Maculate Conception - 09/19/01
By Bel Garion
Published each Tuesday
Two years ago, when I was young and foolish, I went with some friends to a tattoo parlor and had some "artwork"
done on my ankle, neck, and stomach. I like the tattoos, but the one on my stomach is interfering with my personal
life. Until now every man I have dated has left me after seeing it. My current boyfriend told me that he would
not leave me if I would have it removed. Since he didn't immediately run for the door after seeing Danger Mouse
with a woody, I am inclined to believe that he is a keeper. I like showing off the tattoo when I'm on vacation,
and I want to keep it. Help!
Take your finger and reach into your nose. Grab some hair and pull. Thanks.