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Judas Priest---"Angel of Retribution"
MoTW: "Tae Guk Gi: The Brotherhood of War"
From Rachel M.:
"I'd be a good leader for Crackwhore Village since I'm a woman and know how to spell it correctly."
And it's now down to two. One is Rachel just because she is a woman and the other is a surprise, someone you wouldn't
expect.
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"...a vision of a giant squid selling star maps alongside the highway somewhere
in Iowa...." |
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I was a little bit leery about having a woman running the village since they are way too compassionate but if Rachel
wins, it would be because she has the dyslexic period which occurs 3 weeks out of the month instead of the normal
1. Sexist thinking, but you gotta do what you gotta do.
I will be announcing the winner in a couple of weeks. I just need to interview the remaining two in depth so I
can be assured that the chosen one will be the perfect fit.
Later this week I'll be pulling up stakes here in Vegas and moving to Walled Lake, Michigan. I'll be driving across
country and will be making the requisite stops at every rest area I come across. If you happen to be at one of
these rest areas, make sure you stop by and say "Hi". I'll be the guy that looks really tired and grumpy.
The last time we drove to Michigan, I had a vision of a giant worm feeding on something on the side of the road.
I am going to try to top that vision this time, so my goal is to drive straight thru without giving up the wheel.
I'm aiming for a vision of a giant squid selling star maps alongside the highway somewhere in Iowa. Even if I
don't have a vision of a giant squid, I have faith that I'll have a vision of some sort.
Maybe I'll be lucky and happen to run into Bob as I pass through Omaha. As far as I know, running into a little
foreign man is 10 points. If the foreign man is on a unicycle it's an extra 25 points. However, since Bob has no
sense of balance, I can only hope that he's riding around on a bike with training wheels which would net me an
additional 5 points but I would have to make sure that I'm running over a little foreign man and not a little foreign
child since some folks might take that the wrong way even though the point total for a foreign child on a bike
with training wheels are astronomical.
There's a possibility that I might have a vision of running over a group of foreign children AND Bob which would
give me a fairly hefty point total but I could get more points if at least one of the children were carrying a
puppy. It would also be great pointwise if part of the group was in a wheelchair, and more exciting if they were
in a motorized wheelchair. A quadriplegic in a motorized wheelchair holding a puppy, foreign child and Bob would
make me the Grand Champion yet it would only be in my mind since it's only a vision and not reality.
Maybe I'll just concentrate on the road and not worry about points. Whatever the outcome, be it points, visions,
concentration or a mixture of all, I'll probably let you know what happened next week so stay tuned.................
COMING
NEXT: Time to discuss those milk crates?
Email Stephen!
snide_remarks@theweirdcrap.com |
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