In Green, Remembered
May 8, 2009I awoke knowing the link had been severed. Tears stung my cheeks as I yanked the blankets off my body and stumbled out of bed, feeling sick and disoriented. By the time I made it to the bathroom sink in anticipation of throwing up my…
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The Mission
February 22, 2006-Strange - 8 Pages - The cold dark basement smelled of rotting mold and stagnant water. Cobwebs lined the floor joists above moving only slightly to the wind of Larry's breath. A pinprick of light showed through small holes in a window that had been…
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Strings Attached
March 15, 20005 Pages She has been fighting it for weeks now, the broody, hungry emotion that came to her when it was past time to have a man. She had ignored the feeling as long as she could because she didn't want it. She had never liked…
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The Odyssey of Joey
September 12, 2009Once upon a time, there lived a very unhappy boy named Joey."I'm rather unhappy." He noted one morning, so he decided to go out and buy himself some drugs. He went wandering down to the market and stumbled across an old man named Stumpy. He…
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Head in the Sand
February 15, 2010Head in the sand by CMR Once upon a time there was an ostrich. The ostrich had no concerns and was content to while away it's days with it's head in the sand. It would awaken that way in the mornings and drift to sleep…
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I…..Have…..An……Idea Again!
July 22, 2023This will make some serious money!All we'll need is a bus, a case or two of Ho Hos and the quickest route to Philadelphia.We'll drive around Philly until we find a batch of those people on the Zombie Drug. We will need those that are…
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The 2012 Roadtrip All In One Sitting!
August 10, 2012Testament---Dark Roots Of Earth MoTW---[REC] 2 Well, another roadtrip is done. Luckily for you, I don't have to waste a couple months explaining what went on. Why? Because absolutely nothing happened. Nothing happened on the way to Delaware, nothing happened in Delaware and nothing happened…
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Dream #9, The Return of Randy
September 19, 2021My planned column is put on hold so I can tell you about the most wonderful dream I had. First a little background. My brother-in-law, Randy, stayed in our basement about a year ago. It's not an apartment with its own kitchen and bathroom, but…
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The dope of the Ring
March 19, 2007Susan from New York Writes:I read your column last week and it seems you got several bags of trash bags for the price of one. What are you complaining about?Bob writes:This is true, but what I didn’t mention is what happened when I opened the…
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So He Wants To Be A Hero? Fine!
May 19, 2012Ian Anderson---TAAB2 MoTW---Triangle Yeah, I know. You've been waiting and waiting for me to keep posting the rest of the interview, just to get the damn thing over with. Well, the reason I've been delaying was there was a good possibility Bob was going to…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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