The Gray of the Streets
February 10, 20252 Pages There was a little girl with thin knees that sat in the back of the stage, behind the curtains, where the audience couldn't see her, watching the dancer with rapt attention. The dance was slow and beautiful, and the poor little girl, for…
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Communion
January 13, 2025Communion, by Dan Ericsson There was nothing. Then there was Irving. The booth which he inhabited had not existed until he sat there. When he left, so would the table, the upholstered benches and the dessert advertisement. It would slide from reality to his memory,…
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The Return Of Mr. Sockforahead
June 15, 2001Strange - 4 Pages - Daniel stood before the mirror in his rumpled suit. It didn't fit him as well as it used to - he'd lost some weight. He slicked back his thinning dark hair and straightened his clip-on tie. Today was special; today…
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The Pheasant
August 18, 20006 Pages Mr. Schwartz has a stuffed pheasant on his desk. So he's a little eccentric. Well, he is, but the pheasant's evil.I seem to find everything evil, even those baby dolls for the parenting class. Those beady little eyes, staring up at you... A…
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Death To All Smurfs
October 11, 20044 Pages Introduction by Kenneth Keller It was a sad spring day in the forest. All the animals had gone away. The sky was full of mist and the air was permeated with the now familiar scent of death. Hatred was breathing again in the…
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Finally, The Grand Finale…Part IV!!!
March 15, 2024Well, when we left off last week, those Duke boys really got themselves in quite a pickle. Seems like that hunting trip at the park left our two friends wounded and heading toward the hospital. Stephen got shot in the arm by Bob, and Bob…
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Sober Musings
February 15, 2026I have reached the age where I am now realizing that the older you get the more liable you are to question whether certain things are even worth doing or not, or if you have done them before, if they are worth doing again. Of…
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Do I Offend?
September 28, 2009Leave a comment, or ask bob a question. Follow bob on twitter. Once again a busy week at the Senitram residence. Last Sunday I mow my moms yard ‘cause she’s way to old to do it and I’m way too cheap to pay someone. Because…
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The Journey To HR, Part 30!
October 3, 2024“Quick!” shouted the HR lady. “You have to do it now!”“Do what?”“BEAT HIM!”“Who? Star Child Two? I mean, he did say I was kind of...sexy.”“NO! Come on, idiot boy! BEAT BOB!”“You mean......”“YES!”“NOW?”“Yessssssssssssss!”“Okay. Say, what's your name?”“Nevermind. Do it. DO IT!” As I prepared to “do…
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This Might Sound Familiar
January 7, 2023Huh. Didn't know we were required to write our columns even during the holiday season.Just found that out, but it really makes no difference since I had a very bad holiday season. I was under the impression that we would be getting an Xmas bonus…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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