The Odyssey of Joey
September 12, 2009Once upon a time, there lived a very unhappy boy named Joey."I'm rather unhappy." He noted one morning, so he decided to go out and buy himself some drugs. He went wandering down to the market and stumbled across an old man named Stumpy. He…
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He Who Remembers
April 13, 2005-Strange - 3 Pages - He Who Remembers by Nils Erwin I was once held captive in a horrible dungeon by a large British man with ghastly teeth. He surgically switched my hands, just to see if I was truly ambidextrous, and had a persuasion…
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The Pheasant
August 18, 20006 Pages Mr. Schwartz has a stuffed pheasant on his desk. So he's a little eccentric. Well, he is, but the pheasant's evil.I seem to find everything evil, even those baby dolls for the parenting class. Those beady little eyes, staring up at you... A…
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REDWING
August 15, 2012Sci-Fi - 19 Pages - An eerie light filled the bay below as the moon hung powerless in the darkened sky. Above on the cliffs alone I waited; I knew they’d be coming soon for I’d seen them before. I’d seen their ugly play unfurl…
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Fake Tan
January 15, 2001Strange - 3 Pages Mary was an attractive girl of nineteen years of age, although she was single and jobless she was never lonely or penniless. Always, Mary had the latest fashionable clothes, no matter what the price. A girl going places or so one…
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Funky Boy Goes Shopping
April 29, 2007The Bus Boys---Boys Are Back In TownMoTW---EdmondI guess to some people it's a joke my car got hit by an errant mattress.I guess the same people think that it's funny that I've been in such afunk since the accident. They probably think it's a laugh…
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New Opus?
October 28, 2023“Seriously?” I asked. “Hollywood has nothing new to offer so they want to make a movie about a rogue pubic hair?”“Not only that, but you need to check this out!” Bob shrieked as he pulled something out of his pocket. And there it was in…
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The Forbidden Time Zone: Back to the Frozen City…
December 12, 2025Cindy was just about to ask, “What agreement?” when a flash of light overtook her and she blacked out. When she was conscious again, she and Nancy were on the floor of the alien lab of the frozen city, the beacon’s light pulsing calmly. “Nancy,…
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Onward Christian Soldiers
August 20, 2005By GarionIn protest of the new regime of terror that began when the woman next door called animal control on the Lord, I and several dozen other dog owners set up camp just outside of her home. After realizing she had the wrong dog in…
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Rick Rockwell is Suing…
July 27, 2000So, Rick Rockwell is suing a "stalker" that stepped on his foot? I am so stunned that I really can't say anything else. Wait a minute......................someone is actually stalking Rick Rockwell?Why?We have decided to boycott Subway until they drop Jared as their spokesperson. Notice how…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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