Interfacing
July 1, 2024“What the hell are you doing?” I asked him. “Interfacing,” he said. “With your shirt?” “This shirt is a microfiber weave quantum computer,” he replied as he kept tapping imaginary keys on the side of his stomach. “All my garments are computers. So is everything…
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The Evil Lesbians
April 20, 2003Part One: Evil Humor - 2 Pages - In the far distant future, a band of Lesbians landed in their invisible spaceship somewhere in New Jersey.Suddenly, strange cosmic rays penetrated their bodies, turning some of them to evil! Ajax, a pretty lesbian, but not one…
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Sharkman’s Demise
October 20, 2025Sharkman's Demise by Lucretia "lady" Randle Caroline was a sweet woman, always giving to others before herself. We all assumed that's why her first 2 marriages failed, they had taken what they needed and moved on. She had 4 beautiful children, and when it was…
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Falling
June 12, 20006 Pages His attention focused on a woman waiting at the bus stop with a bag of groceries. She was a sad sight to see. Looking back in the window, he saw the television playing music videos inside. Maury looked down at his feet as…
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The Evil Women
February 20, 2003Part One: Evil In the far distant future, a band of women landed in their invisible spaceship somewhere in New Jersey.Suddenly, strange cosmic rays penetrated their bodies, turning some of them to evil! Ajax, a pretty woman, but not one who had turned to evil,…
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The Journey To HR, Part 52!
March 29, 2025Grape Nuts, both dry and wet, fell out of my now gaping mouth. “GRAPE NUTS!” Jerome screamed as he stood up. Grape Nuts, mostly wet with a few dry ones, fell out of the HR lady's now gaping mouth. I closed my mouth and swallowed…
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Just Another Bad Day. Sigh.
October 20, 2012The Outlaws--It's About Pride MoTW---Deep Rising Yesterday morning I was sitting at home, doing nothing much except staring blankly at the tv and watching whatever show was on. Then my cellphone vibrated. See, when it vibrates that means that someone is trying to call me.…
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The Journey To HR, Part 27!
September 7, 2024“I shall be known as Star Child Two,” said the orb. “Should it be 'the orb' or 'The Orb'?” I asked, really wanting to know. It thought for a moment and then starting waving around its tiny T-Rex arms. “Did you not hear what I…
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Proofread??!!
January 28, 2023“We knew that a that a star had been discovered.....”Yep, I let that one slide by in my last column. Maybe I was so happy that the “T” works on my new keyboard that I went a little overboard. OR....I'm just too lazy to proofread…
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A Smaller Portion of the Parts
May 8, 2006Tool---"10,000 Days"MoTW---"Suspect Zero""That asshole cut of my monkey's finger!" I shouted. "Of course he did," dad said as he sat down. "Don't forget that I'vealso been sending hookers up to your room all afternoon long."I momentarily forgot about the monkey finger. "But you did!""Of course…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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