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Anthrax---"The Greater of Two Evils"
With a new year almost upon us, it's time to think back at everything that happened to everyone associated with
this site.
Hold on, we're still thinking about it.
Okay, it seems that nothing of note happened to anyone that works for this site. Considering all that's happened
this year, you would think that someone here would have something even the tiniest bit interesting.
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"The days of liberal use of foul language on this site have come to an end.
We found it to be childish..." |
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But no.
Not here.
No scandals. No known or admitted jail time. No dependency issues. No lawsuits. Nothing.
Obviously we are the most non-interesting bunch of people on the face of the earth. Therefore, next year we will
do our damndest to be involved in some sort of scandal, serve jail time, have dependency issues and get threatened
with a lawsuit. We will make ourselves interesting; that's our resolution to you.
Plus, more thought will be put into each column posted on this site. No longer will we post columns that have been
hastily thrown together. From now on every post will be well thought out and researched extensively before it's
posted. We are striving to become a more serious and thought provoking site. There won't be any more columns about
alien sperm and the new messiah, but there will be columns about education, science and politics which are topics
that all people love.
The days of liberal use of foul language on this site have come to an end. We found it to be childish and no longer
want to be considered a bunch of immature morons with too much time on our hands. We like to think of ourselves
as the "Police Academy'" of the internet in that we will be getting more serious and less silly as the
years go by, exactly like each subsequent "Police Academy" sequel did.
We welcome 2005 with open arms and hope that each and everyone of you will remain loyal to us. If there are any
serious topics that you would like our staff to investigate and write about, please drop us a line. Thanks to all
of our readers and we hope we remain your website of choice.
Trying to create a top ten list of movies for 2004 was quite a struggle, so I decided to go with one of the two
movies I saw in a theater while the rest were seen on DVD. So, some of those listed were not originally released
in 2004, but came out on DVD and were included. Besides, it's my list and I can do what I want (yep, there's that
immaturity again...)
10) "Shaolin Soccer"
9) "Midnight Skater"/"Demon Summer"
8) "Mean Girls"
7) "Shaun of the Dead"
6) "Dawn of the Dead" (2004)
5) "Hellboy"
4) "Collateral"
3) "Seinfeld: Seasons1-3"/ "Greg the Bunny"/"Sledge Hammer!"
2) "Dawn of the Dead: Ultimate Edition" (1978)
1) "Team America: World Police"
I screwed up last week's top 10ish albums of the year by omitting a couple. So, here's the new, improved and final
list:
14) Warrior---"The Wars of God and Men"
13) Slipknot---"Vol. 3: (The Subliminal Verses)"
12) 38 Special---"Drivetrain"
11) Tears for Fears---"Everybody Loves a
Happy Ending"
10) Shadows Fall---"The War Within"
9) Tesla---"Into the Now"
8) Rick Springfield---'"shock/denial/anger/acceptance"
7) Heart---"Jupiters Darling"
6) Into Eternity---"Buried in Oblivion"
5) Megadeth---"The System has Failed"
4) Therion---"Lemuria"/"Sirius B"
3) Ayreon---"The Human Equation
2) Trans-Siberian Orchestra---"The Lost Christmas Eve"
1) Iced Earth---"The Glorious Burden"
COMING
NEXT: Predicting predictability
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