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Strange Stories

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  • In Green, Remembered
    by Christopher Nadeau
    I awoke knowing the link had been severed.  Tears stung my cheeks as I yanked the blankets off my body and stumbled out of bed, feeling sick and disoriented.                By the time I made it to the bathroom sink in anticipation of throwing up my late night trip to Taco Bell, the feeling had thankfully…
  • Ziontology
    by Mikel Davis
    By Mikel Davis “You slimy sack of fish shit!” Deputy Ploggard slammed his hairy fist down onto the grey metal table which separated the two men. His hand landed with such force that it left a fist-shaped dent in the middle of the table. The noise which followed echoed off…
  • “The New Job” by Rance Treakle
    by Rance Treakle
    [A Halloween Special from the 2003 Archives] I thought the devil was red and had a tail. I had braced myself for His appearance, His style, even His odor if need be. So what happens when I call Him? He shows up at my door in a three-piece suit, looking like a successful businessman. OK,…
  • THE MICROWAVED CHICKEN HEART
    by Craig Snyder
    The Microwaved Chicken Heart bellowed in triumph as his hideous six-inch fangs tore through the President’s colon. The Chief Executive shrieked in agony; his hopes for a pleasant Wednesday shattered in a few bloody moments. “I don’t believe I’m going to be re-elected,” he whimpered brokenly. The day had dawned so calm and fresh, like…

Columns

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  • Pillbug Zen
    by Spamrider
    Today I saw the tiniest little pillbug I ever seen in my life.  Then suddenly I got this notion.  So I watched.  And I seen something move.  It was just a tiny little speck.  So I kept watching.  And I seen it move again.  So I looked closer.  And sure enough, it was an even…
  • The Journey To HR, Part 120!
    by Stephen Johnson
    “Seriously? This is the way?” I asked. “This IS the way,” Bob replied. “THIS….is the way,” replied the HR lady. So, this I accepted and died I did. Soon after, I opened my eyes. It was quite foggy and I was quite wet from what felt like rain. “Is this the afterlife?” I asked nobody…
  • My Shitty-TV, my Shitty-Self…
    by Bob Senitram
    By Bob SenitramJust some guy who never expected to write a weekly column… After the conclusion of “The Squealing of the Pigs,” Stephen, being the bastard that he is, commented, “You just want to fill the world with silly stories.” Well, I took issue to that comment.” Then I thought about it, and there’s so…
  • The Bullshit Machine
    by Spamrider
    What humanity has created with AI is the ultimate bullshit machine. Everything it creates is bullshit. But creating bullshit is the easy part.  The difference with AI is that it creates bullshit that is ever more and more believable. And we are gobbling it up even as it’s being force-fed to us. We’ve already gobbled…

Memes

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Random Strange Stories

  • The Day Tom Jones Changed My Life

    -Humor – 6 Pages – Up until that point, I’d never been much of a Tom Jones fan. He was more my mother’s generation, not mine. Oh sure, I knew he had some hits here and there since the mid-sixties. I’d danced to “Sexbomb” and “Kiss” while I mindlessly hummed along to his Welsh baritone.…

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  • How Roger Hambone Missed His Big Chance

    Roger Hambone despite his last name never learned to hambone. He was hamboneless. But he could eef like nobody’s business. People used to say his name should have been Roger Eef. They called him “Eefin’ Roger Hambone”. When he would eef it sounded like this: Ah ee, ah oh, ah ee, ah oh, [hic], ee,…

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  • The Frogman

    6 Pages “I am the frogman!” he gurgled as chunks of vomit spewed from his mouth. Thinking they were newly hatched eggs he scooped them up, rushed to the toilet and threw them in. “If only I could get my hands on a burrito,” he thought. Slowly, the Frogman staggered into the kitchen and checked…

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  • The Race

         Dale Blake had been in a road race since leaving Pittsburgh. In this type of road race the drivers would start at equal intervals each day, driving as fast as possible to the next location, do the job that needed to be done and then start again the next morning. Dale was the…

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Random Columns From Years Gone By

  • Those Dog Days

    Eh. Go ahead and read Bob’s column from 3/7/22. When I saw the first paragraph and a picture was mentioned, I went into full-on panic mode. Thankfully Bob is still following the rules of the law layeth down upon him many, many years ago. We were chugging along with the print edition and someone in…

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  • The REAL Story of That Trip: Part Two

    Dave Davies—Fractured Mindz MoTW—The Last Man on Earth "Breaker. Breaker. Breaker. Breaker. BREAker. BreaKER.Breakerbreakerbreakerbreakerbre.." "What the fuck do you want?!" "This here's Ducky Rubber, got four on the floor and am coming to you onthe down low. 10-4 good buddy." For a couple hours, this was the shit coming over the CB every fewminutes. What…

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  • What in the World is this?

    What? I have no idea what to talk about this week… Imagine that, Hooty is at a loss for words. Maybe we will just ramble and see if I hit on something good. Last week when I went out to get my lunch I saw a homeless woman wearing the same shirt as me. She…

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  • The Journey To HR, Part 24!

    The faint knocking grew louder. “Are you going to answer the door?” asked the HR lady. “Me?” “No, the pink rabbit you stupid, stupid fool,” she answered. I couldn’t tell if she was kidding. It was really hard trying to pry my hands away from DOWN THERE. Don’t know why. Not like I was har……

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  • HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

    This is a late entry for the new year, but I’m real busy with the new kid and all. But I have much to write about because me head is always full of foolish ideas. First HAPPY NEW YEAR! This year, we welcomed our first snow of the year. The ol’ lady was sick with…

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