My Robot is Bad
February 22, 2004Humor - 5 Pages - I arrived back at my hotel to find a message had been slipped under my door, but I forget about it because there is also a woman bound up, inverted, and hanging from my ceiling, the ropes covering very little…
Head in the Sand
February 15, 2010Head in the sand by CMR Once upon a time there was an ostrich. The ostrich had no concerns and was content to while away it's days with it's head in the sand. It would awaken that way in the mornings and drift to sleep…
Zeep In The City
November 16, 2005-Sci-Fi - 3 Pages - Package runner Alpha One-Six, nicknamed `Zeep' to endear him to Joe Public and his slobbering troglodyte family, had only been distracted for four hundredths of a second. But in that time, he'd somehow managed to collide with a stationary object;…
Alter ego No. 28
January 8, 2024-Humor - 3 Pages - Andy awoke to a foul stench, and a note. The note lay peacefully on the perimeter of his desk; evidently he had slept the night in the study. His back had, let me see. 2…3..7 - 12 yes, he counted…
MAP OF AMERICA
August 15, 2010MAP OF AMERICA Map Of America <!-- --> I’d always loved maps. In fact the walls of my office at home were covered with them. Almost every part of the globe was represented there with some areas even being duplicated as I acquired an…
Why Can’t I Leave This Alone?
October 2, 2005King's X---"Ogre Tones"MoTW---"The Stepfather"So the government is recommending that we start conserving energy whichI think is a brilliant idea. However, just recommending it won't beenough for some idiots out there so I think something drastic needs tobe done to drive home the point.How many times…
The 2011 Roadtrip: Part 7
October 8, 2011Anthrax---Worship Music MoTW---The China Syndrome Monday, whatever date it is. Again I woke up early, around 6, grabbed a Diet Dew, smokes and my bookand went outside to do my morning thing as the woman continued to sleep. The plan for this day was to…
Another Break Because I’m Sick
October 17, 2009Lynyrd Skynyrd---God + GunsMoTW---Nobel SonSo here I am, sitting in front of the computer and writing somethingeven though I am sick. Don't know what it is, but this morning I woke up around 3 am shiveringlike a Crackwhore going through withdrawals. Instead of remaining in…
2021 Road Trip: The Rise of Senitram
August 1, 2021You can Ask Bob a question!He knows more than you! He has a degree in S-C-I-E-N-C-E. So Stephen wants to know about our road trip, I guess there might be someone else out there who is also interested, so here goes... We leave saturday Morning…
Why I have no faith
April 25, 2006First I must apologize to St. Garion who has much more faith than I, and for that I salute him. I, however, have no faith. You, however, must have faith. Let me explain... I'll start with my first memory in life.My first cognitive thought was…
TheWeirdcrap News!
April 21, 2024Here's what's up: 04/21/24Another glitch in the system. The contact form stopped working (not sure when), but it's fixed now.I had an alternate email notification set up and somewhere along the line (probably after a…
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What is This?!
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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