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Conception - 05/14/02

By Bel Garion
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Dear Bel,

My wife is a restless sleeper and is always invading my side of the bed. Waking her up and telling her to move back over is getting old. Do you have any ideas on how I can keep her on her side?

-Terry in OK



Dear Terry,

I had a similar issue with my wife. Except she would raise her leg to a 90 degree angle in her sleep and drop it on me, and slowly inching her way over to my side of the bed. I really did not like waking up suddenly in the middle of the night afraid that I was being attacked by some kind of demon.

Try this Terry. When you wake, get out of bed. Walk around to the other side and patiently watch as she nears the other side. Quickly lift the bed so she rolls out onto the ground and lay back down. Then say something like, "Honey? Are you OK?" I think you will feel better when you hear her hit the ground on the other side. I did.

-Bel


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