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Chick Shit - 01/09/02
By Melissa Paternick
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Well, my baby has grown to almost 4 feet tall!!!

It's amazing how much it's grown in only two short weeks!! I don't know if it's because of the breast feeding or the fact that we live in the woods, but something strange and marvelous is happening here.

The only problem is I still don't know if it's a boy or a girl since the sexual organs have still not appeared. I'm debating whether or not to go to a doctor, but I might hold off for a little while longer. In either case, I have promised myself to name my baby later on this week when I have a day off at work.

Next week is the annual "Bring your baby to work". This gives the children the chance to see how we make a living and also gives our boss the chance to see who could work for him in the future. It's a great opportunity for everybody!!

Another small thing that is disturbing me is that my baby seems to enjoy killing living things. When I get home after a long day, it hasn't been uncommon for the front yard to be filled with the mangled bodies of furry forest creatures. I guess in a way it's kind of good since I am too tired to make something to eat when I ge home and raw squirrel isn't really that bad. Hey, maybe I can send my baby after Ralph and teach him a lesson!!!!!

Well, it's almost 6 and that means breast feeding time so I have to go. See ya!!!

NEXT WEEK: My baby's name!!!

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