The Cleansing Rain…
December 1, 2025by Brandon Cooper I woke up choking again. Salty water inside my lungs. Yum. I think that is probably the worst and best part about sleeping under the blanket of rain, it's terrible. That's just the first adjective that comes to mind too…. I hate…
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Ambulance of Doom
March 22, 20031 Page "Hey there, you alright sir?" "He may not respond." "Why's 'at?" "He appears to be dead." "Check 'is pulse?" "Yep." "Well 'en, let's get 'im in the back." "Right." Rick put his hat back on and the two flung the corpse into the…
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The weird world of today With extracts from a frozen pizza factory
June 15, 2001-Humor - 2 Pages Chapter 1 - Attack of the weird blue scraggy thing from outer space The blue scraggy thing ate his cereal and looked up. Outside against the silver metallic landscape lay a team of archaeologist greenfly. Unknown to the blue scraggy thing…
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Communion
January 13, 2025Communion, by Dan Ericsson There was nothing. Then there was Irving. The booth which he inhabited had not existed until he sat there. When he left, so would the table, the upholstered benches and the dessert advertisement. It would slide from reality to his memory,…
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Mr. Sockforahead Does not Live Here Anymore
December 11, 20048 Pages At his desk in the evidence room, Peter Gumption stared at his cryptic crossword. An hour had passed, and all he'd written was `beetroot' in the five-down column. He frowned, and reached for the white-out. He would typically spend many of his hours…
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My Struggle with everyday life
June 9, 2008This is how my week went and how I managed to cope.On Monday I attempted to fix my daughters window shade which had fallen down for the seventeenth time. Her window is indented, so there’s wall on both sides of the window. For some odd…
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A Burning Question, Answered!
August 11, 2023Lolla-pa-looza asks:Bob - How can you tell if its ok to eat leftovers? Dear Lolla-pa-looza, if that is your real name, This is a problem I've struggled with for years. Recently my wife scorned me because she caught me eating leftover stuff that was sitting…
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The 2008 Roadtrip: Part 5
September 21, 2008Uriah Heep---Wake The SleeperMoTW---10 Items Or Less10:30 am: So we're off to find Devil's Den. The woman at the visitor'sbureau had told my woman it was up the road and that we couldn't miss itso it would be easy. Luckily this was the same road…
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The Blood Spurting From My Ear…
August 14, 2000Well, everyone should be happy to know that the blood spurting from my ear is now just a slow trickle. I recommend to everyone NOT to stick a pen in their ear, no matter how tempting it might be. I have heard that there is…
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Streamline Christmass and Save Money!
December 22, 2023Here it is, Dec 22nd already and if you're sitting there reading this with no cards sent and no gifts purchased, don't worry! I have just the thing. I was thinking about ways to streamline Christmas and save money and I came up with a…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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