The Goddam Ginsu Knife
November 1, 2023He never liked the Ginsu Knife. It kept looking at him. Actually, it was his own reflected image in the knife that would stare back at him as he crept warily by, but the knife had a strange way of twisting and distorting the reflection…
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Alter ego No. 28
June 15, 2005-Humor - 3 Pages - Andy awoke to a foul stench, and a note. The note lay peacefully on the perimeter of his desk; evidently he had slept the night in the study. His back had, let me see. 2…3..7 - 12 yes, he counted…
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The Cheeseburgers of Enlightenment
May 25, 2008Prologue: Billy Billy Johnson was a 14 year-old Caucasian who lived in the quiet, complacent suburb of Middleton, Wisconsin. He was Christian and heterosexual. He wore black Nike sneakers, Gap Jeans, an Abercrombie and Fitch t-shirt, Fruit of the Loom Underpants, and a Mickey Mouse…
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A Simple Story About Human Reproduction
June 12, 2008From what I understand, it took only six and a half seconds for my first son, Zachary, to fall from the bedroom window of our third story apartment to the ground below. This fact has always provided me with a mild level of comfort. Seeing…
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Family Secrets
November 9, 2005-Strange - 4 Pages - Lester walked into the wall and kept right on going. Strange as that may sound, it wasn't all that unusual. Lester could walk through anything - walls, doors, trees, sand dunes, hotdog stands, people; you name it, Lester could walk…
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The New Devil’s Dictionary
January 12, 2025The New Devil’s Dictionary by Spamrider of the Apocalypse. Deregulation: Complete eradication of corporate accountability. Unbinding the hands which would strangle the earth.
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Bob Tries Not To Get A Job!
November 10, 2023"So why did you apply to the job at Midwest Doctors Incorporated?" I remembered Bel's advice and decided to jump right into the Jesus this and Lord that…"Well, I went to one of them employment websites, and I said, "Lord, lead me to an employer…
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Dark Delicacies Bookshop
October 19, 2008This is where I will be signing my books on October 24th!
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Shrongs Part III or Part II, article A
March 22, 2011Bob on Twitter,Or just Ask Bob a question already. This is a piece of fiction from about four years ago…one of my favorites that was never featured on Alarmingly Strange Stories or www.theweirdcrap.com. Which seems sort of odd in retrospect, since I run both. Hope…
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Just give ‘em a big hug.
August 25, 2008Obama finally picked his running mate in the Presidential campaign. Seems like Edwards was out and Hillary’s campaign was too vicious for her to get picked. His choice shows a lot of character because Biden isn’t a “yes-man” and he’s not going to agree with…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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