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Strange Stories

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  • Ziontology
    by Mikel Davis
    By Mikel Davis “You slimy sack of fish shit!” Deputy Ploggard slammed his hairy fist down onto the grey metal table which separated the two men. His hand landed with such force that it left a fist-shaped dent in the middle of the table. The noise which followed echoed off…
  • “The New Job” by Rance Treakle
    by Rance Treakle
    [A Halloween Special from the 2003 Archives] I thought the devil was red and had a tail. I had braced myself for His appearance, His style, even His odor if need be. So what happens when I call Him? He shows up at my door in a three-piece suit, looking like a successful businessman. OK,…
  • THE MICROWAVED CHICKEN HEART
    by Craig Snyder
    The Microwaved Chicken Heart bellowed in triumph as his hideous six-inch fangs tore through the President’s colon. The Chief Executive shrieked in agony; his hopes for a pleasant Wednesday shattered in a few bloody moments. “I don’t believe I’m going to be re-elected,” he whimpered brokenly. The day had dawned so calm and fresh, like…
  • AND THERE WAS LIGHT
    by Chris Harris
    By Chris Harris We as a race, were the essence of eternity. But there was only ever one race, which like time itself was both infinite and finite. All creatures and all time were merely parts of their respective wholes. For as a second might regard a minute as impossible, so does the cell of…

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  • 1984
    by Spamrider
    I once jumped back to the year 1984 and met myself as a young man. I don’t know why I did it.  I haven’t even done it yet. I just remember this old man coming up to me and asking me for a smoke. “I don’t smoke,” I told him. “That’s ok,” he said.  “Neither…
  • The Journey To HR, Part 117!
    by Stephen Johnson
    When I came to, I heard a loud machine running and what sounded like a young girl screaming. “What’s with the commotion?” I asked as I sat up. “Is it another one of those bring your daughter to work things?” Then I saw the cause. The HR lady was holding Bob by his shoulders and…
  • The Squealing of the Pigs, Part 11!
    by Bob Senitram
    By Bob SenitramBringing the darkness to light…sort of. Later, in Dr. Benson’s office: “…and he just walked out. They found a dead tourist the next day, parts of his body was missing.” “Hector’s got leprosy? All we have to do is follow the body parts and we have our man!” Bob concludes. “No, the tourist’s…
  • The Song in Bob’s Head
    by Spamrider

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Random Strange Stories

  • Racing With The Moon

    -Strange – 14 Pages – As she opened the door, it was like entering a crypt sealed to life. The smell of death permeated her nostrils. The thick dust, was like snow piling up from a storm. Petrified cake lay where the boy had left it. Darkness, death and dust where everywhere. On the table,…

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  • Paranormal Story

    -Strange – 4 Pages – This concerns one night some considerable time ago and is a true story. Locations are accurate, only my name is true, the others have been changed for protective purposes. I was driving home after a night out with my friends. I was 17 then, I had just passed my driving…

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  • The Adventures of A Dead Duck

    -Humor – 3 Pages – Ick Bollard had waited a long time for this. Longer than he could actually remember. And that was a long time. Ick didn’t know how long, because he’d forgotten how to tell the time, but he knew he’d waited a good while. Ages. Aeons maybe, even though he had no…

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  • The Black Noir

    I was playing trombone in a Megadeth cover band when she caught my eye. She was sitting across the crowded smoky bar drinking something wet and pink. I knew right away I was going to stick my penis in her. I’d been struggling with an especially tough case and had taken the night off to…

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Random Columns From Years Gone By

  • Wait! What’s With This New Chick Shit For Chic Chicks?

    I just noticed something. Someone is pretending to be Melissa Paternik. Someone has stolen her fine name and has been submitting posts to “Chick Shit For Chic Chicks” claiming to be her. For one thing, I have to admit “Chick Shit For Chic Chicks” is an awesome title for a column. I think this started…

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  • You Can Thank Me!

    I would like everyone to thank me. Because of me, the cast of “Friends” are not getting a million dollars per edpisode. They all realized that I was correct and they have no careers outside of that show. They should thank me for correcting their asinine thinking and you, dear reader, should also thank me…

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  • It’s Just Horrible!

    I remember the time a neighborhood kid came over to my house and asked if I wanted to see a dead body. I told him I couldn’t since I was grounded for stealing a tube of Spree. So he asked the kid next door and off they went and never came back. About a year…

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  • The Journey To HR, Part 79!

    The gasp I gasped wasn’t from surprise. I was way beyond surprise at this point. No, the gasp I gasped was a gasp of pain. My left hand REALLY hurt. I looked down and saw what was causing the pain. A small ape was grasping my hand quite tightly. I tried to shake my hand…

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  • I’m NOT Apologising

    Queen + Paul Rodgers—The Cosmos Rocks MoTW—Blood Feast In the immortal word from "Iron Eagle 2": DAMMIT!! I was all set to go this past Tuesday with my one-of-a-kind live nudeelection day coverage. I had showered and was sitting in front of thecomputer stark naked when I noticed that the "Live Broadcast" link onthis here…

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