A SHORT TALE OF DYSFUNCTION
May 11, 2009More fighting. Always fighting. It is the only appropriate verb to describe what is obscurely known as the “Relationship.” Fighting during the day, at night, before bed, often interrupting sleep. More fighting upon waking. Sometimes one is forced to wonder what else there…
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The Sock Puppet That Came In From The Cold (Part 2)
December 27, 20109 Pages Part 2 of 3: Elsewhere in the city that night, a party was being held: in the police station of all places. But not everyone attending was filled with Christmas cheer. Officer Peter Gumption had rather more worrisome thoughts on his mind. He…
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The Frogman
December 10, 19996 Pages "I am the frogman!" he gurgled as chunks of vomit spewed from his mouth. Thinking they were newly hatched eggs he scooped them up, rushed to the toilet and threw them in. "If only I could get my hands on a burrito," he…
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The Ruin Man
April 1, 2000byMarri -Strange - 2 Pages Amidst the tourist clutter of Cannery Row in Monterey, hidden behind the plastic and the lights and the packaged consumer filth, always sold, there was a row of ruins. Fenced off, caged, forgotten, crumbling with rust and jagged concrete, they…
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SONGS FROM THE WOOD
August 15, 2014SONGS FROM THE WOOD Strange - 20 Pages - Despite years of studies, nobody had cracked the code. Many individuals and groups, looking at the puzzle from a multitude of different angles, had all failed to solve the riddle. Birdsong it seemed might never give…
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A New Post From Me
May 30, 2021So...................................... Ok, that's my post for the week!
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May 13, 2009The Further Accounts of the Imaginary Friend — P.S. Gifford The Further Accounts of the Imaginary FriendExpected Release — June 1, 2009Genre: HorrorAuthor: P.S. GiffordRated: RThe Imaginary Friend is back in this long-awaited sequel to THE CURIOUS ACCOUNTS OF THE IMAGINARY FRIEND. For those of…
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A taste of heaven!
February 19, 2012This email comes from Khitte@______,Bob, YOU ARE A SINNER OR WHAT!!!Now what'ch ya gonna do?SINNER!!!!! Dear Khitte, Your email really hit home. I sat in front of the computer and read it with wide eyes. Never have a few words hit me so hard. Then…
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This Post Also Has No Title (Until Now)
July 3, 2021Bob didn't post anything last week. Do you want to know why? He's having a My Little Pony crisis. His favorite MLP shirt, the “Best Ponies” one, now has a hole in it from a cigar burn. Guess he wasn't paying attention to that ash…
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The Journey To HR, Part 15!
June 15, 2024“And you want to file a complaint because of THAT?” she asked as she continued kicking the guard in and around his groin. “Well......yes?” I answered as I tried to get some distance between us. Not quick enough because soon enough she was repeatedly kicking…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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