The Odyssey of Joey
September 12, 2009Once upon a time, there lived a very unhappy boy named Joey."I'm rather unhappy." He noted one morning, so he decided to go out and buy himself some drugs. He went wandering down to the market and stumbled across an old man named Stumpy. He…
The Frogman
December 10, 19996 Pages "I am the frogman!" he gurgled as chunks of vomit spewed from his mouth. Thinking they were newly hatched eggs he scooped them up, rushed to the toilet and threw them in. "If only I could get my hands on a burrito," he…
I Want My Alien Back!
July 26, 2008Sci-Fi - 9 Pages "He's not in Area 51? What do you mean he's not in Area 51?" said Lou Diamond's wife. "Then you better go after him." "But, honey, I-" "No!" she insisted angrily, her finger outstretched and pointing at the front door. "No…
Kenny the Koala 2: Electric Boogaloo
February 5, 2000By Jon Stephenson "Oh, Kenny," she said, as the tears streamed down her face. "I just saw the most horrible thing! I saw those human animals in the woods and they had these big yellow things with them!"
The Evils of Drink
September 4, 2005-Humor - 2 Pages - Josh had sat contently near the roaring campfire, examining the dancing flickering flames and the crackling of the firewood and considered the day's events. Chester his college room mate had urged him to go on this trip. "A few days…
I Fess Up!
September 2, 2023If you read Bob's latest (and who does), he mentions us going someplace in Illinois to check out a water tower where I came up with the brilliant idea to scrub off all the paint and what Bob thought and still thinks was the city…
Soccer Moms
May 4, 2000It amazes me that everyone is worried about Elian, Microsoft, if God is real, will Oprah get really, really fat again, etc., when there is a more serious problem that plagues normal people every day of their life: Those bitches in the minivans. These so…
The Truth Plus A Special Gift
December 3, 2011The Tea Party---The Interzone Mantras MoTW---Tucker & Dale vs. Evil While I must thank Bob for thinking about me when the woman left mealone a couple weekends ago, I think it's wise that I tell the realstory of what happened. Ok, so while it's true…
The Bucket
December 2, 2008The BucketP.S. GiffordAs a boy of eight I had very few toys. However, one thing I played with more than any other object was an old metal bucket. I think it belonged to my grand dad originally. I used to go everywhere with my trusted…
Bit And Pieces And Parts
April 23, 2006Prince---"3121" MoTW---"Blue Demon" "So, what's the plan?" she asked as she sat on my bed. "I'm writing a story about a pony," I said as I closed the door. "That's nice. How do you want to start?" "I already started. They just found out the…
TheWeirdcrap News!
April 21, 2024Here's what's up: 04/21/24Another glitch in the system. The contact form stopped working (not sure when), but it's fixed now.I had an alternate email notification set up and somewhere along the line (probably after a…
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What is This?!
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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