MAP OF AMERICA
August 7, 2011Strange - 21 Pages - I’d always loved maps. In fact the walls of my office at home were covered with them. Almost every part of the globe was represented there with some areas even being duplicated as I acquired an occasional historical map. …
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The Legend of Bobbi-Jo
May 5, 2000The Legend of Bobbi-Jo, by Stephen Johnson Humor - 7 Pages - I was 18 years old when my mother spontaneously combusted. As it happened I was enjoying my morning breakfast of Grape Nuts and Lucky Charms coated with melted butter. No milk was involved.…
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A Grim Affair
March 9, 2005-Strange - 3 Pages - It was the quietest of Sunday mornings, if it wasnt for the occasional bird chirp, in fact there would have been no sound at all. It was in fact, such the loveliest of mornings in the village of Waxbury that…
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Walk in the Front Door
September 15, 20011 Page The perfect juxtaposition. The perfect over use of a word describing something so simple, some so beautifully clichéd, a contrast not of senses, but of conclusions, real and inferred. For Eli, the sign, the neon words burned into the atmosphere around him, "No…
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A SHORT TALE OF DYSFUNCTION
May 11, 2009More fighting. Always fighting. It is the only appropriate verb to describe what is obscurely known as the “Relationship.” Fighting during the day, at night, before bed, often interrupting sleep. More fighting upon waking. Sometimes one is forced to wonder what else there…
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It’s Official. No Friends!
August 25, 2012Fozzy--Sin And Bones MoTW--Jaws So I joined Facebook as I think I mentioned a couple weeks ago. Thought it would be a great way to meet up with friends, and stuff like that. Well, I guess I have no friends. Nobody cares. Even this site…
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Your Child Might Be an Idiot If He Golf’s With a Chainsaw
February 26, 2006By Garion Bel Outside of Saint Garion’s house the wind blows softly, trees sway this way and that, and a neighbor’s child takes an electric chainsaw out to the golf course to practice his game. Safe on the deck Saint Garion and Ket play…
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The Parents Television Council
July 10, 2000There is an organization called the Parents Television Council that is having sponsor's pull advertisements from certain television programs that they deem unfit for our society. Recently, MCI and Dr. Pepper/7-Up pulled ads from "Smackdown" because the PTC believes that that program is not suitable…
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What to do with Dana?
February 22, 2023Well, Dana hasn't run away or died yet, so I am still without a job. I guess it's okay though since my breasts are seriously deformed from all the breast feeding and, in my line of work, you definitely need breasts in order to make…
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The Journey To HR, Part 72!
August 30, 2025I stayed hidden behind (or in front of) the sapling for a few days. Nobody seemed to notice the empty lot where a house used to be. A dog peed on my leg. I didn't move. I just watched. And silently whimpered. On the third…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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