Random Strange Fiction

The Gray of the Streets

February 10, 2025

2 Pages There was a little girl with thin knees that sat in the back of the stage, behind the curtains, where the audience couldn't see her, watching the dancer with rapt attention. The dance was slow and beautiful, and the poor little girl, for…

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The Janitors Puppies

April 27, 2008

I am the janitor at the McShwartz School for mentally ill children. 'Nuff said. Every day I watch kids come in, and they most likely won't come out in the same physical state they went in.  That happened to one kid, and when his father,…

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Hershel’s Great Journey

April 29, 2024

Hershel's Great Journey by Randy Bone Hershel was a bug.  He had always been a bug and, for all he knew, he would always be a bug.  Now I've got nothing against bugs mind you.  Not unless you count the way they buzz around in…

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Progress

May 9, 2004

Sci-Fi - 5 Pages - Dr. Anne Patterson stepped from the ship with reticence. After a three-month journey, they'd finally arrived. She hadn't been sure what to expect, but it certainly wasn't the beauty that greeted her. Where Earth had so long been covered with…

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The Adventures of Kelvin the Human Hang Glider and his Luminous Toad

September 21, 2005

-Strange - 3 Pages - Kelvin the human hang-glider woke up one morning and realized that the floor had changed color overnight. From the ravenously beautiful teak mahogany floor that he had been used to, there now lay a semi-fluid mass of twitching pulp. A…

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Cleaning Tips!

May 30, 2022

by Melissa Paternick Oh boy, did I ever make a big mistake when I last mentioned my cleaning tips!! It seems that a lot of people, like Jim N., are confused about what I meant when I said I was going to write about head…

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SAVE, SAVE, SAVE!

September 20, 2010

I found this handy tid-bit that I wrote about five years ago. It's from way back when, when folks actually sent me emails with questions. With the current economic situation in the U.S., I thought this would come in handy for some of our readers.…

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Some Large Parts

February 5, 2006

Proto-Kaw---"Before Became After"MoTW---"The Bad News Bears" (05)My mommy will vouch that the following is as true as parts 1, 2 and 3.When I woke up the next morning with my almost-bald head, I had a toughdecision to make. Either I could go to school and…

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Fiction, Covid, and Midterms…Oh, my!

October 29, 2022

Before I get started, I want to mention the new system we have for submitting short stories. If your like me and you just write stuff for the hell of it. You can submit your stories or your own column like this one, to TheWeirdcrap.com…

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Why I love the Genius of Trump!

October 4, 2024

Ah, dear reader, I found myself in quite the peculiar state whilst indulging in a speech delivered by none other than Donald J. Trump at one of his raucous rallies. You see, there’s an undeniable charm in the sheer absurdity of his words, a veritable…

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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!

April 21, 2024

Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…

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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com

February 27, 2024

You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…

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