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This is one of those weeks where I haven’t had time to think about what I want to write (YES! I do think about
it!) So lets just babble on about some random things.
I have been thinking about what I want for my birthday, it’s 9/11…. I know what you’re thinking, and it has been
my birthday since the day I was born, the terrorist attacks have nothing to do with me. So if your thinking of
getting me a present I really like jewelry… especially expensive jewelry that I can hock if I don’t like it.
The plant in my office is dying in here (just like me); it appears to have some type of rot. For those of you who
wish to attend - there will be a memorial service, for the plant with purple leaves, around the trash can at lunchtime.
Vanilla Diet Pepsi is pretty darn good, so go buy some - RIGHT NOW!
The planet Mars will be passing as close to the earth as it ever has in recorded history. This will take place
during the last two weeks of August and will appear to be a second moon in the night sky. You know what this means
- twice the normal amount of whack job - nutzo’s wondering around.
Ok, I have to go now; I am only a couple of inches from completely digging out all of the caulk that holds my office
window to the frame. Soon I will be free! They can kill my plant, and force me to file reams and reams of useless
information, but they will never break me…
Actually, I really just have to go pee.
Next week: How to get
paid for doing absolutely nothing all day… Just like me, your idol.
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