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Lunatic Ravings - 12/20/04
By Stephen Johnson
Published each Monday

Trans-Siberian Orchestra---"The Lost Christmas Eve"


Since it is the holiday season, I have decided to cut out the immature writing. Of course, this will only be for a week since I am truly immature at heart and know no better.

Since I am temporarily mature, I will not respond to the email I received from some woman who was upset that I was making fun of someone who was bleeding from a certain part of the anatomy. Because she too was bleeding from the same part of the anatomy, she was pissed that I wasn't there to help. My holiday promise to her is that I will help her, only not at this time. Maybe in a week which would make it a late holidaypresent for her which is better than receiving nothing at all.
"Who cares that some publicly traded company wants us to "clean up our act"? To them I say, "Have a nice, warm and fuzzy holiday season!..."

I also will not respond to Bob's claim that he co-founded a certain village located somewhere in the U.S. As a holiday present to him, I will let him keep on believing that he has a hand in it's operation and success. Of course the real truth will be exposed in the near future but, for now, I am in the giving spirit.

For all those that send me the Spam, I also wish them the most joyous holiday season. All the hard work they put in day after day to make sure I receive offers of a new Rolex for cheap or low cost Canadian meds cannot go unnoticed. Everyone needs to make a living somehow.

A sincere thanks goes out to those that visit this site. It might sound cliched, but without you we wouldn't be around. To all those that have submitted stories, sent email (mean or not so mean) or even accidentally stumbled across this site, we wish you the bestest of the best during this holiday season.

What started out as a joke a few years ago has become even more of a joke, but that's okay with us since we do this for fun. Who cares that some publicly traded company wants us to "clean up our act"? To them I say, "Have a nice, warm and fuzzy holiday season!"

To Bob I wish nothing. It could be no other way. Oh, the heck with this PC stuff!

A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!

Except for Bob, of course.





For the last few years, I have listed my top 10 albums of the year. Let's do it again, shall we?


12) Warrior---"The Wars of God and Men"

11) Slipknot---"Vol. 3: (The Subliminal Verses)"

10) 38 Special---"Drivetrain"

9) Tears for Fears---"Everybody Loves a Happy Ending"

8) Shadows Fall---"The War Within"

7) Rick Springfield---'"shock/denial/anger/acceptance"

6) Into Eternity---"Buried in Oblivion"

5) Megadeth---"The System has Failed"

4) Therion---"Lemuria"/"Sirius B"

3) Ayreon---"The Human Equation

2) Trans-Siberian Orchestra---"The Lost Christmas Eve"

1) Iced Earth---"The Glorious Burden"


COMING NEXT: Grooving back


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