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The Mission

February 22, 2006

-Strange - 8 Pages - The cold dark basement smelled of rotting mold and stagnant water. Cobwebs lined the floor joists above moving only slightly to the wind of Larry's breath. A pinprick of light showed through small holes in a window that had been…

Fabrications of Deranged Idiosyncracy

March 20, 2004

14 Pages Part 1: A Family Feud Government officials and those who remember the event, well, seem to agree that the boiling point, at least in the Smith house, occurred on a Sunday morning on the 12th of April. The location was Cory's room. Cory's…

The Box

February 18, 2002

Concept byStephen Johnson Written byBob Senitram 3 Pages Chapter 1 - Scarring Girls I closed my eyes as soon as I opened them. The sun was way too bright. I lay there on the grass thinking, "This is kinda nice, now what was I doing…

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Me and Myself and My Son: A Shitty Story

January 21, 2009

A man was defecating on my England hotel room floor as I walked in. He looked over and squinted at the new light surrounding me from the hallway. I shut the door and said,” The bathrooms over there, buddy.” It was All Hallows Evening and…

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My Robot is Bad

February 22, 2004

Humor - 5 Pages - I arrived back at my hotel to find a message had been slipped under my door, but I forget about it because there is also a woman bound up, inverted, and hanging from my ceiling, the ropes covering very little…

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From the Outback…

November 21, 2011

Stovsie from stockton:g,day i am from the outback and eery on epicks on me. what should i do bob. Stovsie:I feel your pain, in fact just this week Stephen's old lady left him alone for the weekend. This happens every so often and it really…

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Day Three Of The Trip You Don’t Want To Hear About

August 20, 2007

Echoes of Eternity---The Forgotten GoddessMoTW---HexedGot up early again for this, the third day, and back to the Flying J wewent, this time to enjoy their breakfast buffet. Fuck that Nutri Systemclaim of rib-sticking meals, any buffet at any truck stop shows the truemeaning of that…

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Eating Kitty

September 15, 2014

Back in the day, I made my living by driving a truck.  I got my CDL over the road for about five years, then quit.  We moved Florida so the ol’ lady could finish up her college. Thus, it came to pass in these days…

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COMING SOON?

March 3, 2008

Before I get to the nitty-gritty, someone, somewhere is probably wondering, “Why isn’t TheWeirdcrap.com never updated like it used to be?”Well, the reason is the old site is running on a design I made about nine years ago, and hasn’t changed much since. Currently, I’m…

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Brick by Brick…

May 10, 2007

Brick by Brick...By P.S. GiffordEd paused from his task and took another long, steady swig from his bottle.“Boy, did I need that,” he said wiping spittle from his chin with the back of his hand, “another forty bricks or so should do it I reckon.”He…

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TheWeirdcrap News!

April 21, 2024

Here's what's up: 04/21/24Another glitch in the system. The contact form stopped working (not sure when), but it's fixed now.I had an alternate email notification set up and somewhere along the line (probably after a…

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What is This?!

February 27, 2024

You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…

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