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Strange Stories

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>>>THE LATEST FICTION

  • History of a Hot Sauce: The mysterious Origins of Wassabassco
    by R. Andrew Heidel
    by R. Andrew Heidel and William Morton Our recipe, and Kiki’s lineage, begins in Japan during the waning years of the Edo era when the Tokugawa Shogunate commissioned the Sushi Sensei to discover a wasabi hot enough for the emperor himself. After many years on his dangerous quest, the Sushi Sensei discovered a pure strain…
  • River People
    by Andy Henion
    -Strange – 2 Pages – As far as I can tell there are two types of Tennessee river people and they travel in competing packs and consume washed up fish or this ubiquitous leafy vegetation that I with my northern bearings will only later come to know as kudzu. There are the stoop-shouldered people who…
  • How Roger Hambone Missed His Big Chance
    by Randy Bone
    Roger Hambone despite his last name never learned to hambone. He was hamboneless. But he could eef like nobody’s business. People used to say his name should have been Roger Eef. They called him “Eefin’ Roger Hambone”. When he would eef it sounded like this: Ah ee, ah oh, ah ee, ah oh, [hic], ee,…
  • DABBLING IN THE DEPTHS OF HER SOUL
    by Evgeniya Seizova
    by Evgeniya Seizova Year by year a beautiful young lady was gazing with Her spiritual eyes in her own destruction… Was she a human being anymore? She stared her tired and too dilated pupils once again in the impassable Darkness trying to find a ray of light. So many impossible efforts. They’ve been crushing and…

Columns

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  • Official Presidential Statement
    by Spamrider
    In lieu of this week’s edition of Spamrider of the Apocalypse TheWeirdCrap.com has been forced asked to provide the following Presidential statement: The failing LOW RATINGS weirdcrap.com is nothing but a LOSER website run by seditious losers who HATE AMERICA. Little Bob Semitram and his so-called “writers” (who all suffer from TDS) are a bunch…
  • The Journey To HR, Part 107!
    by Stephen Johnson
    Bob stopped eating the paste and looked at the HR lady in horror. I smiled. “I was doing some further reading and there’s more…..punishment that needs to be done,” the HR lady said, smiling back at me. “Oh?” I asked. She motioned to Star Child Two and it flew over to her. She whispered something…
  • Back to the USSA?
    by Bob Senitram
    By Bob SenitramThinking up the nonsense, and then some… Last week in my column about the USSA, I was explainin’ why I thing things have gone awry in this once great country of ours.Now I continue… Back in the day, I used to vote Republican once in a while. All depended on if I felt…
  • Time Portal
    by Spamrider
    By the grace of Herman I finally somehow managed to rig up an elementary time portal. I know it doesn’t look like much.  But it’s a start.  And it works. And here’s how it works. (This is going to get complicated, so buckle up and settle in…) That door you see in the picture leads…

Memes

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Comics

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Random Strange Stories

  • Whatever Happened To Mr. Sockforahead?

    by Joshua Blanc -Strange – 6 Pages – Most kids, Billy’s Mum was apt to tell him, built sandcastles at the beach. Not Billy; he was much happier digging a hole. Sometimes, if he dug deep enough, he would reach the water level and all sorts of strange worms and insects would writhe out of…

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  • DECOY

    DECOY It was one of those rare English summer days when the sun actually shone. In fact it had been shining now for three consecutive days, and that afternoon was delightfully calm and dream-like.      I’d been working in the garden, rather more idle than industriously, drifting aimlessly through the afternoon as it moved towards…

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  • DESTINY OF THE BONES

    by Bradley Mason Hamlin -Strange – 1 Page – Ace looked at the sun with his eyes semi-protected by black shades. For a moment he wondered if he could tell the time from the position the big ball held in the sky. He shrugged his shoulders. No one cares what time it is on the…

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  • Total World Domination

    I was headed towards Union Square to shop for a birthday gift for my mother. Shopping, unfortunately, has never been my forté. My mother taught me well how to overcome so many of life’s little obstacles; but shopping simply wasn’t something I could master. I just didn’t have it in me. And several stores later,…

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Random Columns From Years Gone By

  • I’ll Spank Your Monkey!

    Planet P Project—“Pink World” MoTW—“Vampires Anonymous” I’m kind of bummed out because all the support I showed for MichaelJackson last week was for naught. For some reason I’m not considered oneof his true supporters or fans since I never received an invitation tohis party. Is that the way he wants to thank his fans? Is…

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  • Quote of the Day #3

    “I found myself involved in so many doubts and errors, that I was convinced I had advanced no farther in all my attempts at learning, than the discovery at every turn of my own ignorance.” -René Descartes, Discourse on the Method That right there is more than most people ever learn.

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  • The OTHER Return Of Jerome

    It all started with a phone call.“What??!!”“Is this Stephen Johnson?”“Let’s pretend it is. Who’s this?”“It’s Jerome, I need your help. They’re after me!”“Sure, Jerome. Sure they are.”“You gotta come get me before they do!”“Who’s after you?”“Don’t worry about it, can you come get me?”“Not until you tell me who’s after you.”“Bob. Bob Senitram.”Wait. What??I hung…

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  • life is rarely dull when you are a parent to a sixteen year old..

    Life is rarely dull when you have sixteen year old boy in the house. Now I feel obliged to preface this by saying that Jonathan is typically a very well balanced, good-natured, hard working teenager. But yet hormones and adrenaline along with a constant need to be independent causes dilemmas. Yesterday was a typical point…

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  • The big moment!

    Follow Bob on twitter orask bob a question! Barack from Washington asks:You make bizarre observations about politics and our world, where did you come from? Dear Sir:The Earth is so quiet from way up high so beautiful and blue, but when you touch down things are very different. Looking down from a dirty apartment to…

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