The Prey
July 15, 2024-Strange - 1 Page - Dalibor bent over to catch his breath. His throat felt ragged, as though the air was scratching it. His heart was pounding in his chest, his head was spinning, and his calves were burning. He let his bag drop off…
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Infinite Being — by Dovin Melhee
April 25, 2011Infinite Being By Dovin Melhee --------------- There was an infinite being. Infinite in ability. Infinite in power. Infinite in knowledge. Infinite in intelligence. Infinite in possibility. Infinite and limitless in everything. The being considered itself and was satisfied that it was limitless, perfect and complete.…
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The Goddam Ginsu Knife
November 1, 2023He never liked the Ginsu Knife. It kept looking at him. Actually, it was his own reflected image in the knife that would stare back at him as he crept warily by, but the knife had a strange way of twisting and distorting the reflection…
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Barrage of the Dead
July 4, 20042 Pages Barrage of the Dead by Jason Earls Dan sat at his dining room table working on a new piece of origami when a mangled, bug-eyed, undead man, entered his house without knocking. Dan remained captivated by his origami and didn't notice the zombie…
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Progress
May 9, 2004Sci-Fi - 5 Pages - Dr. Anne Patterson stepped from the ship with reticence. After a three-month journey, they'd finally arrived. She hadn't been sure what to expect, but it certainly wasn't the beauty that greeted her. Where Earth had so long been covered with…
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B Batteries are Badder
March 20, 2022Here’s an interesting question from Wayne: “Why are there no B batteries?” Remember you can still "Ask Bob" any question you want!-He has a degree in SCIENCE! - When I first read this, I thought it was some sort of joke. So, I went to…
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The True Meaning of Independence Day
July 3, 2000Before I get into the true meaning of Independence Day, I would like to issue an apology to John Rocker. Before Thursday's Mets vs. Braves game, Mr. Rocker read a statement that he had prepared earlier that morning. In that statement, he apologized and wished…
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Ebay: The Fifth Reich?
November 13, 2006Meat Loaf---"Bat Out of Hell III: The Monster is Loose" MoTW---"Slither" Ebay is basically a non-entity to me, it's something out there that Ioccasionally use. It's not one of those sites that I visit every day(like www.sweatyasianchickswithhardhats com, which has updates hourlyand proves my point…
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Question 27?
August 8, 2021I was going to write something to do with hygiene tips, but I am having problems with my GED studies so I decided to discuss that instead. I always thought that the GED test was the same for everyone, but I was wrong. I was…
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Those Commie Sluts Destroyed my Dreams!
May 21, 2025I know I said that I was going to write about Grapes this week but I have these dreams I'd like to share. So I changed my mind. I am a female, and to quote that famous wife beater/dope s moker Bobby Brown “…its my…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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