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Submit Your Story! http://www.AlarminglyStrangeStories.com The Weirdcrap features a variety of stories submitted by our readers. 2000's submissions included; humor, strange, horror, thrillers, fantasy, suspense and scifi stories. If you have a web site let our traffic work for you. The Alarmingly Strange Stories section gets about 400 page views per day. Send your url with the story and we'll link back to you. If you have a banner, send the image in the email with the story and we'll post it on your story's page! FAQ's If you don't like reading from a computer screen, use the "Print Now - Read Later" link. Print a whole story with one click and read it off paper like a normal person. The Frogman by Jon Stephenson and Roberto Martinez "I am the Frogman!" he screamed as chunks of vomit spewed from his mouth..." Humor/Strange Go to Page 1 2 3 4 5 6 . Print it now, Read it Later! Binkle Bunny in Dead People Taste Funny by Andrew R. A. Owen "With the swiftness of a politician putting his clothes back on, Fauna lept from behind the bar and grabbed the poor rabbit straight in his happy sacks..." Humor Go to page 1 2 3 . . Strings Attached by Cyndi Kilpatrick "...but her body would not listen to intellectual denial - it never did. Once upon her, the instinct increased until..." Fantasy/Horror Go to page 1 2 3 4 5 Aliens Prefer Pepsi by Debbie Martinez "JoeBob, John, and Bubba like to sit on the front porch, eat popcorn, drink soda, and watch the sun set while they discuss..." Humor/SciFi 1 page . Kenny The Koala by Jon Stephenson "Kenny the koala lived in a great, big forest with many other koala bears. Every day Kenny would wake up and climb his favorite tree. He would sit in the tree and..." Humor 1 page . Kenny the Koala 2: Electric Boogaloo by Jon Stephenson "We can't let them cut down our homes. We've got to stop them!" "But how?" asked one of the elder koalas. "How, Kenny, how?" "By dancing!" Humor 1 page Satan and Some Homeless Janitors by Dan Ericsson "...Gustave Teratio commuted once a day, as he had every day for the last eleven dreary years. Today however, would be his first, last, and only break in routine- today was the day he..." Humor Go to Page 1 2 3 4 . Death of a Sock Puppet by Joshua Blanc "This was his fifth Birthday party gig this week, and each had been a disaster...He crossed his fingers and prayed that Mr. Sockforahead could keep it together..." Humor 1 Page .

The Fight by Horatio Evelente "...if the persons or situations reflected in this story is similar in anyway to your personal life, the author apologizes for your trite and meaningless existance and you can..." Humor 2 pages . In The Days Leading Up To by Dan Ericsson "I was once told that life is a book that can never be reread. Once you've turned the page, all you can do is remember. You have to hope that..." Strange Go to Page 1 2 3 4 5 . The Ruin Man by Marri "Amidst the tourist clutter of Cannery Row in Monterey, hidden behind the plastic and the lights and the packaged consumer filth, always sold, there was a row of ruins..." Strange Go to Page 1 2 3 4 5 . The Legend of Bobbi-Jo by Roberto Martinez and Jon Stephenson "I was 18 years old when my mother spontaneously combusted. As it happened, I was enjoying my morning breakfast of Grape Nuts and Lucky Charms coated with melted butter...No milk was involved..." Humor Go to Page 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 . Falling by Roberto Martinez "The stars in the sky started swirling around as everything started to fade to black. Just as he was losing consciousness, he heard a thunder crash and from the corner of his eye, he saw a blue flash of energy crawl around on the ground...." Strange Go to Page 1 2 3 4 5 6 . Six Arms and a Game of Pinochle by Dan Ericsson "Maybe it was Doug's fault for always picking him out in a crowd. Or maybe Ernie was actually everywhere. Then again, maybe it was the four extra arms that threw Doug for a loop..." Humor 1 page .

			Cascadilla and Perckchip by Jon Stephenson "Cascadilla sat stunned. The phone slipped from her fingers and fell into the bowl of Wheaties. A tiny splash of milk hit her in the eye, temporarily blinding her. She screamed and fell to the floor..." Humor Go to Page 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 . Interdimensional Thieves by Paul Schroeder "Dr. Gary Lincoff sat in his office writing in his personal diary. The fans seem to be working; either the little critters can't materialize..." Thriller/Suspense Go to Page 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 The Pheasant by Emily Hilleren "...Somehow the conversation drifted around to the pheasant, as it frequently does. I looked over at it, and it's head seemed to be cocked at a slightly different angle..." Thriller/Suspense Go to Page 1 2 3 4 5 6 . The Wakulla County hooters Incident by Horatio Evelente "At this hootery place I have a crucial job, a basket of chicken wings are placed in front of me and I lop on our three different kinds of hot sauce...That's my job..." Silly Humor Go to Page 1 2 3 4 . Ronald Plant: His Mother's Fault by Dan Ericsson "He carried with him the small sphere of his peripheral vision. He could see the trees slipping out of his sight, joining the darkness and forest from which they were spawned..." Strange 1 page . The Manhood Test by Matt Kline "Sports were largely ignored by the 22nd century because the Microsoft revolution had turned the children with computer prowess and amply-cushioned bottoms into the role models that athletes had been in the late 20th century..." Humor/SciFi Go to Page 1 2 3 4 . A Touch Bitter and Too Clever by Half by Kevin Easter "We know that enough pain strips your conscious defenses away. It's why children are so evil. It's why we hurt the ones we love..." Strange 1 page . The Politically Correct Tale of Joe Poe by Bryan Deno "Joe Poe was as about as dumb as a Black man riding a woman's bicycle out to the Ku Klux Klan rally with a shit-eating grin on his face and a rope in his hand..." Humor 2 pages . Tinkerbell by Paul Schroeder "...It was a pristine landscape to wander in and dream. Suddenly the air vibrated like an explosion's aftershock..." Strange 1 page . The Boy Who Couldn't Recycle by Dan Ericsson "Buildrock snatched the paper away, and ran as fast as a moose who has a bone to pick with a squirrel away into the employee lounge. There, against the wall..." Humor 1 page Submitting Your Own Stories publishing@theweirdcrap.com Please Don't Forget: The Name of the Story Your Name or Pen Name The name and URL of your website If you want your email address included with your story. Submitting a story does not mean it will be posted on TheWeirdcrap.com. Stories are reviewed and choosen individually, based on creativity and writing skills. Writers are not paid for published stories. Stories on TheWeirdcrap.com may be printed for personal use; however, they may not be reproduced for web or print publications without consent from the author. If the author does not have a web site or email link, contact our webmaster. TheWeirdcrap.com © 2002.
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