You can call me Al
March 4, 2007by Douglas L Rains -Sci-Fi - 14 Pages - Chapter 1 Johnny Meyers was hurrying home from school and he was going to be in trouble. He had to stay in detention after his last 8th grade class because he had made a 'not so…
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The Boy Who Couldn’t Recycle
November 12, 2000-Humor - 1 Page And now the story of Buildrock Mane. Buildrock Mane was a little boy with a long name. He could run really fast. He ran as fast as most people can breathe, or as fast as a fish can swim in a…
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The Black Tunnel
June 8, 2005-Strange - 6 Pages - I pulled my blankets off in slow motion. My knees all but buckled under me as I put one foot and then the other on the floor beneath me. I dragged myself to the shower, trying without success to turn…
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Head in the Sand
February 15, 2010Head in the sand by CMR Once upon a time there was an ostrich. The ostrich had no concerns and was content to while away it's days with it's head in the sand. It would awaken that way in the mornings and drift to sleep…
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The Grisly Death of Chester McDonald: A Fable
December 25, 2023Chester McDonald suffered a most horrific death. He was eaten alive by his pigs. One day he went out to slop them, but they turned on him, the shifty bastards, and they made quite the feast of him, devouring him bones and all. But unfortunately…
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Death Be Not Colorful
October 10, 2005Journey---"Generations"MoTW---"The Dead Next Door"Nothing really going on I guess. I guess I have the thrill of hearingthe word "filibuster" mentioned over and over again on the news. That'sa thrill. Maybe some newscaster somewhere will go insane having to saythat word over and over again and…
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Melissa has her second show!!!
August 28, 2024You would think that a couple of pieces of duct tape would solve the problem I had with my first show, but it's me were talking about duct tape is not good enough to solve my problems!! Sure, the customers weren't squirted in the face…
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Dream #9 or Car 54 Where are You?: Part XIII
July 19, 2024Prologue: Bob is rescued from that hole by the side of the road by the police. When they heard Bob was mixed up with Ma Baker, they convince him to help bring that criminal to justice! "Well, If you think I can be helpful…I'm in!"…
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John the Revelator
May 5, 2024My friend John the Revelator has this saying: The reward of patience is patience. Quite profound, no? As far as I know he probably got it from a fortune cookie. He doesn’t know that I’m The Spamrider of the Apocalypse. But I think he suspects.…
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A fun day.
March 22, 2010Follow Bob on twitter orask bob a question! Seems like it’s been so long since I had a chance to write a column I forgot about what I usually write about. I looked thru my email to see if anyone sent any questions, but all…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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