Within Temptation---"The Silent Force"
MoTW---"Exorcist: The Beginning"
From Eric:
"I was just wondering if the Snickers company thought of using Terri Schiavo as a spokesperson for their 'Hungry? Why Wait?' commercials?"
I don't know Eric. Personally I think that's really sick to even think about. That's like asking if Jeffrey Dahmer was ever asked to be a spokesperson for freezer bags. It's just sick thinking and is something that we will not condone at this site. I am personally disgusted that someone like you visits this family-friendly site and hope there aren't others like you out there.
Good thing that I've finally reached a decision on Crackwhore Village or I would spend more time with Eric's disgusting email. Yes, it's true! The interviews are over and it's finally time to announce the new co-leaders of Crackwhore Village (Las Vegas branch)!
Wait a minute..........did I say "co-leaders"?
That's right! I have made the decision to have 2 people overlook CV. I actually believe that one of the 2 people can run it by themselves, but because of loyalty, I have decided to have a true leader plus a pseudo-leader since I am in a giving mood.
The true leader of Crackwhore Village will be Rachel Morrison. She won out due to her original email (published 3/7) plus she interviewed very well. It also didn't hurt that she's a babe which is not meant in a sexist way.
My feeling is that if she does turn to crack during her tenure, she'll be the finest looking whore in the village, at least for a month or so. That will help bring in new clients which means more cash flow which means more money for me, at least for a month or so.
Rachel swears she will never get hooked on crack and points to her previous job which was a secretary in her local church. During her off time she helps out in the homeless shelters in and around her town so she knows the pitfalls of drug and alcohol abuse.
So hiring Jerome as the pseudo-leader might seem to be a bitter joke on my part. Some of you might be thinking that I hired him so that he would turn her to the dark side which means more money for me, at least for a month or so.
That thinking is incorrect. I hired Jerome out of loyalty and pity. Ever since he finally came back from his oversea jaunt, Jerome has been a complete nuisance. He refuses to look for a job or do any more research for us so I decided that a position of authority would do his body good. Jerome really likes Rachel and proved it the first time he met her by dropping to his knees and licking he calves. Rachel was at first disgusted but finally gave in to his show of love, kind of like someone does when they're given a really ugly dog.
Now Rachel is teaching Jerome about all aspects of running a business while Jerome is trying to teach her all aspects of taking drugs and whoring around. It's a match made in heaven!
COMING NEXT: About time for those crates?
# posted by Bob Senitram @ Sunday, April 03, 2005
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