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Chris Caffery---"Faces"
I finally had the dream and can go forwards with my prediction for '05. But before I do that, I have to admit that
I was a complete failure with last year's predictions.
Only 1 1/2 out of ten came true last year. That really sucks and I'm really pushing it since I am including the
Britney prediction (and it's not the one with the strap-on chainsaw) since she did get really married after she
had kind of got married earlier.
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"...Bob will be deported because of his comments. Even though he was..." |
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This time it looks like my predictions will be a bit more realistic than previous ones. Maybe it's because I have
changed my diet or maybe it's because I have matured. Either way, I hope some of these do come true because, when
they do, it will be quite humorous to some, including me.
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Due to his sheer stupidity, Bob will be under constant surveillance by the
government. All this because of his comments regarding the phasing out of the white man. Doesn't he know who "the
man" is? |
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Bob will be deported because of his comments. Even though he was born and
raised in the USA, the government finds some loophole and sends him far, far away. |
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Speaking of far, far away, the new "Star Wars" movie will be number
one at the box office for at least a week. Many of those that camped out at the theater months in advance waiting
to buy tickets will eventually discover that they have lost their homes, cars, spouses, children and respect from
their peers. |
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A child will visit this site and learn something new which they'll tell
their parent(s) about. The child will no longer be allowed to use the internet without proper supervision. |
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The new Harry Potter book will be a complete failure. Hey, I can always
hope. |
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The Mets will finish ahead of the Braves in the NL East. |
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Bob will sneak back into the country and change his name to Mukbar Atan-Zoopaloopa.
He will change the name of his column to "Ask Mukbar" and than proceed to piss off Native Americans by
claiming that they too will be extinct, but within 50 years. |
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The reality show craze will die but not fast enough. |
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The cat will finally figure out that his tail is part of his being and stop
chewing on it. |
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Bob, aka Mukbar, will be mysteriously wounded at Home Depot by a rusty arrowhead.
Of course he'll try to sue but since he's in the country illegally under a fake name the lawsuit goes nowhere and
he is sent somewhere really far, far away. |
I still haven't made a decision on who's going to take over Crackwhore
Village in Nevada. I'm still accepting emails (ten words or less) from those that think that they're qualified
to head such a massive undertaking.
COMING
NEXT: Who to trust?
Email Stephen!
snide_remarks@theweirdcrap.com
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