The weird world of today With extracts from a frozen pizza factory
June 15, 2001-Humor - 2 Pages Chapter 1 - Attack of the weird blue scraggy thing from outer space The blue scraggy thing ate his cereal and looked up. Outside against the silver metallic landscape lay a team of archaeologist greenfly. Unknown to the blue scraggy thing…
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Iblis Concept
May 31, 2003-Sci-Fi - 8 Pages - Humanity had sent him. Iblis was human, of course, but not Humanity. Humanity was the single, but often times conflicting, controlling entity of the universe of thought and feeling. Iblis was a mere outcast. He always had been, since his…
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History of a Hot Sauce: The mysterious Origins of Wassabassco
January 15, 2005by R. Andrew Heidel and William Morton 5 Pages Our recipe, and Kiki's lineage, begins in Japan during the waning years of the Edo era when the Tokugawa Shogunate commissioned the Sushi Sensei to discover a wasabi hot enough for the emperor himself. After many…
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Kenny the Koala 2: Electric Boogaloo
February 5, 2000By Jon Stephenson "Oh, Kenny," she said, as the tears streamed down her face. "I just saw the most horrible thing! I saw those human animals in the woods and they had these big yellow things with them!"
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Flowers for Aaron
April 26, 20089/15 Dearest Diary, I saw Betty today. She was eating dinner at Gill's with an athletic, handsome and obviously dim-witted young man. Her companion had a Herculean body, but his face looked addled as he tilted his head from side to side like a dog…
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BREAKING NEWS!!! World War III is cancelled!
April 24, 2022Last week Jacob asked: So, is this World War III and the end of the world as we know it? But I talked about masks and toilet paper, and never got around to answering his question. But, wouldn't you know it, the day after I…
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The Journey To HR, Part 78!
October 19, 2025A tremendous whooshing sound. I shrieked. Star Child Two shrieked. I looked at the tag on my finger. It had changed. “FOOLS!” it now read. The whooshing sound was getting closer. “But we're in space,” I thought to myself. “There should be no sound!”“'Tis a…
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Ask The Spamrider, Vol. 2
September 8, 2024So Bob has been wanting me to do another edition of Ask The Spamrider, the column where I answered letters from my so-called “fans”. And God knows what Bob wants Bob gets. Bob has this annoying way of relentlessly needling you, like a ravenous and…
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Scary Story (Based on a True Story)
October 26, 2025It was October. The leaves were crisp and brown and the wind was ripping them off of the trees and scattering them to the four corners of Five Corners, Indiana. Ghosts of men and beasts roamed the streets of Five Corners, for alas, Five Corners,…
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I Have Some Explaining To Do
June 22, 2008Korpiklaani---Korven KuningasMoTW---HairsprayI got a nasty email from someone associated with this site asking why Ihadn't submitted anything new for the last few weeks. Since I'm paid quite handsomely for every mini-opus I submit, I couldn'ttell him the truth so I lied and made up some…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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