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Lunatic Ravings!
Now Lance Bass is NOT going into space. Supposedly it has something to do with a 20 million dollar payment, but is it really? Did the government actually visit our website and read about what might happen if he does get shot into space and decide that there was no way in hell that a punk like Lance would start the end of society as we know it? Did the government contact Russia and decide on a story that would appear realistic so no questions would be asked? Maybe there is a plan in place to eradicate Lance so that someone like Angus Young, who has more talent on the tip of one of his pubic hair than Lance has in his own body, can experience the thrill of space travel. Maybe there's no government intervention going on here. Maybe this is a marketing ploy concocted by Lance and friends so that he can garner more support in his quest. Highly doubtful since he really doesn't look too intelligent, but you never can tell. The possibilities in this story are endless. Maybe Lance is a highly trained CIA operative who we think is over in Russia training when in reality he is on a mission to assassinate someone. The last person you would expect is someone with a constant vacant look who also sings in a boy band. If this is true, I will definitely donate at least $1.00 to the CIA so that they can keep up the great work. If Lance is an assassin, then so is Britney. She's taking some time off due to exhaustion or something like that, but it's probably because she is getting some crash courses to further her assassination mind. Lance and Britney as a team of killers. That would be kind of neat, especially when Britney is paid by some foreign government, like Canada, to turn on Lance and assassinate him. But then we'll probably find out that the rest of 'N Sync are assassins too, as well as the Backstreet Boys, 98 Degrees, etc., etc. Then we would have a major bloodbath, which would make a great PPV program, with all proceeds going to the CIA so that they could use that money to train their next bunch of killers. The possibilities are endless, but not for me since I'm done for now. COMING NEXT---No more talk about space. Email Stephen! snide_remarks@theweirdcrap.com
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