Fonzie’s Revenge
January 27, 2025Fonzie's Revenge A reimagining of Happy Days Written by Kenneth Keller fonziesrevenge@gmail.com Remember the classic TV Show “Happy Days?” You know, it starred that Howdy Doody looking Motherfucker that played Opie Taylor on the Andy Griffin Show? It also had the original MILF Marion Ross…
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Lunar’s Armor
June 2, 2025Lunar's Armor by "Link" 3 Pages Phoenix Rebirth, another technology brought to you by the Microsoft Union of companies, and by the technology of the fiftieth century. It costs a whopping, 50,000,000,000 Dollars for a single tube. But such a tube can be reused thousands…
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Head in the Sand
February 15, 2010Head in the sand by CMR Once upon a time there was an ostrich. The ostrich had no concerns and was content to while away it's days with it's head in the sand. It would awaken that way in the mornings and drift to sleep…
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Discourse on a Hill
August 25, 2003"The country needs you," the guest implored, short of breath following his lengthy climb. "An entity such as yourself should have no problem bridging the gap between our two parties. Please, accept my offer." "I am not the man for whom you search." "Why so…
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The Ringing of the Bells
September 1, 2025-Strange - 9 Pages - The Ringing of the Bells: Part I The city of Laketown was awakened abruptly by the ringing of the bells. A thunderous roar resounded across the entire city, from the West wall to the Lake Gate and Fish Port. Every…
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A Special Surprise!
June 28, 2023Good thing our webmaster decided to take a little time off since I promised a special surprise which I wouldn't have been able to pull off!!! I told Ralph that I wanted to do something special for my readers and he came up with the…
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My Upcoming Plans
July 21, 2012The Cult---Choice Of Weapon MoTW---Lockout I took a break today from packing just to keep all of you updated on what's going on in my life. For those new here, this is around the time of the year that I get prepared for our annual…
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A New Post From Me
May 30, 2021So...................................... Ok, that's my post for the week!
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Somebody Stole My Radio
April 9, 2022“Somebody stole my radio.”I found that old chestnut in one of the print versions of TheWeirdcrap!Guess during that time I drank heavily. Seems that I went to a bar and instead of listening to the band, I drank and listened to what I wanted to…
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Someone’s Loss Is My Gain
May 18, 2008Whitesnake---Good To Be BadMoTW---Big NothingA few days ago, as I was putting the finishing touches on myeco-friendly prez-mobile, I heard the doorbell ring. Thinking it was someone looking for answers on who would be the rightperson to be our next prez (me, of course), I…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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