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For those of you that are wondering, I am doing much better and I thank all of you
that have supported me.
Last weekend I was feeling very depressed and I started to cry. This must have done something to my lover because
they comforted me and treated me like the queen I am. I had heard about the crying thing before, but never dreamed
that it would actually work.
So, all you ladies out there who are going through any sort of problems, go ahead and cry, especially when you're
at home. Your special someone will go out of their way to make you feel better and you can actually use this to
your advantage.
This past Monday when I got home, I sat and thought about the movie "Terms of Endearment" and I suddenly
started crying. Soon I was being hand fed grapes and cookies by my soulmate.
Yesterday when I got home I thought about "Roots" and started bawling again. Soon I was treated to a
steak and shrimp feast.
Go ahead and try this yourself. I guarantee it will work! If you are hooked up with someone who's worthless and
is only around for the sex and beer money, wait until they go to sleep and cut of a part of their anatomy that
you know they'll miss when they wake up.
With a man you can just go for the wee-wee. When he wakes up and tried to pee, he'll be in for quite the shock.
Now, this isn't something that I have personally tried, but I have a feeling that he'll treat you much better especially
if you keep his wee-wee on ice and locked in a safe only taking it out when you feel that he's not giving you the
attention you deserve. As soon as you show him his frozen wee-wee, he'll be waiting on you hand and foot.
I have no idea what body part of a woman you could cut off. I guess you will only have to use your imagination
on that one. Just make sure that it's a body part that can fit in a Tupperware bowl comfortably and that it's a
body part that can be frozen and, maybe, be sewn back on at a later date.
Hope this helped!
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etiquette.
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