Zeep In The City
November 16, 2005-Sci-Fi - 3 Pages - Package runner Alpha One-Six, nicknamed `Zeep' to endear him to Joe Public and his slobbering troglodyte family, had only been distracted for four hundredths of a second. But in that time, he'd somehow managed to collide with a stationary object;…
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I Want My Alien Back!
July 26, 2008Sci-Fi - 9 Pages "He's not in Area 51? What do you mean he's not in Area 51?" said Lou Diamond's wife. "Then you better go after him." "But, honey, I-" "No!" she insisted angrily, her finger outstretched and pointing at the front door. "No…
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At The Gates
May 15, 20012 Pages A crowd was gathered outside the city. People milled about aimlessly, bumping into each other as often as they were bumped into. A feeling of quiet panic and frustration trickled through, subsiding once, swelling again. The only thing that kept an epidemic in…
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Going bananas
August 24, 2005"I'm afraid, Mr. Smith, that your monkey has cancer," the vet informed me. "Cancer?" I echoed. "Poor CoCo." Poor Coco nothing. Poor me was more like it. The damn baboon was a pain in the ass from the get go. And I'd trained my fair…
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The Nebulous Dr. Fucknuts
August 18, 2025Dr. Fucknuts brandished the cast iron skillet, preparing to use it against old Mrs. Schuster if she didn’t stop singing that damn infernal song. Dr. Fucknuts had lost his mind. He wasn’t sure where he had left it, but he was certain that eventually somebody…
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Dog Shit!?
August 8, 2011I’ve been commenting on the debt ceiling dog shit issue for a few months and now that it’s all over, all I have to say is “Thanks, Tea Party.” Thanks for creating a financial crisis that otherwise wouldn’t exist. I’m no financial expert, but I’m…
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The Christian Right
August 24, 2001The phrases "Christian Right" and "Religious Right," are often used as slurs, and rightly so. It's easy to stereotype Christians as mean-spirited zealots. Most of them are. When scam artists like Benny Hinn are on television more often than legitimate Christian Saints, and when prominent,…
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Horrible Car Accident
November 27, 2001Dear Bel:My brother lost his wife five years ago due to a horrible car accident. He would not consider dating until last September. The woman he is now seeing is a professional; she has a warm personality and can really entertain a crowd. The problem…
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No New Posts Next Week…
June 15, 2000Please remember that there will be no new posts until 6/21/00. We will be scouting sites around the country for the movie, and will probably be really, really drunk. In the meantime, go right ahead and visit Deborah Foreman's website. We have provided a link…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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