The Pheasant
August 18, 20006 Pages Mr. Schwartz has a stuffed pheasant on his desk. So he's a little eccentric. Well, he is, but the pheasant's evil.I seem to find everything evil, even those baby dolls for the parenting class. Those beady little eyes, staring up at you... A…
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Confessions of a Transylvanian Urologist
September 4, 2023Name's Romanovsky. Dr. Boris Sedgewick Finklemeyer Codfishpiece Romanovsky IV, to be exact. And for 35 years I was Count Dracula’s urologist. My father was his urologist for 73 years before that, and his father for 68 years before that, and his father's father for another…
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Rise of the Cyborgs
April 7, 2025See, the thing was that over time we made the machines more and more like us because we wanted the machines to be able to do all the things that we can do so that we wouldn’t have to do those things anymore. Eventually this…
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The Gray of the Streets
February 10, 20252 Pages There was a little girl with thin knees that sat in the back of the stage, behind the curtains, where the audience couldn't see her, watching the dancer with rapt attention. The dance was slow and beautiful, and the poor little girl, for…
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Alter ego No. 28
June 15, 2005-Humor - 3 Pages - Andy awoke to a foul stench, and a note. The note lay peacefully on the perimeter of his desk; evidently he had slept the night in the study. His back had, let me see. 2…3..7 - 12 yes, he counted…
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How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You’re Not Anywhere at All?
June 9, 2024“Time is what you read off a clock.” -Albert Einstein The thing most people don’t understand about Time Travel is that you’re also travelling through space. They picture you jumping—let’s say 20 years into The Future—and somehow just appearing in the same spot where you…
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The New Devil’s Dictionary
January 12, 2025The New Devil’s Dictionary by Spamrider of the Apocalypse. Deregulation: Complete eradication of corporate accountability. Unbinding the hands which would strangle the earth.
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Senitram Summer Road Trip 2023!
June 23, 2023I put the Star Bars story on hold to tell you all about the Senitram Summer Road Trip 2023! We're fortunate that we can afford little vacations now and then. Basically it's dumb luck, we bought our house when the interest rates were, like 3%,…
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Take your church and shove it.
June 24, 2005By Garion Bel Dear Garion,My wife and I are considering rejoining the church. We don’t really like the people there, and they treat us like they are better than us, but it’ll give us something interesting to do. Maybe we can change some of the…
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My website
September 16, 2010Paperback writer by PS Gifford Words have always been my allies. They have comforted, cared and consoled me during sadness, encouraged, enriched and entertained me at my most dire moments, and supported, sustained and shared in my occasional victories. I have traveled the world, been…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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