Witches of Rascar Pablo: Part I
March 4, 2024Witches of Rascar Pablo: Part IIBy Kristopher LawrenceEdited by Gao Rong Prologue Lucas frantically negotiated the narrow stone walkway leading up to the church. Signs indicative of an all-too-familiar happening were not lost him. Rabid mastiffs on his tail prevented him from turning back. Slowing…
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The Adventures of A Dead Duck
February 23, 2005-Humor - 3 Pages - Ick Bollard had waited a long time for this. Longer than he could actually remember. And that was a long time. Ick didn't know how long, because he'd forgotten how to tell the time, but he knew he'd waited a…
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Wrestling with Mr USA
November 27, 2008Wrestling with Mr. USA By Gary Kolb My match for the Saturday matinee at the Vineland Arena was with a newcomer from Brooklyn New York who performed under the name of Mister USA Paul Naples. We knew little about him. My promoter told me…
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Ziontology
June 20, 2004By Mikel Davis “You slimy sack of fish shit!” Deputy Ploggard slammed his hairy fist down onto the grey metal table which separated the two men. His hand landed with such force that it left a fist-shaped dent in the middle of the table. The…
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Six Arms And A Game Of Pinochle
May 15, 20001 Page Doug had never really liked Ernie. He was an okay guy most times, if a little omnipresent. Maybe it was Doug's fault for always picking him out in a crowd. Or maybe Ernie was actually everywhere. Then again, maybe it was the four…
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Labor Day Weekend Post!
September 3, 2022Since it's Labor Day weekend, I technically don't have to write anything since it's a holiday. So I won't. But you still read it, you fool!
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Can time stand still?
March 2, 2009Q: . If you have a humidifier and a dehumidifier running in the same room, will time stand still?A: . You would think so, since humidifers are used in museums to keep art "timeless." With this in mind I figured there must be a connection,…
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Ket Goes to Lunch
February 12, 2006Ket Darby here,So I was hungry for some Mole sauce... it's this really good chocolate hot sauce that they put on some Mexican Foods. There are only a couple of places in town that makes it, so I headed for the closet one. So I…
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Ho-Hum…Nice day, Huh?
August 16, 2010Follow bob on Twitter!orask bob a question! Last week was the last week of summer for the kids. On monday, we had open house for Baby Gurl I (no longer a baby). And daycare for Baby Gurl II (Montessori so she grows up smart). I…
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The Problem with Girl Problems!
May 1, 2024My girl problems always seem worse during my jail stays!! The last time I was kidnapped and forced to escape and rob banks with my cellmate and her good for nothing friends, and this time I found myself with a nasty, itchy, burning sensation i…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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