Communion
January 13, 2025Communion, by Dan Ericsson There was nothing. Then there was Irving. The booth which he inhabited had not existed until he sat there. When he left, so would the table, the upholstered benches and the dessert advertisement. It would slide from reality to his memory,…
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Falling
June 12, 20006 Pages His attention focused on a woman waiting at the bus stop with a bag of groceries. She was a sad sight to see. Looking back in the window, he saw the television playing music videos inside. Maury looked down at his feet as…
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The Serial Killer Next Door
June 27, 2011The Serial Killer Next Door by P.S. Gifford © 2005________________________________________“There is a serial killer living next door,” Fred tried to explain. “What?” His half asleep wife Hilda replied from their deluxe queen four poster bed.“I said there is a serial killer living next door.” “Go…
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Shoes
March 9, 2026by Henry Seaward-Shannon My cousin June's kids, Daisy and Graham, were in the kitchen one day and they noticed something odd on the calendar. Their mother had drawn a deer wearing a lumberjack hat next to the date for the following day. In the evening…
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A Metaphysical Interpretations of the Memoirs of Peter Jennings (a.k.a.”Lemons”)
August 7, 2004"Arfwoofbagwhoareu" was generous enough to submit several stories about 15 years ago. They are long, ridiculous, and hard to put down once you get into it. If you're in the mood for complete insanity, then this one's for you!
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The Planckojiffy
April 7, 2024The shortest unit of time recognized by The Interuniversal Transdimensional Time Travel Council of Geneva, Wisconsin (or ITTTC) is the Planckojiffy*. And the reason that the Planckojiffy is the shortest recognized unit of time is because the Planckojiffy just so also happens to be the…
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Maybe I’m Not A Bad Person?
November 12, 2011Iced Earth---Dystopia MoTW---From Paris, With Love Ah-ha! I knew it! I FUCKING KNEW IT! Scam column from Bob, just as I figured. It proves something, I'm justnot sure what. Maybe it just proves I was right which is good enough forme. And my breath smells…
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No Gnus is good Gnus…
May 28, 2025No Gnus is good Gnusby Hooty McBoobs I had no idea what to write about this week, nothing happened that pissed me off. I know you’re shocked, but I guess that’s a good sign because it means that the medication is kicking in. I thought…
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Hell in a Handbasket…
January 23, 2026by Bob SenitramThinking through the nonsense so you don’t have to… Before I get to the handbasket nonsense… You may have noticed I finally changed the name of this column. When I first started in 1999, I could Google "Ask Bob" and I was the…
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The Beast Within
September 29, 2008By P.S. Gifford Suddenly he awoke, stretching lazily. He opened his eyes and looked straight into the glare of the fire which was blazing gleefully within the hearth. Momentarily startled he quickly became hypnotized by the flames as they danced within their prison, realizing he…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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