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Strange Stories

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  • Zeep In The City
    by Joshua Blanc
    -Sci-Fi – 3 Pages – Package runner Alpha One-Six, nicknamed `Zeep’ to endear him to Joe Public and his slobbering troglodyte family, had only been distracted for four hundredths of a second. But in that time, he’d somehow managed to collide with a stationary object; unwittingly knocking out his GPS, comm-link, and access to the…
  • In Green, Remembered
    by Christopher Nadeau
    I awoke knowing the link had been severed.  Tears stung my cheeks as I yanked the blankets off my body and stumbled out of bed, feeling sick and disoriented.                By the time I made it to the bathroom sink in anticipation of throwing up my late night trip to Taco Bell, the feeling had thankfully…
  • Ziontology
    by Mikel Davis
    By Mikel Davis “You slimy sack of fish shit!” Deputy Ploggard slammed his hairy fist down onto the grey metal table which separated the two men. His hand landed with such force that it left a fist-shaped dent in the middle of the table. The noise which followed echoed off…
  • “The New Job” by Rance Treakle
    by Rance Treakle
    [A Halloween Special from the 2003 Archives] I thought the devil was red and had a tail. I had braced myself for His appearance, His style, even His odor if need be. So what happens when I call Him? He shows up at my door in a three-piece suit, looking like a successful businessman. OK,…

Columns

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  • Ask The Spamrider
    by Spamrider
    So Bob has brought out the whip again and threatened to give me 39 lashes if I didn’t go through the dozen or so bags of fan mail that have been piling up and pick out some letters to write another Ask The Spamrider column.  I asked him why he wouldn’t just give me 40…
  • It’s that Time Again!
    by Bob Senitram
    By Bob SenitramNo bacon, just bringing home the nonsense… Well, I’ve been watching all them talking heads on TV and now I guess I got a little somethin’ to say about those midterm elections. To tell the truth, when I was younger, I didn’t think much about Mid-Term elections. I figured, “What difference would it…
  • The New Devil’s Dictionary
    by Spamrider
    Irony: How rust tastes
  • Pillbug Zen
    by Spamrider
    Today I saw the tiniest little pillbug I ever seen in my life.  Then suddenly I got this notion.  So I watched.  And I seen something move.  It was just a tiny little speck.  So I kept watching.  And I seen it move again.  So I looked closer.  And sure enough, it was an even…

Memes

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Comics

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Random Strange Stories

  • The Boy Who Couldn’t Recycle

    -Humor – 1 Page And now the story of Buildrock Mane. Buildrock Mane was a little boy with a long name. He could run really fast. He ran as fast as most people can breathe, or as fast as a fish can swim in a tank of Berrysaurus Rex Kool-Aid. He loved to run. Zipping…

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  • Surprise Package

    – Sci-Fi – 1 Page – The crying was to be expected. The girls, after all, were only six years old and, despite their enhanced intelligence and intensive training, were still emotionally immature. And identical siblings often formed unusually strong bonds. In addition to leaving the only environment they had ever known, they would also…

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  • The weird world of today With extracts from a frozen pizza factory

    -Humor – 2 Pages Chapter 1 – Attack of the weird blue scraggy thing from outer space The blue scraggy thing ate his cereal and looked up. Outside against the silver metallic landscape lay a team of archaeologist greenfly. Unknown to the blue scraggy thing they were singing ring-a-ring-a-roses in remembrance of the great dragonfly…

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  • Sepulchural

    -Strange Category – 5 Pages “Howdie.” Looking up from the gas pump nozzle, Vincent was greeted by a plummeting red boxing glove to the face. Whump! Vincent stumbled from the strike and fell against his ’87 yellow Trans-Am. “My nose!” The attacker danced back and forth, concealing his identity behind the big, red boxing gloves.…

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Random Columns From Years Gone By

  • My Friends…

    Dear Bel: I am a 14-year-old freshman in high school. A lot of my friends are sophomores, and they are really nice kids. My parents have told me I am not allowed to be at a friend’s house. The problem is that the boy’s father, Jerome, is very cool and he often has our group…

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  • Fearless Predictions for 2009!

    Y&T—Earthshaker MoTW—Unknown It's that time of the year again for me to look at my ball and predictwhat's gonna happen in the coming year. But first, let's check out last year's predictions and see how I did,shall we? Of course we shall! 1) Someone will finally wise up and take me up on that offer…

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  • The Least Thought Out Bit Of Writing I Might Have Ever Done

    Into Eternity—The Incurable Tragedy MoTW—Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer After wasting your time with two months of "writing" about this yearsroadtrip, I now have to come up with something new, somethinginteresting, something interesting. Or just something. I've almost given up my run for the presidency since my heart wasn'treally into it and MSNBC didn't give my…

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  • Nonsense That Makes No Sense

    Captain Beyond—“Captain Beyond” MoTW—“Garden State” Last week I had one of those days that could have been on thoselife-changing moments but, when all was said and done, it was justanother one of THOSE days in my exciting life. It all started with a specific road being closed due to some roadwork orsomething. Since the 2006…

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  • Sorry about the lapse!

    Sorry about the lapse in columns – I know that you all missed me, and if you didn’t shame on you, bunch of heartless bastards. I had the worst toothache and it impaired my ability to think, write, move, sleep, eat, breath… trust me I was more impaired last week than on a normal day.…

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