Rush---"Vapor Trails"
Finding this skakel thing has been fairly tough. Everyone I talk to has told me to watch tv so I can learn about
skakel, but the Cartoon Network has never mentioned anything remotely close.
Then there's the smart asses who tell me to read the newspaper. Yeah, that's a good one. Like I have time to read
and even if I did, what's the point? My hands will get full of ink then I'll have to waste valuable time washing
my hands when we're in a water crisis. I have a feeling those that are telling me to read a paper so my hands get
smudged with ink so I have to wash them are undercover agents who actually work for the water department and they
are trying to bust my ass for doing something illegal because I am getting close uncovering something big.
Even the fast food restaurants are against me because I know that they are spitting in my food. That's okay since
I have been peeing on my money so their registers probably smell fairly rancid now. That'll teach them a lesson
or two.
And then there was the man and his son waiting in line to see the new "Star Wars" movie and the man was
bragging about how he had seen the previous movies many, many times and he knew all kinds of info about the series
that the common person wouldn't know.
So he starts asking other people who were waiting in line what their favorite part of the series was and when he
got to me I told him it was when Jango Fett had his head lopped off and he said that hadn't been in any of the
"Star War' movies he had seen so I went ahead and told him that it was in the new one and he called me a liar
so I had to correct him and told him how I knew (knowledge obtained illegally, don't ask) and he started to cry,
grabbed his son and left.
And now after dealing with skakel, fast food and "Star Wars" I have come to the conclusion that I dislike
most everybody and everything. It could be a menopausal thing or some mental defect that I have and there's nothing
I can or want to do about it.
COMING NEXT: More!
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