Duzzies
March 11, 2011Duzzies by P.S. Gifford -Sci-Fi - 1 Page - The prompt was Starlight- and I was thirty nine. It is short and admittedly clumsy- I found it on line- but aspects of it I do appreciate. I admit forgetting all about it. Felt I owed…
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THE DANCE
August 15, 2011Sci-fi - 17 Pages - The sun fell like a hammer into the once turquoise sea and darkness was upon us in an instant. Of course the night offered no protection from those who sought to destroy us, as they already knew where, if not…
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One way to get on TV
July 27, 2010Preface: the types of people in Iloilo City, Philippines are,1)Homebodies2)Gangsters3)Those looking for work4)Those not looking for work5)Scammers6)Hotheads7)Your average drunk trying to make some money and have agood time acting as an English teacher8)And the rich I pretty much fell into category 7 of those types…
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Confessions of a Professional Defuser [excerpt]
December 16, 2024Confessions of a Professional Defuser by Randy Bone Thought bombs are carefully designed psychological viruses routinely implanted into our heads from a very young age through the schools and later through the media. The powerful devious minds behind it all call it “inoculation”. Which is…
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Walk in the Front Door
September 15, 20011 Page The perfect juxtaposition. The perfect over use of a word describing something so simple, some so beautifully clichéd, a contrast not of senses, but of conclusions, real and inferred. For Eli, the sign, the neon words burned into the atmosphere around him, "No…
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Old Fashioned
March 9, 2009Well in the recent past I’ve entertained myself by watching “Iron Man”, excellent movie, the new “Batman” movie, I don’t remember what it was called exactly, “Transformers” (too much action), and recently “Watchmen”, which is really weird and disturbing…but good.All the other movies were what…
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Hello. Again.
May 22, 2021Lunatic Ravings Well, it's been around three years since I last posted. Due to contractual obligations, I have to post more stuff. But I'm okay with that. During these past three years I have taken time to fine myself and a lord. There will be…
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Mommy Issues
March 26, 2002Dear Bel,I am 45 and recently my mother moved in with us. Life isn't fair Bel, we spend all of our extra money to buy food and diapers for this woman and she can't bring herself to lift a finger around the house. And another…
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Bring Your Kid to Work Day
February 15, 2023Looks like I made a huge mistake bringing my baby to work. I think there also might be something seriously wrong with it since it's now over 5 feet tall and it's less than a month old. Instead of calling it "it" all the time,…
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Mars Needs Women
September 21, 2025So you’ve probably heard about the Chick Shit situation by now. We have nobody to write it. Bob has now driven off every woman who was ever associated with this website. Actually I just made that up, because it’s fun to make fun of Bob…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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