From An Inverted Existence
September 7, 20032 Pages There was moisture in the air… everything was so unreal. Yet I've always felt at home there, somehow, with the familiar feeling of countless ethereal fingertips gently poking me from all around. A yellow haze hung in the air. In most places it…
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My Farm
July 15, 2001Sci-Fi - 3 Pages - My eyes opened slowly, and the room appeared again, the relaxant hum of the dome generators wavering through my gradually waking head - Tommy had started a fragrantly strong brew of coffee. Stretching my rested muscles for a few seconds,…
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Tasteless Joe
January 20, 2005Strange - 7 Pages - Joseph Mellon appeared like all the other babies in the sandbox. He was cute and cuddly and round and happy; happy eating sand, that is. Oh sure, babies are famous for sticking just about anything in their mouths, but little…
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The Legend of Bobbi-Jo
May 5, 2000The Legend of Bobbi-Jo, by Stephen Johnson Humor - 7 Pages - I was 18 years old when my mother spontaneously combusted. As it happened I was enjoying my morning breakfast of Grape Nuts and Lucky Charms coated with melted butter. No milk was involved.…
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A Bad Haircut
July 31, 2009Note from Editor: This one is as sad as it is creepy. It was originally submitted 12 yrs ago, by an unknown author named Seth. Excerpt: He stared at his face in the small square mirror, the door to a diminutive medicine cabinet, built for…
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The Name Game
April 13, 2008The B-52s---FunplexMoTW---Straight Into DarknessAs my muted, low-key running for the presidency continues, I keepthinking of reasons why I would be a grand choice for that covetedposition, most of them good and simple, some of them completely fucked. One of those simple reasons is the name.…
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The lovely and Talented Yvonne Takes Over!
October 30, 2024Hi, you may call me lovely Yvonne and a new era has started here at this site. I want to welcome myself as the newest staff member to theweirdcrap, and am ready to make a difference in your life. This column will now be written…
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The 2008 Roadtrip: Part 5
September 21, 2008Uriah Heep---Wake The SleeperMoTW---10 Items Or Less10:30 am: So we're off to find Devil's Den. The woman at the visitor'sbureau had told my woman it was up the road and that we couldn't miss itso it would be easy. Luckily this was the same road…
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The Forbiddden Time Zone: Part 25
May 2, 2025As Bob brushed his teeth that night, Cindy lay still in bed, her eyes fixed on the ceiling, mind racing. Bob had made a mistake—one that proved everything. He’d casually mentioned a startup that, by all official records, didn’t exist yet. At least, not in…
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Kids These Days. Sheesh!
June 18, 2022This past Tuesday a couple kids decided to sell lemonade at the end of their driveway which just so happened to be directly across the street from me. You know,m they're kids, they need money for something I guess. The woman had already purchased three…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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