The Do It Yourselfer
April 5, 2006Humor - 4 Pages - "When we finally came to rest, I was spread-eagled over an obese, senile naked lady in a lake of diarrhea.." I'm proud of the fact that I'm self sufficient in the ED. And it irritates the fire out of me…
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DESTINY OF THE BONES
May 24, 2006by Bradley Mason Hamlin -Strange - 1 Page - Ace looked at the sun with his eyes semi-protected by black shades. For a moment he wondered if he could tell the time from the position the big ball held in the sky. He shrugged his…
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Confessions of a Professional Defuser [excerpt]
December 16, 2024Confessions of a Professional Defuser by Randy Bone Thought bombs are carefully designed psychological viruses routinely implanted into our heads from a very young age through the schools and later through the media. The powerful devious minds behind it all call it “inoculation”. Which is…
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In The Days Leading Up To
March 7, 20005 pages I was once told that life is a book that can never be reread. Once you've turned the page, all you can do is remember. You have to hope that someone else is reading the same book, so you can reminisce. We are,…
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Journal of a Foolish Thief
November 3, 20032 Pages I consider myself a professional. I view myself as one of the greatest thieves of all time, since I was a little kid. I can't help but reminisce about when I was 8 years old, the time I snuck into my neighbor's house…
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B Batteries are The Bestest
April 2, 2022The mysteries of the universe or B Batteries can be unlocked by simply deciding to "Ask Bob" a question. -He has a degree in SCIENCE! - Several weeks ago, I was asked: “Why are there no B batteries?” I reviewed hundreds of periodicals and newspapers…
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The Crazy Ones
February 22, 2026Most people would never even consider this, but when you are intelligent or knowledgeable by nature you tend to know about and be aware of more things than most of the other people around you. It just comes as part of being intelligent or knowledgeable,…
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Bit And Pieces And Parts
April 23, 2006Prince---"3121" MoTW---"Blue Demon" "So, what's the plan?" she asked as she sat on my bed. "I'm writing a story about a pony," I said as I closed the door. "That's nice. How do you want to start?" "I already started. They just found out the…
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Chick Shit lives on…
September 25, 2024This is third week without Melissa writing the chick shit column, and we're still happy. The loss of a fellow "human being" shouldn't necessarily cause extreme happiness, but it does to us, and there's nothing we can or will do about it. And people keep…
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Winter Road Trip Part II
March 4, 2023Last week I shared how google decided to drive us right into the eye of a winter storm on the way to Minneapolis. We got to the hotel which was much nicer than I was expecting. Usually, our trips lead us to a chain hotel…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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