Binkle Bunny in Dead People Taste Funny
April 4, 2001Andrew R.A. Owen - Humor - 6 Pages - The sun was setting over the Cummy Todge public house and a gentle wind whistled across the grass plains. Binkle Bunny sat outside on a bench, the fading light glistening off his metal parts and in…
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Bobby Brady and the Psychedelic Sewage Tank
May 19, 2025Bobby Brady and the Psychedelic Sewage Tank by Saint Garion * 3 Pages An old one toothed dirty bastard was walking down the street, he noticed a little boy sitting on the sidewalk. He seemed to be very sad by the look on his face,…
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The Judgment
March 1, 2006by P.S. Gifford -Strange - 2 Pages - Frank sat there writhing in the uncomfortable old wooden chair and fidgeted awkwardly. "So am I right in assuming Mr. Frank Halford that on the night in question you were drinkin' in the'Tar and Feathers' public drinking…
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Little Affection
October 15, 2002by Andrew Nellis In the box are the few pathetic remnants of her childhood. School year-books, some cheap junk jewelry, all the detritus left behind on the road to adulthood. And her diaries. She has not looked in the box...
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The House Call
January 26, 2026by P.S. Gifford Charles pulled into the overgrown driveway and gets out of his trusted old MGB. "A house call!" He muses "I can't believe I got talked into making a house call" He slowly walks up to the over sized front door and pauses…
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Afterburner
May 19, 2024Those ribs I ate last night were great but man do I have the rotten ass today! I can't hardly stand to be around myself. My farts didn't even smell this bad after the last Cosmic Chili, Beer and Weed Fest.Somebody should make a blog…
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The Great Shoe Caper-P.S.Gifford
March 10, 2006This is a true account, none of the names or facts have been changed to protect the innocent, as there were no actual innocents involved� It was five years ago now it all happened, almost exactly to today�s date. It was my only day off…
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My Struggle with everyday life
June 9, 2008This is how my week went and how I managed to cope.On Monday I attempted to fix my daughters window shade which had fallen down for the seventeenth time. Her window is indented, so there’s wall on both sides of the window. For some odd…
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Finally Out?
September 6, 2023We are sorry to inform those who look forward to Melissa's words of wisdom every week that she is missing. We were told by prison authorities that she had escaped with 10 other prisoners and a statewide manhunt is in progress. We have no idea…
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A Crackwhore Price Guide
September 5, 2005Opeth---"Ghost Reveries"MoTW---"House of Games"*****************************************************If you haven't done so already, please visit www.redcross.org and make adonation to help those affected by Hurricane Katrina. Any amount helpsand it only takes a few minutes of your time. ******************************************************I actually took the time to watch "Nine Lives" starring Paris…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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