Bruce Dickinson---"Skunkworks"
Picking a person of the year was tougher than I could imagine. This person would obviously have to be someone who
had an impact on my life plus impacted many others as well. I could have went the easy route and picked someone
that others have picked but that's the easy way out and it's not my way.
This person would have to be someone I could turn to in my darkest hours. Someone who would be around when I was
happy or sad. Someone who could give without asking for anything in return.
But before I unveil my person of the year, I want to talk about patriotic fever. It's still going strong and the
patriotic products being hawked on tv prove my point but I think we are going a little bit far when we have baby
diapers adorned with the U.S. flag. It just doesn't seem right.
Next we will have the patriotic prophylactic with the reservoir tip. Nothing shows support for your country more
than when your rascal is wrapped in red, white and blue. Might as well start producing the patriotic sanitary napkin
while we're at it. During your time of the month you'll feel that much better knowing that your panties are being
protected by Old Glory. It's patriotic fever at its finest!!
A car displaying the flag is nice but not when the car is a Festiva with a 50 foot flag attached to the rear bumper
with twine and duct tape. I guess with a good tailwind the car would get great mpg or become Chitty Chitty Bang
Bang Jr.
Oh well, my person of the year is Kobe Tai because she is a babe and isn't afraid to take her clothes off for art's
sake.
And there you have it.
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