Communion
January 13, 2025Communion, by Dan Ericsson There was nothing. Then there was Irving. The booth which he inhabited had not existed until he sat there. When he left, so would the table, the upholstered benches and the dessert advertisement. It would slide from reality to his memory,…
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History of a Hot Sauce: The mysterious Origins of Wassabassco
January 15, 2005by R. Andrew Heidel and William Morton 5 Pages Our recipe, and Kiki's lineage, begins in Japan during the waning years of the Edo era when the Tokugawa Shogunate commissioned the Sushi Sensei to discover a wasabi hot enough for the emperor himself. After many…
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Five Tiny Dwarves, a Circle, a Cat, and the Girl Who Saw it All
July 18, 2003- Strange - 4 Pages - Part I The little girl found a nice place in the grass and sat down near the stream. The sun was setting and the faint smell of a forest fire filled her nostrils. "A full moon!" she said aloud,…
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A Simple Story About Human Reproduction
June 12, 2008From what I understand, it took only six and a half seconds for my first son, Zachary, to fall from the bedroom window of our third story apartment to the ground below. This fact has always provided me with a mild level of comfort. Seeing…
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The Race
September 11, 2008Dale Blake had been in a road race since leaving Pittsburgh. In this type of road race the drivers would start at equal intervals each day, driving as fast as possible to the next location, do the job that needed to be done…
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Aliens
July 7, 2024Schmelnoz the Incomprehensible at first could be described as bemused whenever he found out that us earthlings still refer to beings from other planets and star-systems as “aliens”. But when I told him that we also refer to our own kind from other countries as…
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I’m back!!!
September 20, 2023I'm back again! I need to clear up some of the misinformation that has been written about me the last two weeks: A) I was in jail, but I never tried to escape nor was I taken hostage. This was a ploy thought up by…
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Can time stand still?
March 2, 2009Q: . If you have a humidifier and a dehumidifier running in the same room, will time stand still?A: . You would think so, since humidifers are used in museums to keep art "timeless." With this in mind I figured there must be a connection,…
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The Interview Continues WIth Limited Interruptions!
April 28, 2012Accept---Stalingrad: Brothers In Death MoTW---A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas It's been awhile since I last posted (at least I do), but there's been a few bad things that have happened causing my posting stoppage. But no matter, this interview MUST continue! When we last…
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Quote of the Day + Shit Schmelnoz Says
August 25, 2024“Bene vixit, bene qui latuit.” -René Descartes (quoting Ovid) Schmelnoz the Incomprehensible says that when nobody knows who the hell you are then you can be anybody you want. Which I suppose is especially beneficial when even you don’t know who the hell you are.
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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