Duzzies
March 11, 2011Duzzies by P.S. Gifford -Sci-Fi - 1 Page - The prompt was Starlight- and I was thirty nine. It is short and admittedly clumsy- I found it on line- but aspects of it I do appreciate. I admit forgetting all about it. Felt I owed…
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Iblis Concept
May 31, 2003-Sci-Fi - 8 Pages - Humanity had sent him. Iblis was human, of course, but not Humanity. Humanity was the single, but often times conflicting, controlling entity of the universe of thought and feeling. Iblis was a mere outcast. He always had been, since his…
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THE MICROWAVED CHICKEN HEART
August 4, 20021 Page The Microwaved Chicken Heart bellowed in triumph as his hideous six-inch fangs tore through the President's colon. The Chief Executive shrieked in agony; his hopes for a pleasant Wednesday shattered in a few bloody moments. "I don't believe I'm going to be re-elected,"…
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Walk in the Front Door
September 15, 20011 Page The perfect juxtaposition. The perfect over use of a word describing something so simple, some so beautifully clichéd, a contrast not of senses, but of conclusions, real and inferred. For Eli, the sign, the neon words burned into the atmosphere around him, "No…
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Death To All Smurfs
October 11, 20044 Pages Introduction by Kenneth Keller It was a sad spring day in the forest. All the animals had gone away. The sky was full of mist and the air was permeated with the now familiar scent of death. Hatred was breathing again in the…
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Some nice time off!
March 5, 2007Susan of Tacoma asks,Bob, My husband and I have one child and that’s all we can afford. I want my husband to have a vasectomy; however, he resists. Why would he do this?Dear Susan,I never thought I would have such a life-style. Daycare payments for…
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Finally, Happiness Comes my Way!
February 12, 2025I have great news for everyone, and there is nothing anybody can do or say that will rid me of my current happiness. First off, I met a man! Now, this isn't exactly big news since I am every man's dream, but I have finally…
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I Gots Lotsa Screens
July 17, 2022Instead of defending poppa and how he made Omaha the “city” it is today, I must take the time to talk to a person or two. Hey, guys (or gals).Just stop it.You think you know the internet when you really know nothing. When you weren't…
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My Xmas Present To The World
December 17, 2011Jane Wiedlin---Jane Wiedlin MoTW---Red State I really wanted to write something last week, but couldn't. I was allprepared, had some thought, was wearing my writin' clothes but then itwas all ruined by the woman bitching and moaning about how I do nothingbut sit around the…
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Cold Fingers
December 22, 2008Well I figured that after explaining how all life on Earth started, I needed a little break. Breaks over and again I have absolutely nothing to write about.Last week poor Stephen was called out by a fan and was accused of having the weaker gene…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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