A Bad Haircut
July 31, 2009Note from Editor: This one is as sad as it is creepy. It was originally submitted 12 yrs ago, by an unknown author named Seth. Excerpt: He stared at his face in the small square mirror, the door to a diminutive medicine cabinet, built for…
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Titanium Hip Concerto in C Major
April 11, 2004Brian Fugett - Humor -1 Page - Late Christmas Eve. A warped Mozart album warbles on the record player as the party guests begin to leave. I notice grandpa slumped under the mistletoe, shitfaced and disheveled, eyeing everyone with cynical amusement. He knocks back another…
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The Absolute Return Of Binkle Bunny – We Really Mean It This Time Matey!
May 11, 2001by A.R.A. Owen Humor - Sci-Fi - 6 Pages A gentle breeze blew down Slag Street, dust billowing in its wake past the front doorstep of the Cummy Todge pub. Ned was just putting his Treomph Bernneville away, and he felt a bitter reflection. It…
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Tasteless Joe
January 20, 2005Strange - 7 Pages - Joseph Mellon appeared like all the other babies in the sandbox. He was cute and cuddly and round and happy; happy eating sand, that is. Oh sure, babies are famous for sticking just about anything in their mouths, but little…
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Fear: Held Against My Will
April 24, 2008Fear will make you do things you would not ordinarily do, I know. This tragic tale happened eight months ago. I use to think that if I moved to an expensive neighborhood, it would be a safer place to live. A picturesque location where…
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The Christian Right
August 24, 2001The phrases "Christian Right" and "Religious Right," are often used as slurs, and rightly so. It's easy to stereotype Christians as mean-spirited zealots. Most of them are. When scam artists like Benny Hinn are on television more often than legitimate Christian Saints, and when prominent,…
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A Very Special Heartfelt Christmas Message from Yvonne!
December 25, 2024Did you really expect something new on Christmas day? If you did, you really need to get a life. I have better things to be doing then helping others this Christmas Day! Come back next week and maybe I'll be in a helpful mood. NOW…
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The 2023 Annual Predictions!
December 31, 2022I decided to revitalize the Yearly Predictions, started decades ago. So far, none of my predictions have come true. But I figure if I keep swinging, eventually I'll hit a home run! Entertainment:Reality shows make a comeback! People will love them in 2023. And they…
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This Is Going To Be A Waste Of Our Time
November 6, 2021Just 27 kids for Halloween this year. It used to be more (even last year), but I guess it's either a thing of the past or there's just less kids. Expected Bob to show up since he's the size of a youngling, but that didn't…
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Choosing a Religion
December 24, 2004For some unknown reason, I got a flood of "Ask Bob" questions the week before Christmas. All I can figure is, since folks acknowledge me as the "New Messiah for the new age" they want my advice. We'll after reviewing historical documents, I found out…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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