DEADSVILLE: RANDY
June 23, 2025by Eddie L. Whitlock -Sci-Fi - 10 Pages - Prologue By the time the sun set on the first full day of the crisis, Sheriff Tommy Jennings was no longer convinced that it was mass hysteria. He was convinced that he had done what politicians…
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Fabrications of Deranged Idiosyncracy
March 20, 200414 Pages Part 1: A Family Feud Government officials and those who remember the event, well, seem to agree that the boiling point, at least in the Smith house, occurred on a Sunday morning on the 12th of April. The location was Cory's room. Cory's…
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Wrestling with Mr USA
November 27, 2008Wrestling with Mr. USA By Gary Kolb My match for the Saturday matinee at the Vineland Arena was with a newcomer from Brooklyn New York who performed under the name of Mister USA Paul Naples. We knew little about him. My promoter told me…
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The Black Noir
July 31, 2023I was playing trombone in a Megadeth cover band when she caught my eye. She was sitting across the crowded smoky bar drinking something wet and pink. I knew right away I was going to stick my penis in her. I'd been struggling with an…
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Life After Life
October 6, 2025by Colin Blalock If you died, and after you were already dead someone said, "excuse me sir/ma'am, you're dead", what would be the first thing that came to mind that you wish you had done before you died? Me, I wish I had sailed around…
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I Do A Good Deed!
June 2, 2012Firewind---Few Against Many MoTW---Piranha 3DD Well, my "fact finding" mission Texas is over. For those wondering what I'm talking about, it's all about Bob and having him legally put to death like one of those mean-assed criminals. My thought was simple: I would go to…
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History of the Earth Part III
December 10, 2022Last week, I got to witness the first slim, silver, almond eyed Earthlings as they exited the planet before it was consumed by meteors and reduced to a molten rock floating in space. Now, in my timeless state I witness as our planet cools over…
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The Real STORY of That Trip: Part 5 ( With Some Bonus Detours)
November 18, 2007Iced Earth---Framing Armageddon: Something Wicked Part 1MoTW---Point BlankSince the needle on the gas gauge was hovering a bit below the "E", Idid what any normal person would do and turned the key, hoping that thiswas just a mirage like all those other mirages I happen…
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Catch Up e-mail
April 16, 2021(Originally posted on 04/11/2007) I’ve decided to catch up on some e-mail.___________________________________ Dear Saint Garion, Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison? Thanks, ~Eric Dear Eric, The answer is simple: It’s because you get to…
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What in the World is this?
July 2, 2025What? I have no idea what to talk about this week… Imagine that, Hooty is at a loss for words. Maybe we will just ramble and see if I hit on something good. Last week when I went out to get my lunch I saw…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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