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Lunatic Ravings!
Hate Pt. 2: I hate assholes and their stupid lawsuits. I hate watching a lawyer on MSNBC sitting all nice and purty with his/her client trying to make me believe that their client has a valid reason to sue somebody or something. I hate seeing a greasy, fat fuck getting airtime because he's suing a fast food restaurant because they caused his bloatage. Maybe obesity is hereditary and, if it is, I really don't care. I do know that if I were to eat at a fast food restaurant 18 times a day, I must just gain a little bit of wait, especially if I just sat around watching TV Land between trips to the restaurant. Now, were supposed to feel sorry for some fat ass because he claims that the restaurant chain is to blame for his heavy load. I think he was enticed by the ads which made the food look so enticing that eventually he had no willpower left and just had to eat, eat and eat some more. Yet those that are intelligent do know a few basic facts. One, the food you buy at a fast food restaurant NEVER looks like the food in the ads. Hell, some of the food is actually fake, or has been painted, or has some other stuff added to make it look more appetizing. Two, most people know that fast food all the time isn't a good thing. Three, most if not all fast food restaurants actually do sell "healthy" food like salad and diet soda. So, fuck the fat guy who wants to sue the fast food chain. If he's so miserable, let's ship him to some place where food is very hard to come by. A couple of years there he'll rethink his position and our court system won't have to be bogged down by another stupid lawsuit. I hate Reebok sneakers because they are falling apart after less than six months. I spent $60.00 and gave them some free advertising and they can only give me six months? I am going back to Payless Shoe Source and buying a pair of $17.00 no-name sneakers because the last pair I had lasted for over 2 years. Fuck Reebok. I also hate the fact that some minors were trapped in a mine in Pennsylvania. I first thought that this was a joke that minors were in a mine, but I saw the live pictures on tv and I was sad. Today's minors are tomorrow's leaders and we need to keep them safe and sound. As the tears rolled down my face, I prayed that those minor's would be rescued. Then, I started wondering how they ended up in the mine in the first place. I thought back to my childhood and remembered that there wasn't a mine anywhere near where I lived, but there were sewers. And the only way to get my friends and me into the sewer was alcohol. Since we were minors, we had someone of legal age buy us the liquor. So, my hate started to grow as I watched the rescue attempt on tv, because some stupid son of a bitch had went out and bought these minors some alcohol and they went to the mine and got trapped. Well, fuck whoever bought the liquor. I hope their life is full of pestilence, death and......... Hold on here. I just got a note delivered to me. It seems that it was miners, not minors that were trapped in the mine which makes more sense. Sorry about that. My bad. COMING NEXT: What I love? Email Stephen! snide_remarks@theweirdcrap.com
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