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Slipknot---"Vol. 3: (The Subliminal Verses)"
For a very long time I was like everyone else and despised all the spam I received on a daily basis. Every few
months I would spend hours unsubscribing my address but would find that I would be receiving as much as I did before
in just a few months.
I decided that I would instead check out what these companies were offering, especially the ones that didn't offer
the choice to opt-out. I figured that these companies don't offer a way to opt-out because they are very pleased
with the product/service they are offering and are highly confident that everyone who receives their unsolicited
emails would discover something that they didn't realize had been missing from their lives.
Instead of fighting these companies I have decided to join with them so that as many people as possible can enjoy
whatever product/service is being offered. I figured that the best way to do this would be to list a few of these
companies below that you might find will suit some sort of need that you may have.
I just ask that you DO NOT start signing them up for offers you find on the internet since that would be really,
really wrong. Also, if you decide to get in contact with any of the companies listed below, please be as professional
as possible. DO NOT send them dirty jokes or pictures because that would also be really, really wrong.
1) Need some drugs for cheap? Send a email to supportpills@hotmail.com and they will be more than happy to get you what you need for the price you're
looking for. Sorry, but these are for legal drugs only so PLEASE
DO NOT SEND AN EMAIL ASKING FOR THE CURRENT PRICE OF MARIJUANA!
I beg you please, please, PLEASE do not do something like this. Also, DO NOT use this email to send them offers,
as mentioned in the paragraph above. I beg you while on my knees not to do this.
2) Need some computer software? Go visit san.softoutletstore.biz/. They
have the cutest grasp of the English language plus they have a way to contact them in case you have any LEGITIMATE
questions. Please, please, please do not ask them stupid questions.
3) Want a college degree? Call 631-824-9139 and you'll be able to get one in a couple of weeks. Please DO NOT call this number toll-free
because that would be wrong. Also, do not call this number if you only want to brush up on your phone pranks.
4) How about the mortgage? Go visit www.lopemrnd.biz and fill out the easy form. Make sure that the form is legitimately filled out
because it won't go through if you use fake info. There's also a space to leave comments or questions so please
DO NOT make up some silly stuff and send it in. That would be wrong remember.
5) Need info on money? Go to www.liensleeds.biz and there's a form for you to fill out. As with the mortgage company above, be
very professional when filling out the form because to do otherwise would be quite wrong.
I hope that some of you might find one or more of these products/services very beneficial. I just hope there's
not some "bad apples" out there who will use the information provided above as a way to exact some revenge
on those poor companies because they're tired of the spam. I just wish that everyone can look at those companies
like I did and find the good instead of focusing on the bad.
Each week I will try to list some more businesses that you might have some use for. If you have some info in some
internet business you would like me to share with others, just send me an email with as much information as possible
about the business and I'll post it in a future column.
Again, please remember to treat the above listed businesses with respect. I hope I don't hear about someone spamming
one or more of the businesses listed above because that would make me very, very sad.
COMING NEXT:
Remedies for the partner.
Email Stephen!
snide_remarks@theweirdcrap.com |
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