That Darned Mr. Sockforahead (Part 2)
October 24, 20088 Pages Part 2 of 3: “Hey, why’d ya stop me?” said Mr. Sockforahead. “I think it was coming loose.” “Do you want to give your ‘helping hand’ a heart attack?” said Sophie. “Didn’t you hear anything I said?” Trent appeared in the doorway, munching…
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The Sock Puppet That Came In From The Cold (Part 2)
December 27, 20109 Pages Part 2 of 3: Elsewhere in the city that night, a party was being held: in the police station of all places. But not everyone attending was filled with Christmas cheer. Officer Peter Gumption had rather more worrisome thoughts on his mind. He…
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That Darned Mr. Sockforahead (Part 1)
October 17, 20088 Pages Part 1 of 3: The door of Granny Maureen’s Doll Hospital opened, and out stepped Granny Maureen to see what had been left in the casualty box. She drew a breath of morning air, and let the sun fall on her plump, wrinkled…
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Infinite Being — by Dovin Melhee
April 25, 2011Infinite Being By Dovin Melhee --------------- There was an infinite being. Infinite in ability. Infinite in power. Infinite in knowledge. Infinite in intelligence. Infinite in possibility. Infinite and limitless in everything. The being considered itself and was satisfied that it was limitless, perfect and complete.…
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Getting Thrown In Jail Doesn’t Suck As Bad As I Thought
December 4, 20042 Pages That's right! As of 7:00 last night I was thrown into prison! How? Imagine that it's a breezy night. The smell of burning tires emanates through the air. People are having unprotected sex in dorm hallways, and geese are migrating back to Iceland…
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The 2008 Roadtrip: The Grand Finale
October 5, 2008Extreme---Saudades de RockMoTW---Sundown: The Vampire In Retreat2:00 pm: Just for the woman, stopped at the Boyd's Bear place thing. Nota lot of cars in the parking lot probably because it's a Monday, butthat's a good thing since I don't want to deal with a bunch…
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Blue Moon
August 28, 2006BY P.S.GIFFORD“Now class, as I am sure most of you know, a blue moon is the name given to a full moon appearing twice in a month. As a full moon happens every twenty-nine days, and months, with the exception of February have thirty or…
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How I won the war or Love Dream #9
July 13, 2009(Cont. from the week before last week and the week before last…) All around me soldiers are setting up for the major offensive. Digging holes, doin’ this, doin’ that…I don’t understand any of it. I’ve only been serving since I got the call a few…
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killercon
August 31, 2010KillerConWhat an amazing weekend I had. In fact amazing is quite the understatement. I have to confess I did have concerns as the morning prior to my departure I discover that the location changed. No longer was it to be held at the Palace Station…
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Week 2 without Melissa!
September 18, 2024Week 2 without Melissa and everything's fine in the world. After reading millions of guest commentaries for the "Chick Shit" column, we came across this submission from Jeff. Where Jeff is from we have no idea, but I had a brother named Jeff and he…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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