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I am not going to write about dining etiquette because I already did some time ago.
For those of you that have a short memory, you might want to take the time to go through the archives until you
find the correct column so you can learn how to dine like a human being with manners.
There has been a nasty rumor going around that a lot of people out there in iternet land do not like me. Personally
I could care less, but my fans are deeply hurt by this nasty rumor.
To prove my point, here's an email I received from Anonymous:
"Yvonne,
It seems that everyone I talk to hates you. Not me! I think you're great!
Why would someone hate you anyway? You are a very strong-willed woman so maybe that scares people which makes them
hate you.
Not me though! I think you're the best!
Anonymous"
I don't know why other people are so hateful to others, especially me. Again, I could care less who likes me or
dislikes me, but it's really not fair to those who look up to me.
I very rarely get any hate mail, so I think those people who clam to hate me are probably secretly in love with
me but don't what to tell their friends because they are scared that they might be made fun of.
I am really a good person and I don't mean t hurt anyone. I care deeply about others and it hurts very much when
someone says that they don't like me. Yet again, I could care less but I do hurt. I am human you know.
Oh, forget this shit. Everyone can just burn in hell for all I care.
NEXT WEEK: Eat me you
assholes.
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