Rise of the Cyborgs
April 7, 2025See, the thing was that over time we made the machines more and more like us because we wanted the machines to be able to do all the things that we can do so that we wouldn’t have to do those things anymore. Eventually this…
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Morning Bells
February 10, 2003Strange - 13 Pages Some days, especially Sunday, no one comes in. If I didn’t work here, neither would I. I find Sundays especially gloomy – but I don’t know why. The sun could be shining, and the world would open wide with a smile,…
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Strings Attached
March 15, 20005 Pages She has been fighting it for weeks now, the broody, hungry emotion that came to her when it was past time to have a man. She had ignored the feeling as long as she could because she didn't want it. She had never liked…
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The Black Tunnel
June 8, 2005-Strange - 6 Pages - I pulled my blankets off in slow motion. My knees all but buckled under me as I put one foot and then the other on the floor beneath me. I dragged myself to the shower, trying without success to turn…
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No Small Thing
April 6, 2005By Tom Shay 2 Pages The ebb and flow of pedestrians made Sascha seasick. Schools of cars passed down the road, staring at the throng. No bird is as free as me, she mused. With ruddy hand she cleared her eyes. In the distance construction…
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The Other Woman!
January 8, 2025There's a new woman hanging around our Weirdcrap offices and I don't like her one bit. I don't know why I don't like her, and I don't really care why since I am such a great judge of people. All I know is that she's…
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Senitram Road Trip 2022 : Part Two
June 13, 2022In the Senitram road trip part one, I explained how we traveled across the country to visit my homestate of good 'ol Nebraska. I'm from Omaha, but we kept going out to the western part of the state where we spent $500 to stay in…
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The 2009 Roadtrip: The Unsatisfying Conclusion
November 21, 2009Sonata Arctica---The Days Of GraysMoTW---Feast III: The Happy Finish7:00 am: Woke up and hopped into the shower. Dressed and then loaded upthe car. 9:30 am: Stopped at a bagel place to load up on, you guessed it, bagels.Also got a couple pounds of real cream…
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My Wound And The Destruction It Could Have Caused
February 20, 2010Priestess---Hello MasterMoTW---ZombielandI'm wounded. I hit my forefinger with a hammer today as I was putting together abookshelf and have a nice, huge blood blister. So what should I do? Should I pop it or should I let it fester orwhatever it does? What if I'm…
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Snacks for the Plane!
January 2, 2026How did something as simple as, "Snacks for the Plane" cause me to loose my shit! Later, first... Now that the epic adventure Forbidden Time Zone is over, it’s time to move on.“So what was all that about anyway?” no one may ask. I decided…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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