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Maculate Conception - 10/29/02
By Bel Garion
Published each Tuesday

Dear Bel,

There has been a great deal of conflict in my workplace having to do with constantly changing work conditions. Few of us are currently satisfied with the way we are being treated and now we are being subjected to the horror of interviewing for our own jobs. Can anything be done?

-Big E

Dear "Big E",

One of the most identifiable aspects of magic is its ability to change perspective. A large office with a view can, for example, be magically transformed into a place no one wishes to be with the simple addition of a large brown bear. Both you and your employer would be powerless to defend yourselves and you would suddenly see each other as equals. You would be no more interested in your job than your employer and you would almost certainly negotiate a quick and agreeable conclusion to your meeting. At first it would seem that such a happenstance would be comically unproductive but, if you got out of it alive, you and your employer would have a new found respect for people and life in general.

Hope this helps,

Email Bel!






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