Space and Stuff
September 8, 2021Sci-Fi - 12 Pages - Chapter 1 The Wall Copernicus is a colony on Mung. Mung is a shitty planet. That's why they called it Mung. They were trying to think of something nice and Latin sounding like Mungolytude or something but they had named,…
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Sandcastles
April 21, 2025-Strange - 11 Pages - This story begins in the age of myth. It was a time when demons haunted nights, mushrooms housed gnomes, and knights fought dragons. I wasn’t just Anthony, I was Sir Anthony. I had just begun the fourth grade at a…
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The Frogman
December 10, 19996 Pages "I am the frogman!" he gurgled as chunks of vomit spewed from his mouth. Thinking they were newly hatched eggs he scooped them up, rushed to the toilet and threw them in. "If only I could get my hands on a burrito," he…
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The Evils of Drink
September 4, 2005-Humor - 2 Pages - Josh had sat contently near the roaring campfire, examining the dancing flickering flames and the crackling of the firewood and considered the day's events. Chester his college room mate had urged him to go on this trip. "A few days…
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A Deal with the Devil
October 2, 2009"Wh...what am I doing here?" John asked as he reached the checkpoint. "Let's see," the guard said, leafing through a thick notebook. "Ah, John Sedgewick. Here it is. Says here you cheated on your wife." "Well, to be fair, she cheated on me first," John…
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How To Live…FOREVER!
July 31, 2000Jim-Jim asks: I wanna live forever.. . BUT HOW? A: There's a bunch of theories about living forever. Ponce DeLeon looked for a creek with magic water. Maybe he would have found it if he used a flying rug. Then there's Tom Robbins. In his book "Jitterbug Perfume"…
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The Aftermath of Passing Out!
January 26, 2024After passing out for four days courtesy of good ol' Russian, gasoline moonshine from the 80s, Jerome was kind enough to take me home. We set up my computer back in the basement when I realized we didn't have a keyboard. So back to Jerome's…
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After 2 years, I finally get an email!
February 11, 2008Grant from Michigan writes:A few months ago you said McCain was’t worth mentioning in the Iowa pre-vote caucus deal…now he’s the main man.What’s up with that smarty-pants!Dear Grant:I did get an email from a certain J. McCain a few months ago. And he complained about…
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Brick by Brick…
May 10, 2007Brick by Brick...By P.S. GiffordEd paused from his task and took another long, steady swig from his bottle.“Boy, did I need that,” he said wiping spittle from his chin with the back of his hand, “another forty bricks or so should do it I reckon.”He…
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The Pills
June 15, 2006By P.S.GiffordI saw these pills the t’other day, As I was browsing on line when one of those pop up adverts got throughYou know the ones-We all get bloomin’ them.For some reason though this one caught my eye…Maybe it was the bold print.Maybe it was…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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