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When I can take a moment out of my busy schedule, I try to read "Ask Bob",
"Lunatic Ravings" and "Maculate
Conception" featured on this website.
What I have noticed is that Bob and Stephen always lead off their columns with either a song or name of an album.
I have received numerous emails asking why they do this and why Bel doesn't.
Bob has a very short attention span due to his drinking/drug problem and can only remember snippets of songs. A
song somehow filters through the fog in his brain and he has to let everyone know that he can actually remember
a few words from something from the past. This makes him quite proud until the fog spreads through his brain again
causing momentary blackouts and convulsions. He is reaching out for help every time he remembers a song, but nobody
offers a helping hand. What a shame.
Stephen is psychotic. Check out what he listens to and you'll see that he is someone on the verge of a breakdown
and/or spree of some sort. This is someone everyone needs to be very, very careful around.
Bel doesn't listen to music because he doesn't like music. He would rather read a classic novel than listen to
noise. He's my type of guy.
However, at this moment I am listening to music while I enjoy my daily glass of wine. I sometimes find that music
is relaxing, especially when it's something like Barry Manilow. As a matter of fact, that's what exactly what 'm
listening to right now.
I have no worries at this moment because of Barry. That mystery woman in the office is not causing me any distress
right now. All because of Barry.
This mystery woman has piqued the interest of some of my readers, like Joseph in Trenton, NJ who wrote me this
lovely letter:
"Just so you know, I will put my money on you if there is a fight between you and that mystery woman. You
have spunk and I like women with spunk."
That's so sweet Joe! I DO have spunk and think I would have no problem beating that woman so badly, she'll wish
she'd never been born. I get my power from Barry Manilow and that is the highest power imaginable.
I still haven't found who this woman is or what she wants. I get the feeling she is trying to avoid me, probably
because she's scared. I wouldn't blame her. I sometimes scare myself with my perfectness.
Well, I'm done with my wine so I have to go.
NEXT WEEK: More love from
me.
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