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	<title>The Weird Crap</title> 
	<description>Weird Crap: (wird'crap) adj.Useless, unexpected, humorous verbal exploits of an odd, bizarre, or unearthly nature.</description> 
	<link>http://www.theweirdcrap.com</link>

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		<title>Lunatic Ravings</title>
		<description>"Funky Boy Goes Shopping"(04/29/2007)</description>
		<link>http://www.theweirdcrap.com/commentaries/lunaticravings.html</link>
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		<title>Pycho Sermons</title>
		<description>"Cath up email" (04/10/2006)</description>
		<link>http://www.theweirdcrap.com/commentaries/maculate.html</link>
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		<title>Ask Bob</title>
		<description>"Dating Advice" (04/29/2007)</description>
		<link>http://www.theweirdcrap.com/commentaries/askbob.html</link>
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		<title>Paperback Writer</title>
		<description>"A horror writer so Partial to Worplay" by PS Gifford (04/24/2007)</description>
		<link>http://www.theweirdcrap.com/commentaries/paperback.html</link>
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		<title>STRANGE FICTION: "YOU CAN CALL ME AL" by Douglas L Raines</title>
		<description>"Johnny lost his footing on the wet pavement and tumbled over and fell flat on his face into a small puddle. His math homework that he had been doing while in detention fell out of one of his books and was now laying face down on the wet sidewalk..." (03/14/2007)</description>
		<link>http://www.theweirdcrap.com/stories/2007/al/01.html</link>
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		<title>STRANGE FICTION: "SISTERS" by Eiffi Savette</title>
		<description>"The fact is, I never liked her sister and her sister in turn, liked me even less. Such a situation might ordinarily have been merely an inconvenience, had it not been for the fact that they were not ordinary sisters. Kyley and Kelley were..." (01/27/2007)</description>
		<link>http://www.theweirdcrap.com/stories/2006/sisters/01.html</link>
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