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Lunatic Ravings!
Well! Go ahead and spank my bare ass with a splinter filled 2X4 since it looks like I really offended someone: "That celebration excuse was sooo low and such manly thinking, this is why the world doesn't need men...we only need u for re-creation. If we didn't need you for re-creation we'd have u locked behind jail bars and whenever we felt we needed to scream at sum1 we'd go shopping for an X husband to yell at. The World Doesn't Need Men. ~*~Baby Gurl~*~" Wow! That is harsh! And to think that we were only celebrating the fact that someone had decided to stay away from drugs because of something posted on this website. I do see Baby Gurl's point though and I apologize for making her upset. Obviously she had some problem with a man before and/or she's trying to lay off the alcohol but we forced her to hit the ole bottle again which caused her to think of her ex-husband/boyfriend and in a fit of rage she decided to write us. I don't get the re-creation stuff though. Even if all the males were locked away, she could still get some of her girlfriends together and have a nice little game of softball or street hockey or maybe have a nice little tea party with their teddy bears and Barbie dolls. I'm kind of surprised that Baby Gurl brought up the re-creation thing since that sounds like something a male chauvinistic pig would say. Another thing that's confusing is the "shopping for an X husband" bit. I've heard of X-Men, Xtro, X chromosome, X games, and especially X movies, but have never heard of "X husband". Must be something that's new that I haven't heard about. I am especially intrigued with the notion that you can actually buy one of these X husbands, but it must be at one of those stores where I never shop, like The Gap or Old Navy, since I have never actually seen one for sale. All single women can now rejoice, I guess. Anyway, thanks Baby Gurl. You opened my eyes to the truth (or something like it) and I will be forever grateful. It's a shame I can't write more since I woke up alive this morning and now I have to go out and celebrate with alcohol and whores cause it's a guy thing and that's the way it is and shall forever be. Amen. COMING NEXT: Should I tell Baby Gurl what REALLY happens at bachelor parties? Email Stephen! snide_remarks@theweirdcrap.com
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