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Chick Shit - 01/29/03
By Yvonne
Published each Wednesday

This week will be a quickie (which should appeal to all my male readers) since I have much better things to do than attempt to correct the wrongdoings in your life.

From Walden in Missoula, MT:


'If there is a fight between you and the mystery woman, would mud or jello be involved?"




Walden, my main goal in life is to make people like you happy, so it probably will be mud or jello or maybe even a mixture of both. Heck, maybe there'll even be some oil so we get really slippery.

Plus, we'll only be wearing bikinis so there's a chance that those watching might get to see some of our private parts. Better yet, maybe we'll do it in the nude but not invite someone like you so you can have something to fantasize about.

You're a pervert Walden. Get over it. As far as I'm concerned, I'll just bitchslap this woman and it'll be over. Is that good enough for you?

NEXT WEEK: I have a confession.

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