Purple Circles
September 6, 2008Last summer my eyes broke. They would burn in the morning and I'd rub them. I would look at my eyes in mirrors and see that there were red lines growing all over them. "Shit," I thought. I washed them with water, then alcohol, then…
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THE UNIVERSALITY OF MAUREEN
May 3, 2008Water gushes down from the showerhead onto me and my troubles are washed away. They of course accumulate again, as does the dirt during the working day. But a good shower – nothing beats it – not a good hard hot shower. Who can go…
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Shipmates
July 12, 2008Scott descended the ladder, rung by rung, down into the submarine, a blast of heat hitting him from below. He walked the narrow passageway, steel-toed boots stepping solidly, weaving and bending to avoid hitting his close shaven head on a maze of pipes. He had…
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A Metaphysical Interpretations of the Memoirs of Peter Jennings (a.k.a.”Lemons”)
August 7, 2004"Arfwoofbagwhoareu" was generous enough to submit several stories about 15 years ago. They are long, ridiculous, and hard to put down once you get into it. If you're in the mood for complete insanity, then this one's for you!
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The Sock Puppet That Came In From The Cold (Part 1)
December 27, 201012 Pages Part 1 of 3: It hailed, it sleeted, it raged and blew. Then it rained, and rained some more. It rained until the sewers overflowed. Then, mercifully, Christmas Eve arrived and put its foot down. The wind and its accomplices rolled out, and…
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Pick up lines and ass-tobacco
November 30, 2006A few months ago, Garion announced that he was to wed. My usual thanksgiving tradition is to eat a big meal and then contemplate all the things about me that other people are thankful for. I realized, had I not showed Bel how to approach…
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THE OPRAH, DOUGLAS COUNTY CORRECTIONAL FIASCO – Part III
March 28, 2006It Takes A Thief, the next generationDear Bob,I sent this letter to Oprah and hope to be appearing on her show soon! But just in case I'm not invited to tell my fantastic story, I'm sending you a copy to publish so the WHOLE WORLD…
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A Chunk of the Parts
March 12, 2006David Gilmour---"On An Island"MoTW---"200 Motels"As I pedalled home with the boxed monkey wedged under my left armpit, Itried to figure out what to tell my mother about why I wasn't at work. Idismissed the "store burnt down and they sent everyone home" story sinceshe sometimes…
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The Secret Formula That Keeps Your Underwear White!
April 11, 2009Mastodon---Crack The SkyeMoTW---JCVDI was going to continue my rant about the goateed wonderboy but guess Iwon't since he's too gutless to tell us why I can't read. I was thinking about this while waiting for my semi-annual haircut todayso I picked up an issue of…
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Audio Drama to “The Plight”
October 12, 2007Check it out- plus so much more...www.brokensea.comI have a new story up as an audio drama each Thursday until the end of the month.PS GiffordOh and my first book is at the printers- for more info check out my website!www.psgifford.com
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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