Going bananas
August 24, 2005"I'm afraid, Mr. Smith, that your monkey has cancer," the vet informed me. "Cancer?" I echoed. "Poor CoCo." Poor Coco nothing. Poor me was more like it. The damn baboon was a pain in the ass from the get go. And I'd trained my fair…
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From An Inverted Existence
September 7, 20032 Pages There was moisture in the air… everything was so unreal. Yet I've always felt at home there, somehow, with the familiar feeling of countless ethereal fingertips gently poking me from all around. A yellow haze hung in the air. In most places it…
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The Sock Puppet That Came In From The Cold (Part 2)
December 27, 20109 Pages Part 2 of 3: Elsewhere in the city that night, a party was being held: in the police station of all places. But not everyone attending was filled with Christmas cheer. Officer Peter Gumption had rather more worrisome thoughts on his mind. He…
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Rush Hour in Chula Vista
February 6, 2005-Strange - 3 Pages - Even with all the windows rolled down the air inside Frank's '88 Chevy was much like the traffic along the Chula Vista highway, stagnant and dead. He mopped the sweat from his face with a handkerchief and gazed ahead at…
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The weird world of today With extracts from a frozen pizza factory
June 15, 2001-Humor - 2 Pages Chapter 1 - Attack of the weird blue scraggy thing from outer space The blue scraggy thing ate his cereal and looked up. Outside against the silver metallic landscape lay a team of archaeologist greenfly. Unknown to the blue scraggy thing…
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Me And My Old-Lady…
May 19, 2023Last week I intended to write about a friendly visit by an Alien… Well, I got sidetracked when I started to describe some of my re-occurring dreams. The most prominent are with me and my old lady. Sometimes we're living in the mid 80s, sometimes…
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The True Meaning of Independence Day
July 3, 2000Before I get into the true meaning of Independence Day, I would like to issue an apology to John Rocker. Before Thursday's Mets vs. Braves game, Mr. Rocker read a statement that he had prepared earlier that morning. In that statement, he apologized and wished…
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The Trial of Mildred Witherspoon
November 9, 2006The Trial Of Mildred Witherspoon By P.S.Gifford The diminutive grey haired lady slowly but surely shuffled her way along the immense corridor and through the impressive mahogany double doors and finally into the gaping room. As soon as the door swung open every voice in…
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The Snake Lady Comes Not for you
February 13, 2006Song in my head:"Shake that Laffy-Taffy,that Laffy-Taffy..."- D4L -I have to admit it, I didn't even know what that guy was talking about until someone explained it to me. So, looks like Scooter Libby spilled the beans on good ol' Dick Cheny. Don't worry there's…
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Musings on the Eve of Destruction
November 3, 2024You're probably expecting me to say something about the election. It is the orange elephant in the room after all. In my old timeline we were facing the same horror shitshow. But come calamity or calm waters I figure the point is moot anyway because…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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