Discourse on a Hill
August 25, 2003"The country needs you," the guest implored, short of breath following his lengthy climb. "An entity such as yourself should have no problem bridging the gap between our two parties. Please, accept my offer." "I am not the man for whom you search." "Why so…
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Fonzie’s Revenge
January 27, 2025Fonzie's Revenge A reimagining of Happy Days Written by Kenneth Keller fonziesrevenge@gmail.com Remember the classic TV Show “Happy Days?” You know, it starred that Howdy Doody looking Motherfucker that played Opie Taylor on the Andy Griffin Show? It also had the original MILF Marion Ross…
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You can call me Al
March 4, 2007by Douglas L Rains -Sci-Fi - 14 Pages - Chapter 1 Johnny Meyers was hurrying home from school and he was going to be in trouble. He had to stay in detention after his last 8th grade class because he had made a 'not so…
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Getting Thrown In Jail Doesn’t Suck As Bad As I Thought
December 4, 20042 Pages That's right! As of 7:00 last night I was thrown into prison! How? Imagine that it's a breezy night. The smell of burning tires emanates through the air. People are having unprotected sex in dorm hallways, and geese are migrating back to Iceland…
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The Legend of Bobbi-Jo
December 2, 2024The Legend of Bobbi-Jo, by Stephen Johnson Humor - 7 Pages - I was 18 years old when my mother spontaneously combusted. As it happened I was enjoying my morning breakfast of Grape Nuts and Lucky Charms coated with melted butter. No milk was involved.…
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Old Fashioned
March 9, 2009Well in the recent past I’ve entertained myself by watching “Iron Man”, excellent movie, the new “Batman” movie, I don’t remember what it was called exactly, “Transformers” (too much action), and recently “Watchmen”, which is really weird and disturbing…but good.All the other movies were what…
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I Prepare For The Apocalypse?
October 6, 2012Devin Townsend Project---Epicloud MoTW---The Cabin In The Woods You know it's getting close to the end of the world, right? It's just a couple months away..... Yeah, I forgot about it too. Thankfully I had a wakeup call when I noticed that "they" had done…
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The Block Party: Part 3
September 10, 2006Iron Maiden---"A Matter of Life and Death"MoTW---"Goldfinger"I heard the music, that happy clown music. I saw nothing. I kept hearing the music getting louder and louder. I still saw nothing. The music was quite loud now, so loud that geese flying overhead wereexploding.Finally I saw…
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The Forbidden Time Zone: PART XII
January 24, 2025Previously on Forbidden Time Zone: Part XI, Bob's occupying his younger self's body, going about his boring routine in a small, two bedroom apartment, with strict orders not to leave when no one was home. It was two week's living in this monotonous, poverty stricken,…
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Another Portion of the Parts
May 1, 2006The Sword---"Age of Winters"MoTW---"Hostel"As I ran downstairs to find my father, Geoff, my brother, handed me awad of toilet paper. "The bitch is mine," he whispered as he continuedtoward the kitchen.FIguring he meant one of the hookers I thought nothing about it and wentoutside where…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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