Frank Marino & Mahogany Rush---"Eye of the Storm"
When theweirdcrap.com can make a difference in a person's life that we have never met before, we become happy and
have a huge party with strippers and lots and lots of alcohol. Not like we actually need a reason to hire strippers
and drink, but it's better to tell our spouses that we are celebrating instead of admitting to them we have an
addiction to the aforementioned strippers and alcohol. Make sense?
Our latest celebration was due to an email received from FldHockyGurl07 in reference to the chain email posted
here two weeks ago:
"that was a pretty scary story of yours! i gave it a lot of thought. i
will never do drugs."
So, why the celebration?
If we had an affect on FldHockeyGurl's life such as this along with millions and millions of others, then there
will be no drugs, which leads to fewer crimes which leads to less prisoners which leads to less prisons which leads
to prime real estate to build bars and Taco Bells which leads to everyone living in peace and harmony!!!
As far as I'm concerned, FldHockeyGurl is our new religion's God until someone or something newer and/or better
comes along. Never before has an email driven me to tears like hers. We made a difference in someone's life which
makes us feel like heroes. And heroes need a theme song, because a hero without a theme song isn't a real hero.
This was something we debated about between drinking alcohol, tipping the strippers and Bob's numerous trips to
the men's room to vomit so he could drink some more, and we finally came up with the perfect hero theme song:
"Sex Machine" by Sly and the Family Stone.
There are no words to this song since everyone knows that all hero songs contain really stupid words and phrases
and we didn't want any of that. Our hero song is one long jam and what's even better is that it has the word "sex"
in the title which is pretty cool.
All this because we changed FldHockeyGurl's life. To this we say "You're welcome!"
COMING NEXT: I have some
fun.
Email Stephen!
snide_remarks@theweirdcrap.com
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