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We had the Swedish Farm Porn all ready to go when we received a well written email
from Yvonne. Granted, everyone would rather gaze upon Swedish porn then read something, but we made a promise and,
damnit, we stick to our promises.
So, read on and see why we are putting out financial future on hold. Instead of making a shitload of money by becoming
a porn site, we are going to remain a site for those who have a warped view and/or story to tell.
Sites like your absolutely disgust me. It's quite obvious that those that write in to you, as well as those that
read the crap on your site are the lowest lifeform known.
You also seem to have a distorted and perverse view when it comes to women. You treat them like filthy sex objects.
For example, for all her hard work, the only thing you could do for Melissa was make fun of her life and promote
her death for your gain. That is truly disgusting.
The only reason I visited your site was to see what was happening to Melissa. Some of her beauty tips were a bit
off the wall, but that's what made her so loveable.
After a while, I felt that I was a part of her life. I felt that I was reading her secret diary. She wasn't perfect,
but she was leading a life that many women only wish they had.
Go right ahead and be an anti-feminine site. I will not visit you site until you find a suitable replacement for
Melissa. Please let me know when you do this so that I can tell my friends.
Okay, maybe not very well written, but she made a point and we listened! We emailed her back and offered her Melissa's
job and she agreed to take over this column!!!
THEREFORE, BY GRAND DECREE (?), WE HEARBY ANNOUNCE THAT THIS COLUMN WILL
ONCE AGAIN BE WRITTEN BY A WOMAN FOR WOMEN!!!
Yipee skippee and all that good shit. For this we gave up our dream to become millionaires.
NEXT WEEK: Yvonne debuts!
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