Helping Hans
February 16, 2005- Strange -1 Page - Hans was sitting by the stream relaxing and pondering over the events of the last month. It was a perfect spring morning here in the Lake District. Somehow sitting here with the sunlight gently caressing his face and the calming…
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The Sock Puppet That Came In From The Cold (Part 3)
December 27, 20107 Pages Part 3 of 3: Sally drove her Volkswagen Golf through what had now become a blizzard. Snow fell relentlessly, covering the streets and making visibility downright invisible. To make matters worse, the streets were icy beneath the snow. The small car treated corners…
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Underbelly
January 15, 20013 Pages Underbelly Rich pressed his forehead to the rain-streaked glass. His grubby clothes scratched against his skin as the monorail bucked over a siding. The people around him jolted in unison, hanging heavily on plastic handles or bouncing on the cheap, hard seats. Rich…
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Paranormal Story
March 24, 2025-Strange - 4 Pages - This concerns one night some considerable time ago and is a true story. Locations are accurate, only my name is true, the others have been changed for protective purposes. I was driving home after a night out with my friends.…
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Level Nine
November 30, 2005-Strange - 1 page - Elizabeth all at once had opened her eyes and felt strangely rested. She allowed her retinas to adjust to the bright warm light and began to scrutinize her unexpected surroundings. She experienced a tinge of panic as she did not…
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Grapes of Wrath – Part I
June 4, 2025Two pounds of grapes, and a 4-hour ride to Hershey Park. I know I promised this story a while ago but this is a delicate subject that required a lot of thought, to word correctly. Actually, I didn’t have anything else to write about today.…
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I’ve Been Fined!
December 10, 2022No, I sure didn't meet my word quota last week. What's even worse is that I took time off the previous week, so corporate expected me to submit something last week with double the quota. Now I've been fined. Due to the NDA that we…
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Musings on the Eve of Destruction
November 3, 2024You're probably expecting me to say something about the election. It is the orange elephant in the room after all. In my old timeline we were facing the same horror shitshow. But come calamity or calm waters I figure the point is moot anyway because…
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Don’t Worry, I’m Alright!
July 16, 2005Paul Collins' Beat---"The Kids Are The Same"MoTW---"The Eye"So I take a week off and some people decide it's the perfect time toleave comments about how I suck and how they wish I wouldn't come back. Considering that I was taking a week off from everything,…
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The Forbidden Time Zone: The City That Shouldn’t Be
October 17, 2025Bob put the chip in his pocket and picked up the note on the floor. Just as he unfolded it, Nancy stirred. She sat up, looked around to get her bearings, and wiped a bit of sweat from her brow. “I had a weird nightmare,”…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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