This Week's Commentaries:
Shit for Chic Chicks
By Melissa Paternick
- Melissa gives birth to a well behaved baby!
- Things are lookin' up as Melissa's "gender-free" baby grows in leaps and bounds!
- The Baby gets a name and gets to spend the day with me at work.
- After about three weeks, Melissa's bundle of joy is now over 6 ft tall.
- Melissa tires of motherhood and decides to sell her baby.
- She finally figures out what to do with Dana! Things are lookin' up!
- Melissa gets back together with her old man Ralph. Things are looking up!
- Ralph as arranged for Melissa to be a mom again, this time it may be human!
- She finally gets around to answering mail...
- Melissa gets a big surprise at home!
- Ralph almost get a really, really big surprise...
- Girl Power! girl, power! GRRRRRLLLL POWER!!!