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 It has been 1 year since we started this site.
Yet, did we have a party?
No.
Did we have a small get together with a group of naked, vertically challenged humans jumping out of a large cake?
Nope. How about a card?
Was a card sent out thanking everyone who busted their ass to make sure this site stayed in existence?
Yeah, right.
What's my point here? I really don't know. I guess I just wanted to mention that we have been around for a year,
yadda yadda yadda, fuck it, I really don't care.
Bob made a small mention of Sally the Throw up Girl in his last column, but he did not tell the full story. I will
take the time to do so because I am not filled with as much hate as he is and I know that quite a few people are
curious about who Sally is and why we remember her so fondly.
Sally decided to drink a whole bottle of tequila and then wanted to go home. Knowing this would be pretty bad and
since Bob and I were compassionate people, we figured that she had better sober up a bit before hitting the road.
We took her outside for some air and she promptly threw up. As I wiped the chunks off her face with a handful of
weeds, Bob took it upon himself to inspect her vomit and discovered that she had eaten a burrito sometime during
the day. Upon further investigation, which included a taste test, he came to the further conclusion that she had
hot sauce with the burrito.
That's the full story and I guess I can understand why Bob didn't want to go into further details. Letting a friend
drive drunk is really quite wrong and Bob had some scruples left. Sadly, those scruples are long gone and he gets
a thrill out of forcing his friends to drive while drunk. All because of his hate, I suppose.
One thing I am very curious about and haven't been able to get a definitive answer on is who invented oral sex?
How did that actually come about? Was it an accident? Did someone accidentally trip and fall and found their face
close to someone's naughty parts? Was alcohol involved, or was it a dare? How did it get passed on to each generation?
Thinking about things like that make me wonder how the universe was really created.
COMING NEXT: I let go. |
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