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I have great news for everyone, and there is nothing anybody can do or say that will
rid me of my current happiness.
First off, I met a man! Now, this isn't exactly big news since I am every man's dream, but I have finally met a
man who meets all my standards and even surpasses some of them. He treats me like I'm a priceless treasure, which
I am.
Whatever I want, I get with no questions asked. Women should always be treated like that, but some of us have let
our guard down and believed that we were equal to men. Not true!!
We're BETTER than men. Men were put on this earth for us to use. We can do anything better then men and can also
find comfort with each other lying naked in bed after a long night of.....
Well, you know what I mean.
I'm sure there's someone better than what I have now, but that's okay. He knows that he's around as long as I don't
get bored or find someone better. That's a sign of a true woman and is something that all men better learn to live
with.
Still, there's some men out there who just don't get it, like Mike C. in Fort Collins, CO who writes:
"You are such a fucking bitch!"
You're right Mike. I am a f-----g bitch. More than you'll ever know. But I've been called worse you know. Stuff
like, f-----g whore, f-----g c--t, f-----g c---s--k-r, stupid f-----g j-zz g-zz-i-g slu-, f-----g douc--b-g and
even a-- f----d scum.
Being called all those names just proves my point that men are just animals who need to be taught some serious
lessons. I've got something that all men want and it's too bad that most of them will never get it.
Women, remember to fight on!!!
NEXT WEEK: How to have
the perfect first date.
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