That Darned Mr. Sockforahead (Part 1)
October 17, 20088 Pages Part 1 of 3: The door of Granny Maureen’s Doll Hospital opened, and out stepped Granny Maureen to see what had been left in the casualty box. She drew a breath of morning air, and let the sun fall on her plump, wrinkled…
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Binkle Bunny in Dead People Taste Funny
April 4, 2001Andrew R.A. Owen - Humor - 6 Pages - The sun was setting over the Cummy Todge public house and a gentle wind whistled across the grass plains. Binkle Bunny sat outside on a bench, the fading light glistening off his metal parts and in…
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A Balloon Animal With Pizza Feet
August 19, 2008I had a headache the size of Mount Rushmore. What made it all the more worser was the fact that my head was smaller than usual that day. I don't know how it happens-sometimes I fall asleep in front of the open window and the…
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My Farm
July 15, 2001Sci-Fi - 3 Pages - My eyes opened slowly, and the room appeared again, the relaxant hum of the dome generators wavering through my gradually waking head - Tommy had started a fragrantly strong brew of coffee. Stretching my rested muscles for a few seconds,…
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The Serial Killer Next Door
June 27, 2011The Serial Killer Next Door by P.S. Gifford © 2005________________________________________“There is a serial killer living next door,” Fred tried to explain. “What?” His half asleep wife Hilda replied from their deluxe queen four poster bed.“I said there is a serial killer living next door.” “Go…
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The 2009 Roadtrip: Part 4
August 29, 2009Warrior---Fighting For The EarthMoTW---Brothers Of The HeadMONDAY6:08 am: Woke up. Turned to TBS so I could watch a bit of "Married WithChildren". 6:11 am: Awake enough now. Decide to go outside and have a smoke.Luckily had the forethought the day before to bring in some…
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The God Algorithm
October 6, 2024So Schmelnoz and I were hanging out drinking the other night (imagine that), and as he was passing out under my coffee table Schmelnoz kept muttering something about “The God Algorithm”. The next morning I asked him what the hell he was talking about and…
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BILLY JACK
May 15, 2006Back to that immigration thing. Some guy in San Bernandino has the solution!Make it illegal for illegals to have a place to live or vehicle. As a result illegal immigrants will put their heads down in shame and go home.That’s fine in the world where…
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Smoke Free AND Another List?
January 2, 2006Queen + Paul Rodgers---"Return of the Champions"MoTW---"Go Tell the Spartans"So I open my big mouth on New Year's Eve when asked what resolution Imight have and I blurt out that I'm going to quit smoking which causedmuch laughter.The joke is on them though since I…
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I…..Have…..An……Idea Again!
July 22, 2023This will make some serious money!All we'll need is a bus, a case or two of Ho Hos and the quickest route to Philadelphia.We'll drive around Philly until we find a batch of those people on the Zombie Drug. We will need those that are…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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