Ambulance of Doom
March 22, 20031 Page "Hey there, you alright sir?" "He may not respond." "Why's 'at?" "He appears to be dead." "Check 'is pulse?" "Yep." "Well 'en, let's get 'im in the back." "Right." Rick put his hat back on and the two flung the corpse into the…
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The Theory
June 1, 2005-Sci-Fi - 1 Page - “Cygnus! Cygnus…please come up. Eat something.” He pulled away reluctantly from his work. She wouldn’t possibly leave him alone for any longer. He might as well brave a meal. He had spent the entire day in his work station…she would…
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Morning Bells
February 10, 2003Strange - 13 Pages Some days, especially Sunday, no one comes in. If I didn’t work here, neither would I. I find Sundays especially gloomy – but I don’t know why. The sun could be shining, and the world would open wide with a smile,…
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The Bell Tower
July 29, 20242 Pages Our story begins deep in the heart of Terrebonne High, where a dark secret lies, waiting for a not-so-bright student like Marsha Johnson to come along and knock at its door. Many years ago some strange events happened at this high school. Please…
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At The Gates
May 15, 20012 Pages A crowd was gathered outside the city. People milled about aimlessly, bumping into each other as often as they were bumped into. A feeling of quiet panic and frustration trickled through, subsiding once, swelling again. The only thing that kept an epidemic in…
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The State of the Union (In 30 seconds)
March 6, 2026By Bob SenitramThinking through the nonsense so you don’t have to… I tried to write a thoughtful column about the State of the Union. Unfortunately, the Union wouldn’t sit still long enough for me to finish it. Every time I write a draft, that big…
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Schmelnoz the Incomprehensible
November 19, 2023“Everything that is incomprehensible does not cease to exist.” -Blaise Pascal, Pensées My friend Schmelnoz the Incomprehensible is so cool that I thought I’d just dedicate an entire entry to him. Schmelnoz comes from a planet somewhere in the Near Future, which is sort of…
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See, What Happened Was…..
July 7, 2023I missed posting last week......See, what happened was this:The lady decided she needed to get away from me for awhile so I decided that it would be a great time to get on the roof and trim some of those branches hanging over, well, the…
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How about that Ozone?
October 6, 2014Sam from Philly writes: Dear Bob,How about that Ozone? Bob:Dear Sam: I looked thru every football handbook I could find and couldn’t find a thing about the Ozone. I thought it might be in some ancient playbook. Then I realized you must be thinking of…
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My Friends…
August 21, 2001Dear Bel: I am a 14-year-old freshman in high school. A lot of my friends are sophomores, and they are really nice kids. My parents have told me I am not allowed to be at a friend's house. The problem is that the boy's father,…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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