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Maculate Conception - 09/19/01
By Bel Garion
Published each Tuesday


Dear Bel:

Two years ago, when I was young and foolish, I went with some friends to a tattoo parlor and had some "artwork" done on my ankle, neck, and stomach. I like the tattoos, but the one on my stomach is interfering with my personal life. Until now every man I have dated has left me after seeing it. My current boyfriend told me that he would not leave me if I would have it removed. Since he didn't immediately run for the door after seeing Danger Mouse with a woody, I am inclined to believe that he is a keeper. I like showing off the tattoo when I'm on vacation, and I want to keep it. Help!

Cathy


Dear Cathy:

Take your finger and reach into your nose. Grab some hair and pull. Thanks.

-- Bel

 

 

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