Contact Stephen Johnson
||A brief history:
Stephen Johnson has been writing for TheWeirdcrap.com since it started
back in 2000. In fact, our original idea in 1995, was to have an underground publication and circulate it around
the Bay Area where all the "artsy-fartsy" people are. We got an abandoned builing, a printing press and
we were ready to go when we found Stephen digging around in the dumpster. We gave him a hot meal and he never left.
Just when we were ready to start printing, Stephen suggested we buy a computer and build a web site in order to
save money on paper.
Sounded like a great idea, so we re-hashed the whole thing. We sold the press and bought a computer. It took Bob
a good five years to learn himself html; and by then, everyone quit our venture, except Stephen who wanted to write
a weekly column. So armed with a head full of ideas and one short story, TheWeirdcrap.com went on-line!
Eventually we all sobered up and moved to different parts of the country, but through the magic of technology we
can still run our weird little on-line publication of Weird Crap - thanks to Stephen, his booze enhanced ideas,
and his willingness to pursue a hopeless cause.
TheWeirdcrap.com is his brain-child, and these are his thoughts:
- Editor -
- Deli Ham and the cure for cancer.
- I didn't do it!
- Top 10 predictions for 2005!
- Stephen bows to Bob's unfailing logic.
- TheWeirdcrap.com's Special Valentines-Special for Valentines.
- Who will run Crackwhore Village?
- Walmart, crackwhores, and intestines!
- All work and no play makes Stephen a bad boy...
- Heading north for the summer.
- A mentor for the little sports enthusiasts.
- Crackwhore miracle, a childs story.
04/03/05 - Working on it!!!
04/11/05 - Bears and cats, Oh, my!
04/18/05 - Beat my Guest
04/25/05 - Ryan Seacrest: Sperm Gone Wrong?
05/01/05 - Last week in review
05/09/05 - The Runaway Bride...no not the movie!
05/15/05 - Stupid, Insane Violence OR What is Wrong With This Guy?
05/21/05 - Duct Tape, Burqas & Bob
06/04/05 - Puking on the Coming Apocalypse
06/12/05 - Is This Sarcasm?
06/18/05 - I'll Spank Your Monkey!
06/26/05 - I Am Oprah. Fear Me.
07/03/05 - Alcohol = Large Balls
07/10/05 - Nothing to see here...just go home.
07/16/05 - Don't Worry, I'm Alright!
07/22/05 - The Universe, Female Mud Wrestlers and Email
07/31/05 - Nonsense That Makes No Sense
08/07/05 - Goodbye Old Friend
08/14/05 - A Discussion on Dreams
08/21/05 - The P and Illiteracy
08/28/05 - Urine, Swishy and Upchuck
09/11/05 - The Mad Dearth of Jerome
09/18/05 - Help for the Deficient
09/24/05 - Tasty Succulent Legs
10/01/05 - Why Can't I Leave This Alone?
10/09/05 - Death Be Not Colorful
10/16/05 - House of the Damned Woman
10/23/05 - Blood, Sheep, Virgins and Revenge
10/30/05 - Break Time!
11/06/05 - How Not to Beat the High Cost of Living
11/12/05 - Guided to the Spiritual Path
11/20/05 - Shame to the False Idol!
11/27/05 - The Beast is Kind of Unleashed
12/04/05 - Who's a Bunny Hater?
12/10/05 - He Ain't No Village Person!
12/17/05 - The Crackwhore Village Christmas Spectacular
- Snipe, Lemmings and a List