The Weird Crap is a weekly publication featuring Alarmingly Strange Stories, Bizarre Columns, Memes and Comics!

Strange Stories

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Excerpts of the latest fiction submitted by our visitors…

>>>THE LATEST FICTION

  • History of a Hot Sauce: The mysterious Origins of Wassabassco
    by R. Andrew Heidel
    by R. Andrew Heidel and William Morton Our recipe, and Kiki’s lineage, begins in Japan during the waning years of the Edo era when the Tokugawa Shogunate commissioned the Sushi Sensei to discover a wasabi hot enough for the emperor himself. After many years on his dangerous quest, the Sushi Sensei discovered a pure strain…
  • River People
    by Andy Henion
    -Strange – 2 Pages – As far as I can tell there are two types of Tennessee river people and they travel in competing packs and consume washed up fish or this ubiquitous leafy vegetation that I with my northern bearings will only later come to know as kudzu. There are the stoop-shouldered people who…
  • How Roger Hambone Missed His Big Chance
    by Randy Bone
    Roger Hambone despite his last name never learned to hambone. He was hamboneless. But he could eef like nobody’s business. People used to say his name should have been Roger Eef. They called him “Eefin’ Roger Hambone”. When he would eef it sounded like this: Ah ee, ah oh, ah ee, ah oh, [hic], ee,…
  • DABBLING IN THE DEPTHS OF HER SOUL
    by Evgeniya Seizova
    by Evgeniya Seizova Year by year a beautiful young lady was gazing with Her spiritual eyes in her own destruction… Was she a human being anymore? She stared her tired and too dilated pupils once again in the impassable Darkness trying to find a ray of light. So many impossible efforts. They’ve been crushing and…

Columns

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Blogs? Columns? Fiction?
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>>>NEW THIS WEEK

  • The Squealing of the Pigs, Part 1
    by Bob Senitram
    By Bob SenitramThinking up the nonsense, because nobody asked for this… Looking down at the beautiful woods of Virginia, we see a group of men jogging in matching sweats. As we past by the toughest of the toughest we see one little sad excuse of a man. Somehow, he managed to keep up with the…
  • A Little Song and Dance
    by Spamrider
    A little song… A little dance… A little seltzer down your pants!
  • Official Presidential Statement
    by Spamrider
    In lieu of this week’s edition of Spamrider of the Apocalypse TheWeirdCrap.com has been forced asked to provide the following Presidential statement: The failing LOW RATINGS weirdcrap.com is nothing but a LOSER website run by seditious losers who HATE AMERICA. Little Bob Semitram and his so-called “writers” (who all suffer from TDS) are a bunch…
  • The Journey To HR, Part 107!
    by Stephen Johnson
    Bob stopped eating the paste and looked at the HR lady in horror. I smiled. “I was doing some further reading and there’s more…..punishment that needs to be done,” the HR lady said, smiling back at me. “Oh?” I asked. She motioned to Star Child Two and it flew over to her. She whispered something…

Memes

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Comics

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Random Strange Stories

  • One way to get on TV

    Preface: the types of people in Iloilo City, Philippines are,1)Homebodies2)Gangsters3)Those looking for work4)Those not looking for work5)Scammers6)Hotheads7)Your average drunk trying to make some money and have agood time acting as an English teacher8)And the rich I pretty much fell into category 7 of those types of people in Iloilo City during 2007 and was enjoying…

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  • Helping Hans

    – Strange -1 Page – Hans was sitting by the stream relaxing and pondering over the events of the last month. It was a perfect spring morning here in the Lake District. Somehow sitting here with the sunlight gently caressing his face and the calming cool breeze brushing over him -it did not seem conceivable…

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  • Creation By Fire

    A burned and battered man turned slowly, rolling over on his back. Pain shot through his body. He started to lift his right arm, but stabbing agony shot through it, causing him to moan and clutch his arm with his other hand. The moan echoed in the burned, stinking room. “Help! Can anybody hear me?”…

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  • DECOY

    DECOY It was one of those rare English summer days when the sun actually shone. In fact it had been shining now for three consecutive days, and that afternoon was delightfully calm and dream-like.      I’d been working in the garden, rather more idle than industriously, drifting aimlessly through the afternoon as it moved towards…

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Random Columns From Years Gone By

  • Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice and I won’t get fooled again.

    Bob on Twitter!Or just Ask Bob a question already.   Michelle from Little Rocks asks:So what’s all this about tax cuts? Dear Michelle,Your question reminds me of the time I tried to ice skate on an air hockey table. Seemed like a good idea, but I should have anticipated that those skinny wooden peg legs…

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  • The Snake Lady Comes Not for you

    Song in my head:“Shake that Laffy-Taffy,that Laffy-Taffy…”– D4L – I have to admit it, I didn’t even know what that guy was talking about until someone explained it to me. So, looks like Scooter Libby spilled the beans on good ol’ Dick Cheny. Don’t worry there’s more to come, I’m sure. Eventually Dick will spill…

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  • The Turd Burglar

    So I just recently got back from my extended vacation visiting my Giant friends who dwell deep beneath the earth in the south of France. I visited them in the 27th century this time because their caverns are a lot easier to access then.  Giants basically live like forever so they’re essentially the same bunch…

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  • COMING SOON?

    Before I get to the nitty-gritty, someone, somewhere is probably wondering, “Why isn’t TheWeirdcrap.com never updated like it used to be?” Well, the reason is the old site is running on a design I made about nine years ago, and hasn’t changed much since. Currently, I’m working on a much better version and the site…

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  • What Is This?

    Q: What’s with this Weirdcrap? Where did you get the name and why do you bother? A: Good question, I can best answer your question with a song… But I don’t know one. So just forget that first question, it’s stupid. The name came from an exhaustive think tank session between myself and “Jon,” I…

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