER PEPSI
January 17, 2000by Debbie Martinez 1 Page Every evening, JoeBob, John, and Bubba sit on the front porch enjoying popcorn and soda while they watch the sun set. They usually discuss football, politics, women and whatever else comes to mind. Most nights, the conversation stretches way past…
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The Curious Fate of Sebastian Street
September 14, 2005-Strange - 1 Page - As Sebastian Street laid there in his hospital bed, he realized his time was quickly fleeting. At only 50 years old he had managed beat many obstacles in this life…But there was no way could bribe or out maneuver the…
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Kenny The Koala
January 25, 2000by Jon Stephenson 1 Page Kenny the koala lived in a great, big forest with many other koala bears. Every day Kenny would wake up and climb his favorite tree. He would sit in the tree the whole day and eat tasty leaves. One day…
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Cleaning Tips!
May 30, 2022by Melissa Paternick Oh boy, did I ever make a big mistake when I last mentioned my cleaning tips!! It seems that a lot of people, like Jim N., are confused about what I meant when I said I was going to write about head…
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Yvonnes Ultra-Special, New Year Special, Special!
January 1, 2025It's a new year and I'm back. I'm sure that many of you are more than thankful for that since, without me, your life is meaningless. You look at me as your one ray of hope in your pitiful existence. That's fine with me. But,…
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Farewell To The Future
November 26, 2023(This Spamrider of the Apocalypse entry recently mysteriously arrived in my toilet dated August 8, 2047. -Bob) I’ve decided to return to The Past (formerly and soon again to be The Present) at the next available opportunity. I must admit that I previously thought living during…
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P.S.Gifford’s thoughts.
January 4, 2007I know I have been here before-but not in this physical body.I know that I have experienced this before-but not with my current mind.I know that I have lived this before-Long, long ago, before the present I was even bornSomewhere deep in my darkest consciousnessEmbers…
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My New Friend!
July 17, 2001My new anonymous friend writes:"This is the stupidest site on the web." Thanks Buddy! Your feedback is very much appreciated. Here is a story just for you. The other day when my wife decided to do the laundry, even though the dryer was not generating…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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