This Week's Commentaries:
Shit for Chic Chicks
By Yvonne/Hooty McBoobs
- Sweet Yvonne helps more troubled youth!
- So is Yvonne just plain mean or what?
- There's a new kid in town.
- Mud, Oil, and Bitch Slapping. Who could ask for anything more?
- Yvonne resorts to name-calling!
Yvonne assures you she is not...I don't want to ruin the big news!
- Sweet Yvonne is happy! Find out why...
- Dating tips for all you loosers!
-THE SECOND DATE!!!
- But I thought Yvonne was on vacation?
- Beauty tips!
- A blast from the past...oh, christ's sake - that's sounds really stupid!
- You can all just go to hell.
- More worthless bullshit from that piece-of-shit-whore.
For some reason Yvonne is feeling self-conscience.
- Getting men to treat you like the queen you are!
- Cooking Tips!
Chick Shit is now written by "Hooty McBoobs."
- There's a new - new kid in town!
- Commie-Sluts! Or, why I gava up whoring for a doctorin' and lawyerin' jobs.
- Hooty tells you what time it is...
- Two pounds of grapes and a two hour car ride!
- Grapes of Wrath - Part II.
- Hey big spender!
- Better late than never. Waddya want for nuthin'
- The homeless clown!
- You voted for a boob last time, now vote for boobs!
- More of that Presidential Shit, crap...poop.
- Scrapping the crust off is just half the fun!
- Dates = Hates...
- Hooty can't get her head out of the toilet.
- Mud Pies for breakfast.
- "MY god, it's full of stars..."
A special message from Donnie Z.