THE STOOL PIGEON AND THE INDIAN LAKE 1933
March 21, 2001Strange - 10 Pages - It never occurred to me that Norman would chicken out and become a stool pigeon. He was aggressive, a good athlete, a gambler, (for baseball cards and streetcar transfers), a veteran explorer of our neighborhood and Crotona Park. He was…
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Bacon Becomes Her
October 17, 20043 Pages "Brenda's a pig!" "Roger! Aren't you two engaged?" Tim paused mid-sip. "That's your fiancé you're talking about." "I know, I know." Roger took a swig of his Red Hook ESB and wiped his mouth on his shirtsleeve. "But she is." "She got one…
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Purple Circles
September 6, 2008Last summer my eyes broke. They would burn in the morning and I'd rub them. I would look at my eyes in mirrors and see that there were red lines growing all over them. "Shit," I thought. I washed them with water, then alcohol, then…
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Sympathy for the Devil
December 9, 20031 Page I thought the devil was red and had a tail. I had braced myself for His appearance, His style, even His odor if need be. So what happens when I call Him? He shows up at my door in a three-piece suit, looking…
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A Bad Haircut
July 31, 2009Note from Editor: This one is as sad as it is creepy. It was originally submitted 12 yrs ago, by an unknown author named Seth. Excerpt: He stared at his face in the small square mirror, the door to a diminutive medicine cabinet, built for…
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Kids Skateboarding…
July 6, 2000I was bored on Sunday, and happened to switch on ESPN 2, and watched about 2 minutes of these kids skateboarding. I was thoroughly disgusted. I can remember when I was growing up, we had skateboards, but we were less pussies than the kids of…
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I AM A FREAK!!!
July 3, 2024I am almost officially a freak!!!! I have been granted a work permit that allows me to leave prison in order to travel to nearby towns as part of a freak show. This is something all women dream of, and now it's my reality!!! My…
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An Unspeakable Truth…
September 11, 2021Yes, you to can Ask Bob a Question! Stephen will be happy to know that I am writing a column for the second week in a row! I'm also publishing it on Saturday instead of Sunday, because I'm tired of him getting all the attention…
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The Forbidden Time Zone: Part 20 – Bob
March 21, 2025For the last few weeks in Forbidden Time Zone, we learned all about the entity, Cindy, and the Creators. Now, we're back to Bob as he leaves his 12-year-old body, which just encountered the entity. Bob rose, shedding his old body like a snake sloughing…
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Bob Senitram’s State of the Union
April 16, 2021(Originally posted on 03/14/2006) I came out of retirement to share my opinions of the political landscape! In the spirit of Shark Tank... Donald Trump: I could bore you to death with facts. Instead I’ll describe him using his own terms. Donald Trump is a…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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