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IS Donnie Z. the true Messiah?
I know that its been some time since I have written, but I have been having some trouble at work - the trouble
is that they make me work.
Here is some Hooty Mail to keep you entertained. Please be warned the following is very disturbing and may cause
extreme anxiety and uncontrollable vomiting. Especially if you didn't know Bon Jovi was a Kebler Elf, or that Pete
is Cleopatra Queen of "Denial":
Hooty,
I am writing this after reading your most recent article about the cat, the car, the fat man and the mean paramedic.
In your expose you mentioned that you are/may be a messenger of God. I believe you are. While reading your column,
I had an epifany of sorts and in light of the recent attacks on Iraqi bystanders by well meaning troops and Scchwwarzzenneggerrs
attack on the citizens of the West Coast. I believe God touched me (Buddy, that wasn't God that was Father O'Brian
- HM), through you, and gave me the following message to convey:
We are all God's children and I believe that all people of all religions be they Christen, Muslim, Hindu or Mexican
should come together and worship the God or Phallic symbol or their choosing. We are all brothers and sisters on
this planet and we should all go the park and fly kites and play with little innocent bunnies. We should all be
running through the beautiful meadows nude, except for fig leafs over our most intimate of wee wees. I of course
will have the largest of fig leafs. Perhaps Jesus, Mohammed and Buddha could play badminton or Chinese jump rope
while we all cheer them on in all their glory.
Please tell Carol S. that Jon BonJovi is 5' 3" tall in real life.
Regards,
Donnie Z.
PS. Pete is DEFINATELY NOT a homo.
Next Week: Proof that
Pete is a Mo! Or something else… who knows
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