Witches of Rascar Pablo: Part II
March 18, 2024Witches of Rascar Pablo: Part IIBy Kristopher LawrenceEdited by Gao Rong Chapter 7: Death of a Cop Tal violación,castigada con fuego y azufre,a menudo se tratasimplemente con azufre. Such a violation,punishable by fire and brimstone,is often dealt withsimply by brimstone. 7:57 pm Thursday, May 18,…
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One way to get on TV
July 27, 2010Preface: the types of people in Iloilo City, Philippines are,1)Homebodies2)Gangsters3)Those looking for work4)Those not looking for work5)Scammers6)Hotheads7)Your average drunk trying to make some money and have agood time acting as an English teacher8)And the rich I pretty much fell into category 7 of those types…
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A Balloon Animal With Pizza Feet
August 19, 2008I had a headache the size of Mount Rushmore. What made it all the more worser was the fact that my head was smaller than usual that day. I don't know how it happens-sometimes I fall asleep in front of the open window and the…
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Duck
October 15, 20014 Pages I wake with a sudden start I sit upright drenched in sweat. I look at the clock and discover it's 4 A.M. I sit up, sweat dripping from my forehead. Wishing desperately that I had just awakened from a nightmare. I hate what…
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Interview with Robert Peterson
October 4, 20041 Page [Interview commences on Robert Peterson's back patio] Hello my name is Robert Peterson. I am a father to three children, two boys Pete and Oscar, one girl, Lizzy. I work in sales, for a white goods company, specializing in human resources. My wife…
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Even More About That Guinea Pig Thing
February 5, 2007Ram Jam---Portrait of the Artist as a Young RamMoTW---TerrorVisionI sprang into action as the garage door rose. While motioning to her to not park in the garage, I hopped up and downas if I had some extremely urgent news. Message received since she stopped the…
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I Should be Free Soon!
August 30, 2023I should be a free woman, but I'm still in jail!!! I tried to keep a low profile and I was even allowed to get a prison job cleaning and disinfecting used sanitary napkins for $3.00 a week, but my prison enemy pushed me over…
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Older on the Inside
March 9, 2025People wonder why I look about 60 years old when I’m supposedly only 38. Well, it’s because I am about 60 years old. But I’m also only 38. It all depends how you look at it you see. So if you subtract the year I…
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Terminated!
July 18, 2024In the words of another fictitional Time Traveller, “Fuck you, asshole!” No, no, no, that’s not it. It’s, “I’ll be back...”
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Imagination land- and major book signing.
August 27, 2008P.S. Gifford shall be signing his two recent books at Dark Delicacies in Burbank on October 24th- for more onformation please visit http://www.darkdel.com/ and click under signings and events...As you see I am with some impressive company.Thanks to everyone for their continued support- I am…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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