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the judgment

The Judgment

March 1, 2006

by P.S. Gifford -Strange - 2 Pages - Frank sat there writhing in the uncomfortable old wooden chair and fidgeted awkwardly. "So am I right in assuming Mr. Frank Halford that on the night in question you were drinkin' in the'Tar and Feathers' public drinking…

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Wrestling with Mr USA

November 27, 2008

Wrestling with Mr. USA   By Gary Kolb My match for the Saturday matinee at the Vineland Arena was with a newcomer from Brooklyn New York who performed under the name of Mister USA Paul Naples. We knew little about him. My promoter told me…

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Duzzies

March 11, 2011

Duzzies by P.S. Gifford -Sci-Fi - 1 Page - The prompt was Starlight- and I was thirty nine. It is short and admittedly clumsy- I found it on line- but aspects of it I do appreciate. I admit forgetting all about it. Felt I owed…

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you can call me al

You can call me Al

March 4, 2007

by Douglas L Rains -Sci-Fi - 14 Pages - Chapter 1 Johnny Meyers was hurrying home from school and he was going to be in trouble. He had to stay in detention after his last 8th grade class because he had made a 'not so…

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Mr. SockForAhead

The Sock Puppet That Came In From The Cold (Part 2)

December 27, 2010

9 Pages Part 2 of 3: Elsewhere in the city that night, a party was being held: in the police station of all places. But not everyone attending was filled with Christmas cheer. Officer Peter Gumption had rather more worrisome thoughts on his mind. He…

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Transplantin’!

September 10, 2023

The year was 1971. I had just seen a documentary film in a local theater that got me to thinking about stuff that I could file away for future use. This doc was simply incredible. It told the story of a man that had an…

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Guest Writers

P.S Gifford’s webpage

May 16, 2007

Murder he wrote.By P.S. GiffordI suppose, in hindsight, that plotting to kill my wife was not a very good notion from the get go. However, it had all seemed so damned clear in my mind a few days ago. The delicious idea came to me…

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chick shit

Week 2 without Melissa!

September 18, 2024

Week 2 without Melissa and everything's fine in the world. After reading millions of guest commentaries for the "Chick Shit" column, we came across this submission from Jeff. Where Jeff is from we have no idea, but I had a brother named Jeff and he…

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Eight is Enough.

September 2, 2008

Out of all the sayings in the Democratic Convention, “Eight is Enough” was my favorite; although I liked it when Hillary said, “No how, no way, no McCain.” I like McCain, I always have, he’s a real go-getter. But if “Country First,” is really what…

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Currently In The Hospital…

May 29, 2000

Note From the Editor: "JOHN" IS CURRENTLY IN THE HOSPITAL DUE TO A SEVERE CASE OF FOOD POISONING. WE ARE GOING TO POST ONE OF HIS OLDER COLUMNS FOR ANYONE WHO MAY HAVE MISSED IT. Actually, John has been going through a vigorous exercise program…

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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!

April 21, 2024

Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…

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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com

February 27, 2024

You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…

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