I'm Pissed! for 04/16/00 & 04/23/00
By "John Stevenson"
I recently found out that "Beverly Hills 90210" is going to be canceled!!!!!
It seems like only yesterday that this groundbreaking television show began.
I can remember me and my friends gathering around the tv every Monday night in order to see what that silly Screech would be up to.
After the 3rd year, my friends either died, got jobs or were in rehab, so I would watch the show with my next door neighbor. Still, the excitement was there every Wednesday night at 8. Me and my neighbor
would drink a shot of whiskey every time Ponch or John passed a VW Beetle.
Alas, it seems my love affair with that wisecracking Rhoda is being taken away from me for good.
I can only hope that the producers can come up with a show called "After Beverly Hill 90210". They can have all those goofy characters in college or something.
I remember when they canceled "Gunsmoke" after only a couple of years. I was devastated.
Now this. No more "Beverly Hills 90210".
What next? Cancel "Party of Five"?
By "John Stevenson"
(Ann O'Naemis is filling in for John Stevenson on this weeks column since John is as lazy as he is stupid.)
By Ann O'Naemis
RELIGIONS: God inflicts pain. If you believe anything else, you've bought into the new age/12 step rationalizations that make it possible for the addicts and the weak to lean on God. God wants the same things you want. He wants to know that he can count on his children and friends. He doesn't want yes men and leeches. Would you? And he knows what you say about your friends behind their backs.
POLITICAL: It seems obvious that Elian Gonzales should be sent home. The rest is political. I do think, however, that his "Miami relatives" ought
to be arrested for wrongful imprisonment and kidnapping (or for harboring an illegal alien).
Oh, yeah. And his mom didn't sacrifice her life so her son could escape
Castro and Cuba. SHE wanted to escape and was willing to risk her son's
life so she wouldn't be alone. She took him to sea in an over-loaded
boat, which, not surprisingly, sank. Risking the life of a six year old
is not heroic, and such "sacrifices" are the reason boat people should
be returned home. I do not want to see any more deaths because we
promote such suicidal behavior.
If they want to kill themselves or their children, they should do so at home, where, at least, they will be properly arrested instead of improperly martyred.
TELEVISION: The end of "Party of Five" hopefully signals a change in Neve Campbell's role choices. I want breasts. I want full frontal nudity. I want carpet, damn it, and lots of it!!!!!!
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