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Lunatic Ravings - 11/11/02
By Stephen Johnson
Published each Monday

System of a Down---"Toxicity"

I welcome myself back after having a few weeks off.

According to the webmaster, there was a problem with posting anything new due to something wrong with the server.

I, of course, believed this until I noticed that there were other new postings on the site. So, I confronted the webmaster with my findings and he told me that recently I had become too negative and he only wanted happy things posted on the site.

"Too negative"?! Who does he think he is to say something like that? I am not a negative person and I have proof!!

Ask Monette at monettes@she.com. She sent me a nice email a couple of months ago because she found the site interesting and wanted to be my friend. I happily replied to her email and visited her wonderful site at www.geocities.com/cafecutie21. Sure, it was a no frills site, but it did have a nifty link to her picture and info about her on MeSoSingle.com.

Yet I never heard back from her. I was upset at first and then just figured that she was busy wit her studies since she is a college student.

About a month later, I received an email from Jessica S. Greene (sweetieme@she.com) wanting to have my IM address so we could chat. I bit and visited the link provided in the email which just happened to be the same link as from the first email.

Now I'm a little bit concerned. I felt that someone was abusing this poor young lady as she busted her ass studying, so I emailed her at cafecutie21@she.com and let her know that someone was sending out email pretending to be her.

Did I get a response thanking me?

No.

And when I went to her MeSoSingle page, I found that she had been emailing a lot of people. I also found out that her real name might be Sabrina, and I also figured that a woman who does something like this is just basically a whore.

So, if you're interested in getting in touch with an internet whore, feel free to send an email to any of the addresses above. I recommend using the cafecutie21@she.com address since the other ones have a tendency to be full.

See? No negativity here at all. I am being positive and offering Sabrina's services free of charge to those that need it. All because I'm a good person.

If Sabrina (or whatever her real fucking name is) emails me an apology and promises to clean hear sluttish self up, I will post a full fledged apology the next time I feel like writing something. All because I am a positive person.


COMING NEXT: More positive thoughts!!!


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