The Black Tunnel
June 8, 2005-Strange - 6 Pages - I pulled my blankets off in slow motion. My knees all but buckled under me as I put one foot and then the other on the floor beneath me. I dragged myself to the shower, trying without success to turn…
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Total World Domination
September 7, 20046 Pages I was headed towards Union Square to shop for a birthday gift for my mother. Shopping, unfortunately, has never been my forté. My mother taught me well how to overcome so many of life's little obstacles; but shopping simply wasn't something I could…
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Thousands of Fleeing Japanese
October 5, 20053 Pages A small dark man in a small dark room picked up his pen and wrote: In ancient times, the monsters walked among us, and it was good… Godzilla was in downtown Tokyo for the afternoon. It was something he'd made a habit of…
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The Do It Yourselfer
April 5, 2006Humor - 4 Pages - "When we finally came to rest, I was spread-eagled over an obese, senile naked lady in a lake of diarrhea.." I'm proud of the fact that I'm self sufficient in the ED. And it irritates the fire out of me…
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Hershel’s Great Journey
April 29, 2024Hershel's Great Journey by Randy Bone Hershel was a bug. He had always been a bug and, for all he knew, he would always be a bug. Now I've got nothing against bugs mind you. Not unless you count the way they buzz around in…
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I am finally rid of Dana!!!
February 7, 2024I was wandering around town trying to find some scraps to eat when I noticed a porn magazine lying in a trash bin. Since I like to read while Dana breast feeds because it takes my mind off the pain of having my body sucked…
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The Journey To HR, Part 35!
November 9, 2024Then she vomited some more. Star Child Two swooped down and slurped up a chunk of the vomit. Then it vomited. So did I, just to join in. “Really? Bob?” I asked when I was done. “REALLY!” she screamed. We were then silent as we…
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That Darn Bust!!!
August 7, 2024Well, my first show was a complete bust!!! (no pun intended?) I was allowed to perform in front of my fellow prisoners and the warden also bussed in some hardened male criminals from the nearby state penitentiary. I was very excited about this because I…
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And I struggle…..
March 1, 2014Within Temptation---Hydra MoTW---You're Next Sigh. I keep promising and then let everyone down. it's to be expected, though. I've been doing that my whole life, so why should I change how I operate now? See, I decided to write a book. So many ideas floating…
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Something About Nothing Since That’s What I Have To Write About
September 22, 2012In This Moment---Blood MoTW--Dead Hooker In A Trunk You know (or maybe you don't), what started off as fun just isn't fun anymore. It seemed exciting at first and now it's just bleh. That's right, I'm over my Facebook fascination. I'm just not caring about…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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