The Boy Who Couldn’t Recycle
November 12, 2000-Humor - 1 Page And now the story of Buildrock Mane. Buildrock Mane was a little boy with a long name. He could run really fast. He ran as fast as most people can breathe, or as fast as a fish can swim in a…
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Duck
October 15, 20014 Pages I wake with a sudden start I sit upright drenched in sweat. I look at the clock and discover it's 4 A.M. I sit up, sweat dripping from my forehead. Wishing desperately that I had just awakened from a nightmare. I hate what…
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The Theory
June 1, 2005-Sci-Fi - 1 Page - “Cygnus! Cygnus…please come up. Eat something.” He pulled away reluctantly from his work. She wouldn’t possibly leave him alone for any longer. He might as well brave a meal. He had spent the entire day in his work station…she would…
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Surprise Package
July 17, 2022- Sci-Fi - 1 Page - The crying was to be expected. The girls, after all, were only six years old and, despite their enhanced intelligence and intensive training, were still emotionally immature. And identical siblings often formed unusually strong bonds. In addition to leaving…
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The Sock Puppet That Came In From The Cold (Part 2)
December 27, 20109 Pages Part 2 of 3: Elsewhere in the city that night, a party was being held: in the police station of all places. But not everyone attending was filled with Christmas cheer. Officer Peter Gumption had rather more worrisome thoughts on his mind. He…
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Likes and Dislikes!
May 3, 2023I have received a lot of email regarding the comment I made about lice on the heads of trailer park kids. I didn't mean to offend anyone, but I was only speaking the truth. I live in a trailer park and I know for a…
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Imagination land- and major book signing.
August 27, 2008P.S. Gifford shall be signing his two recent books at Dark Delicacies in Burbank on October 24th- for more onformation please visit http://www.darkdel.com/ and click under signings and events...As you see I am with some impressive company.Thanks to everyone for their continued support- I am…
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Shongs Part Trice
September 4, 2007NOTE FROM MR. SENITRAM:Sorry folks, looks like I took another month off and just left you guyshangin’. Well, here’s the rest of the Shongs dream.If youdidn’t read the last ones, your out of luck, I haven’t updated the archives fora while…but I’ll get right on…
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Aliens, Jail and Probes, Oh my…
January 16, 2022When I got home early Sunday morning from work, I was surprised when I noticed that Ralph was not home. I called around the trailer park but nobody knew where he went. I finally went to bed figuring that he probably went hunting and forgot…
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The Crazy Ones
February 22, 2026Most people would never even consider this, but when you are intelligent or knowledgeable by nature you tend to know about and be aware of more things than most of the other people around you. It just comes as part of being intelligent or knowledgeable,…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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