How to not be a cretin, and give into passion. Also entitled: How to Meet Strange People
May 5, 20042 Pages I wandered into the kitchen, and there, was an old man sitting at a large table sorrounded by a full breakfast. He held a banana, like you would a handgun, and followed me around the room with it. BANG! He laughed at his…
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Racing With The Moon
December 21, 2005-Strange - 14 Pages - As she opened the door, it was like entering a crypt sealed to life. The smell of death permeated her nostrils. The thick dust, was like snow piling up from a storm. Petrified cake lay where the boy had left…
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Rush Hour in Chula Vista
February 6, 2005-Strange - 3 Pages - Even with all the windows rolled down the air inside Frank's '88 Chevy was much like the traffic along the Chula Vista highway, stagnant and dead. He mopped the sweat from his face with a handkerchief and gazed ahead at…
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CADUCEUS
June 6, 2009A half assed tale of unfinished business "Damn!" He spat, frozen in mid stride, he glared at the headline. He then continued to walk down the street, muttering to himself and God as he chewed more than smoked the butt end of a camel non…
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One way to get on TV
July 27, 2010Preface: the types of people in Iloilo City, Philippines are,1)Homebodies2)Gangsters3)Those looking for work4)Those not looking for work5)Scammers6)Hotheads7)Your average drunk trying to make some money and have agood time acting as an English teacher8)And the rich I pretty much fell into category 7 of those types…
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The Icing On The Cake
June 30, 2024I was just reading a news article where they used the expression “it’s like the icing on the cake”. Which got me to thinking. Who the hell eats cake with no icing??? The expression “the icing on the cake” as far as I know means…
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The 2010 Roadtrip: Part 3
September 25, 2010Death Angel---Relentless RetributionMoTW---MacheteBefore I continue, let's correct a mistake on the last post. For thefinal entry, it should be:Sunday, 8/112:05 am: I was tired. I went to sleep (or whatever it was that I wrote.I'm too lazy to look. The thing I had to change…
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Nice Dreams: Part VII – A Twist of Fate!
June 7, 2024Prologue: In the proceeding columns, I found myself on a luxurious private ocean liner, mistaken for some kind of scientist. Currently, they all think I'm the guy, except Ezra the man who greeted me when I came out of my drug induced coma. He says,…
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Daylight Saving Blues
March 10, 2024Well, it's that time of year again when most people set their clocks ahead an hour and, as my friend Schmelnoz the Incomprehensible once put it, start pretending that it's really one hour later than it actually is. Personally I agree with Schmelnoz and think…
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The Journey To HR, Part 9!
April 6, 2024“Well, hello there poopy man!” said the little person.It was the same kid from the store, but this time his head seemed to be a little crooked, almost like someone had karate chopped him in the neck. He lifted up the visor of the welding…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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