River People
April 6, 2005-Strange - 2 Pages - As far as I can tell there are two types of Tennessee river people and they travel in competing packs and consume washed up fish or this ubiquitous leafy vegetation that I with my northern bearings will only later come…
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The Theory
June 1, 2005-Sci-Fi - 1 Page - “Cygnus! Cygnus…please come up. Eat something.” He pulled away reluctantly from his work. She wouldn’t possibly leave him alone for any longer. He might as well brave a meal. He had spent the entire day in his work station…she would…
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The Race
September 11, 2008Dale Blake had been in a road race since leaving Pittsburgh. In this type of road race the drivers would start at equal intervals each day, driving as fast as possible to the next location, do the job that needed to be done…
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OF SQUIRRELS AND MEN
February 22, 2006by The Peppercorn Kid -Humor - 5 Pages - You know what they say about squirrels and politics. But as much as I try to avoid it, there are those unfortunate times when I find myself caught in a discussion about the furry little critters.…
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Fonzie’s Revenge
January 27, 2025Fonzie's Revenge A reimagining of Happy Days Written by Kenneth Keller fonziesrevenge@gmail.com Remember the classic TV Show “Happy Days?” You know, it starred that Howdy Doody looking Motherfucker that played Opie Taylor on the Andy Griffin Show? It also had the original MILF Marion Ross…
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Out of Gas!
May 15, 2011I'm just out of gas, so rather than bore you with the mundane details of my somewhat boring conservative life, I thought I would present ANOTHER "Best of Senitram" where I take something from back in the day that I had time to work on…
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The Journey To HR, Part 22!
August 3, 2024There was a horrible, slurpy tearing sound. I looked at the prone body of the HR lady and that's where the sound was coming from. The body moved. I thought she was coming out of her silly faint. Instead, her body tore apart and the…
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STAR BARS – No Hope
June 16, 2023I started writing Star Bars because I figured this Star Wars thing really took off over the years, so I would jump on the bandwagon and write my own B-Movie knock-off. I'm thinking, George Lucas isn't that great of a writer…and neither am I! So…
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The Letdown That Is The Finale Of The Real True Story Of That Trip
July 26, 2008Kim Mitchell---Ain't Life AmazingMoTW---Funny MoneyI suppose I did because I brushed off the road dirt from my customfitted jumpsuit, put it on, told Spunky the lowdown of the gushing bloodand then hopped into my 790hp super-super turbo-charged chrome beast andsped to the nearest grocery store…
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TrueLove- Tasha’s story.
August 13, 2008Yesterday was one of the hardest days of my life. I made the difficult decision to have my beloved Tasha- a gorgeous German shepherd/ Collie mix to sleep. She had been vomiting for the last couple of days and they had done all the tests…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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