Trouble---"Plastic Green Head"
Every day I just chug along in life having a grand ole time just living like I want to live and then I hear or
read something that makes me want to vomit, eat my own vomit and then vomit up the vomit that I had just eaten.
I have always had a problem with person A suing person/company B over something totally frivolous and stupid. I
think there's more important problems throughout the world that we should all try to take care of instead of trying
to make a quick buck off of something stupid.
Take the kid and his mom that are suing the police and the school because they didn't stop him from having sex
with his teacher when he was 12 years old. Sure, the kid still has a picture of his jailed ex-teacher in his wallet
and he probably bragged to his friends that he got his winky wet at such a young age, but we are supposed to believe
that he's scarred for life and is titled to make a bundle of money of a police department and school system who
are not to be be blamed. Even though he's perjured himself too, we're supposed to back him against that evil school
and police department. I say fuck him. He deserves absolutely nothing and needs to be whipped into liking it.
Then there's the kind lady who sent us a cease and desist email since we had something called "Short Attention
Span Arcade". According to this wonderful lady, "I own the Registered Trademark of the words 'Short Attention
Span' with regards to games and entetrainment, in all media."
"Mary" (I'm using a fake name here cause I can!), this great lady, then goes on to tell us that she's
going to sue us if the phrase "Short Attention Span" is not removed from the website. And she wasn't
polite. Isn't that typical?
I am so proud that she owns the trademark, but I'm a bit confused about the word "entetrainment". What
in the hell is that? Is that some sort of satanic bunny fucking society thing? I have never heard of this "entetrainment"
thing but you can be damned sure I am going to do extensive research on it until I find out what the hell it actually
is. And if it's a simple spelling error, well then shame on her for not proofreading. We make spelling mistakes
here. but were not threatening others with the threat of a lawsuit.
Maybe she's running short on her mini van payments and needs money from whatever source she can get it from. Or
maybe she has some inside info on an amazing sale at Wal Mart coming up and she needs some extra cash so she can
buy her "friends" some cheap, close-out Christmas presents.
Whatever her problem is, it really doesn't matter. We have never intended to make money nor do we ever expect to.
We do this for fun. Nothing more. However, no matter what, there's always someone out there who wants to piss on
the parade, and that's really sad.
Some people just need to calm down and enjoy life while they can without going out of their way to make someone
else's less enjoyable.
"Mary", next time try to be a little bit more human and nice instead of vicious and threatening. It goes
a long way.
COMING NEXT: Maybe I find
out what in the hell "entetrainment" actually is.
Email Stephen!
snide_remarks@theweirdcrap.com
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