A Balloon Animal With Pizza Feet
August 19, 2008I had a headache the size of Mount Rushmore. What made it all the more worser was the fact that my head was smaller than usual that day. I don't know how it happens-sometimes I fall asleep in front of the open window and the…
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The Boy Who Couldn’t Recycle
November 12, 2000-Humor - 1 Page And now the story of Buildrock Mane. Buildrock Mane was a little boy with a long name. He could run really fast. He ran as fast as most people can breathe, or as fast as a fish can swim in a…
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Tales of Constant, Unrelenting Insanity
November 6, 200416 Pages vol. I Larry was in a miserable mood as he left the slaughterhouse at 5:00 PM after working an 8 ½ hour-shift, then being laid off. It was like the world had stabbed him in the back, and opened up a wound where…
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A Metaphysical Interpretations of the Memoirs of Peter Jennings (a.k.a.”Lemons”)
August 7, 2004"Arfwoofbagwhoareu" was generous enough to submit several stories about 15 years ago. They are long, ridiculous, and hard to put down once you get into it. If you're in the mood for complete insanity, then this one's for you!
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Eat Pete
April 20, 2005-Humor - 5 Pages - Mary Beth awoke with a start. "What the fu…," she said, groggily. She looked around and realized immediately that it had been a dream. But what a strange dream it was. Stranger than most, to be sure. Not necessarily a…
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When You’re Strange
July 1, 2005By Garion BelEveryone is at least a little odd nowadays, take Bob and I for example, but recently my girlfriend has run into some folks at the coffee shop that are really, really, fucked in the head. The first is a man thing that took…
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Finally I get to Answering Emails!
April 13, 2023Before I answer emails, I would like to mention my current state of affairs. As I mentioned a few weeks ago, TheWeirdcrap.com was sold to a rich investor who refused to put dime-one into the site. I still update and maintain it in my basement.…
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Bob Tries Not To Get A Job!
November 10, 2023"So why did you apply to the job at Midwest Doctors Incorporated?" I remembered Bel's advice and decided to jump right into the Jesus this and Lord that…"Well, I went to one of them employment websites, and I said, "Lord, lead me to an employer…
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Chucks Discount Funerals
May 26, 2006By P.S.Gifford Charles examined the corpse that had just been freshly delivered to Chuck’s discount funerals. Yep, chuck promised the lowest priced funerals anywhere. As he slogan gleefully boasted…“We will bury your beloved for under a grand. GUARANTEED! You get more for your buck when…
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Read Only if You’re Really Bored
March 14, 2007Eddie Hazel---Games, Dames and Guitar ThangsMoTW---Year of the CometI couldn't come up with anything to write about last week.This week is the same. But I can't let my tens of fans down, so I've got to write about something.So, let's see what I can come…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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