The Race
September 11, 2008Dale Blake had been in a road race since leaving Pittsburgh. In this type of road race the drivers would start at equal intervals each day, driving as fast as possible to the next location, do the job that needed to be done…
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Getting Thrown In Jail Doesn’t Suck As Bad As I Thought
December 4, 20042 Pages That's right! As of 7:00 last night I was thrown into prison! How? Imagine that it's a breezy night. The smell of burning tires emanates through the air. People are having unprotected sex in dorm hallways, and geese are migrating back to Iceland…
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Purple Circles
September 6, 2008Last summer my eyes broke. They would burn in the morning and I'd rub them. I would look at my eyes in mirrors and see that there were red lines growing all over them. "Shit," I thought. I washed them with water, then alcohol, then…
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Shoes
March 9, 2026by Henry Seaward-Shannon My cousin June's kids, Daisy and Graham, were in the kitchen one day and they noticed something odd on the calendar. Their mother had drawn a deer wearing a lumberjack hat next to the date for the following day. In the evening…
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A Grim Affair
March 9, 2005-Strange - 3 Pages - It was the quietest of Sunday mornings, if it wasnt for the occasional bird chirp, in fact there would have been no sound at all. It was in fact, such the loveliest of mornings in the village of Waxbury that…
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Shit Schmelnoz Says, Part 302.6!
March 22, 2026My old friend Schmelnoz the Incomprehensible once told me something that has made living in Donald Trump's America much less disorienting and confusing than it might have been otherwise. He said, "It isn't so much that they're out of touch with reality, as that they…
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PC Alley
April 20, 2009Dave writes,Dear Bob,I come across TheWeirdcrap.com and noticed that there were blogs dating back to 2000!Are you guys internet millionaires yet? Dear Dave,It can best be explained like this... Bob and Stephen were getting’ kind-a itchy,Just to leave the writing behind. Larry and Sergey…
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Who’s That Girl?
January 15, 2025Last week I mentioned that girl hanging around TheWeirdcrap headquarters, but I'm not worried about that right now, because I am at peace with myself and the rest of the world. This is unusual for me, but I've turned over a new leaf! I have…
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I Am Oprah. Fear Me.
June 27, 2005Black Sabbath---"Never Say Die!"MoTW---"Open Water"Seems that Oprah's all hot and bothered since she wasn't allowed into ahigh falutin French store because they were closed. Since it's Oprah the Almighty, it's not good enough that she couldn'ttell time nor could the rest of her entourage. It's…
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Just give ‘em a big hug.
August 25, 2008Obama finally picked his running mate in the Presidential campaign. Seems like Edwards was out and Hillary’s campaign was too vicious for her to get picked. His choice shows a lot of character because Biden isn’t a “yes-man” and he’s not going to agree with…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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