A Little Bit of Dirt Never Hurt Anyone
December 30, 2024A little bit of dirt never hurt anyone By P.S. Gifford Wallace Montgomery slumped at his kitchen table dressed in nothing more than grayish white boxer shorts. The girth of his behind overflowed on the wicker chair. In front of him were three empty “big…
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The Nebulous Dr. Fucknuts
August 18, 2025Dr. Fucknuts brandished the cast iron skillet, preparing to use it against old Mrs. Schuster if she didn’t stop singing that damn infernal song. Dr. Fucknuts had lost his mind. He wasn’t sure where he had left it, but he was certain that eventually somebody…
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The Serial Killer Next Door
June 27, 2011The Serial Killer Next Door by P.S. Gifford © 2005________________________________________“There is a serial killer living next door,” Fred tried to explain. “What?” His half asleep wife Hilda replied from their deluxe queen four poster bed.“I said there is a serial killer living next door.” “Go…
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This Time I’ve Gone Too Far
December 28, 2008NOTE: The following short was originally posted on the "Ask Bob" column on 12/28/2008, I thought it would fit in nicely here...Bob S. A few days ago I got a nice Christmas card from my families spiritual elder which read like this: This time you've gone…
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Sharkman’s Demise
October 20, 2025Sharkman's Demise by Lucretia "lady" Randle Caroline was a sweet woman, always giving to others before herself. We all assumed that's why her first 2 marriages failed, they had taken what they needed and moved on. She had 4 beautiful children, and when it was…
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Christmas Is Here And I’ve Gots The Spirit!
December 19, 2009In Flames---A Sense Of PurposeMoTW---Black ChristmasSince it's Christmas week and we're all supposed to be full of falsecheer and kindness towards our fellow man, I'm not going to write aboutthe funeral. I'll save it for another week, just because I can. So forthose expecting it,…
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The Present
July 30, 2022Guess I'll just talk about the present this week. I did remember something from our glorious past earlier this week, but forgot what it was. Must be age catching up or that nasty head wound that still leaks a little and it's been awhile now.…
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We Have Too Many Ladders
August 27, 2022As I sat in garage pondering life and other stuff, I noticed that we have too many ladders. We once had four. Two small ones and two large ones. I gave away one of the small ones which leaves us with three, but that's still…
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Nice Dreams of Action: Part XII
July 12, 2024Prologue: After being saved from that ship, Bob gets dumped in a hole by Jerome and Melissa who are convinced that Bob is an evil, alien, AI biological robot. And Bob ain't happy about it! After Jerome and Melissa left, I just sat down for…
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The TRUE Story of that Trip: Part 3
October 7, 2007Ted Nugent---Love GrenadeMoTW---Hook, Line and SinkerI was making good time now, the engine wailing like a cat in heat whilethe dual water-cooled intra-exhaust chrome plated super-sized goldcoated super-duper-charged titanium speckled fat sensurround magnesiuminjected heat-deflecting tubes sticking out of the hood shimmered in theafternoon sun.I hadn't…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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