Only On Jupiter
March 10, 2025Only on Jupiter by Ed Bread -Strange - 5 Pages - Mistakes happen. I left the heater on. It was my fault. I admit it. No one was hurt. At least I have that on my side. So, while the cops and judges and whoever…
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Hostage Situation
March 7, 20042 Pages The muffled whispers were drowned out by the megaphone. The spotlight from the police chopper was shining down on the house, and bits of the light were filtering through the windows. The family I was holding hostage was beginning to piss me off…
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STUCK IN A CLICHÉ
July 6, 2012Strange - 9 Pages - The inside was dark. The Man With The Mustache woke up and saw nothing but a dimly lit wooden plank. If he was smarter, or at least well versed in the English language, he may have thought the sight of…
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BLIND SIGHT
November 17, 2008-Strange Stories - 21 Pages - In the cigarette smoke there were pictures. And as the smoke rose and dissipated, so the pictures faded and were gone. At the window a view of the old gate in the field unused. Beyond the gate the fields…
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Legends of the Blacksword
February 10, 2011For nearly three millennia the fae High Kings ruled from the Shadowless City of Atlan and during that time there were only three ever to wear the Crown—Telamures Ys, Raachu Horeb, and Ghendil Tiamat. The fall of the greatest in power and tyrannical infamy of…
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The Journey To HR, Part 6!
March 16, 2024Quite the large bear, it was. If it was on all fours, maybe it wouldn't have seemed so big. But it wasn't. Nope, that sucker was on its hind legs. See? HUGE!!!!It was also twirling a sign. “CHECK OUT THE NEW CAFETERIA!” the sign read.…
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The Funeral: The Middle And End
April 24, 2010Jon Oliva's Pain---FestivalMoTW---Dead SnowAs we pulled away from the church, I got smart and turned on theheadlights so we would fit in with the rest of the vehicles in thejoyous caravan of death.Of course this meant that I could rule the road and break every…
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Married for 6 Years
October 2, 2001Dear Bel, My husband and I have been married for 6 years. When we married, we decided we didn't want any children and I had my tubes tied. Now he suddenly wants kids. He seems to have forgotten that I had the operation. Bel, I…
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The proof is in the Ballpark
May 29, 2007This is part three of the story, which explains all life on planet Earth. Because you asked.When we left off, Bobby Franks took the day off work, sneezed and watched as impending doom came his way in the form of a devastating meteor.The planet was…
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After Christmas Advice
January 8, 2002Dear Bel,My neighbor, Bruce, still hasn't taken down his plastic xmas decorations. Quite frankly, I am sick of it. My wife is ready to kill the bastard. What should I do?-Tom Dear Tom,This Christmas, I went all out. My wife and I always like to…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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