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Porcupine Tree---"In Absentia"
What to write about this week............
As I sit back and think about this, I find that I have no answers since nothing is really happening. Life is at
a standstill. Time has stopped but obviously continues somehow because the "Three's Company" marathon
on TV Land keeps chugging along.
The saddest thing is that I have seen all the episodes. I've also seen every episode of "Saved By the Bell"
and am still touched to this day by that very special episode where Jessie became addicted to speed because THERE'S
NEVER ENOUGH TIME. That hit me like a ton of feathers.
I've also seen every episode of "Ned & Stacy" but I haven't seen every episode of "CHiPs"
because there's only so much I can take. After the roller boogie episode, the shark was jumped and the show was
never the same.
My father once told me "Remember to tighten the cap when you're done" and I have never figured out exactly
what that meant but I'm sure it has something to do with the escalating tension between two things that don't and
won't see eye to eye on certain topics, or it could also mean that he was a bit pissed off when he grabbed a bottle
of OJ from the fridge and poured it all over his new suit because someone had forgot to replace the lid properly,
but he was also quite drunk that whole day and needed someone to place blame upon.
Yeah I know it's something I should maybe seek help about but it's also something that I need to combat myself
because I am the only one that knows the true me and I am also the only one who has the guts to go out to the backyard
every day and combat the evil weeds that spawn daily by the dozens and cannot be killed or contained because they're
hooked into some underground network that's been set up to make a mockery of pseudo-gardeners like myself.
I do have one of those plastic candy canes half filled with candy and it's been like this for over two years. When
asked why I hold onto such a silly thing, I explain that it holds special memories when it really doesn't. I just
find it hard to explain that if I throw it away, then there'll be an empty spot which will confuse me and quite
possibly create anarchy which will lead to anorexia which leads to an addiction to Flintstone vitamins which leads
to the inability to pee properly.
I suppose everything will eventually be okay so you can put that gun away. Even though nothing is happening right
now something will soon so stop with the depression stuff and go out and paint something or sniff some paint or
paint your nails. It's the least you can do.
COMING NEXT:
A purple bucket on my head.
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