The Grisly Death of Chester McDonald: A Fable
December 25, 2023Chester McDonald suffered a most horrific death. He was eaten alive by his pigs. One day he went out to slop them, but they turned on him, the shifty bastards, and they made quite the feast of him, devouring him bones and all. But unfortunately…
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Shipmates
July 12, 2008Scott descended the ladder, rung by rung, down into the submarine, a blast of heat hitting him from below. He walked the narrow passageway, steel-toed boots stepping solidly, weaving and bending to avoid hitting his close shaven head on a maze of pipes. He had…
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Hershel’s Great Journey
April 29, 2024Hershel's Great Journey by Randy Bone Hershel was a bug. He had always been a bug and, for all he knew, he would always be a bug. Now I've got nothing against bugs mind you. Not unless you count the way they buzz around in…
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In The Days Leading Up To
March 7, 20005 pages I was once told that life is a book that can never be reread. Once you've turned the page, all you can do is remember. You have to hope that someone else is reading the same book, so you can reminisce. We are,…
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Eat Pete
April 20, 2005-Humor - 5 Pages - Mary Beth awoke with a start. "What the fu…," she said, groggily. She looked around and realized immediately that it had been a dream. But what a strange dream it was. Stranger than most, to be sure. Not necessarily a…
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Why Stephen can’t read, but hates to admit it…
March 30, 2009I finally got the archives for 2008 finished at MyStrangeStories.com. All the favorites from 2008 are at the 2008 Archives. This was important because each submitted story was posted on the homepage, which really slowed it down. I wanted to retain the genres so when…
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Give to the UCVF
February 9, 2009Today I am going to discuss a very serious issue that will effect many Americans this year.Last week the President I once supported, mandated the first stage toward a socialist state by forcing businesses that request government bailout money to put a crippling cap on…
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Forget What I said…Tapeworms!!!
July 5, 2023Poor Ralph!! He had a tapeworm that made him so uncomfortable, that my tip for this week is going to be about getting rid of tapeworms instead of what I promised!! It started when Ralph had diarrhea. Normally this wouldn't be too abnormal since we…
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The Journey To HR, Part 2!
February 17, 2024Figured I would hit a nearby store to find something to spray on the back of my pants in case any poop smell was wafting from down there, but discovered some people can be so rude!While walking through the store trying to find some scents,…
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The 2010 Roadtrip: Grand Finale
November 6, 2010Star One---Victims Of The Modern AgeMoTW---The Crazies (2010)Thursday 8/56:00 am: Woke up. Big travel day so had to get the ball rolling. Nodilly dallying allowed. 6:01 am: Turned tv to TBS then grabbed a diet Dew and went outside tosmoke. 6:20 am: Back in the…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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