OLD AGE
February 16, 2006by Erin Renee Hune Glover -Strange - 2 Pages - The room smells of poverty, rot, and old age. A heap of yellowed, tattered blankets begins to stir on a yellowed, tattered couch. The blankets are thrown back, and a wave of body odor and…
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Confessions of a Professional Defuser [excerpt]
December 16, 2024Confessions of a Professional Defuser by Randy Bone Thought bombs are carefully designed psychological viruses routinely implanted into our heads from a very young age through the schools and later through the media. The powerful devious minds behind it all call it “inoculation”. Which is…
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Ambulance of Doom
March 22, 20031 Page "Hey there, you alright sir?" "He may not respond." "Why's 'at?" "He appears to be dead." "Check 'is pulse?" "Yep." "Well 'en, let's get 'im in the back." "Right." Rick put his hat back on and the two flung the corpse into the…
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The Resurrection Machine
August 24, 20023 Pages At the reincarnation center, Brandy sat in a seat sewing as reincarnaters reincarnated. Beside her, on a walnut end table, lay a laminated card with a number stenciled on it, nearby was a pretty brass lamp. She sat in her regular chair. That…
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In The Days Leading Up To
March 7, 20005 pages I was once told that life is a book that can never be reread. Once you've turned the page, all you can do is remember. You have to hope that someone else is reading the same book, so you can reminisce. We are,…
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Mars Needs Women
September 21, 2025So you’ve probably heard about the Chick Shit situation by now. We have nobody to write it. Bob has now driven off every woman who was ever associated with this website. Actually I just made that up, because it’s fun to make fun of Bob…
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The New Devil’s Dictionary
January 12, 2025The New Devil’s Dictionary by Spamrider of the Apocalypse. Deregulation: Complete eradication of corporate accountability. Unbinding the hands which would strangle the earth.
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This weeks blog is a link-
February 15, 2007http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmLbD-rqrB0&feature=PlayList&p=C46DD2D0474525C9&index=0me on you tube. I know many of you must have wondered what I look and sound like- Now is your chance to find out...PSG
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The Forbidden Time Zone: Part 32
June 20, 2025Bob did finally get the cue he needed to find Cindy. Deep in his pee-brain, a few neurons started to vibrate. Then, out of the blue, one fired. Like the wire that got his car started, that single spark triggered a cascade: a thought, a…
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Roadtrip Roadblock?
May 14, 2011Uriah Heep---Into The Wild MoTW---Furry Vengeance This is the time of year that I set aside some time to think about whereI'm going to go on vacation. Actually, "vacation" might not be the right word since I don't need towork cause I'm loaded down with…
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The Latest Weirdcrap News for the Uninformed!
April 21, 2024Stop by here for the recent additions, announcements, news, and anything else that’s crawling out of my a**, or should I say, the strange and surreal corners of our website. The weird crap never stops…
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What Are We? A Definitive Explanation of TheWeirdcrap.com
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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