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Chick Shit for Chic Chicks - 12/05/01
By Melissa Paternick
Published each Wednesday
I went out and had some pictures taken of the baby in my belly!!
I got a great deal from a customer from the bar. When I told him that I was going to a doctor to have him take
pictures of my baby, he asked me why I wanted to spend lots of money for a doctor to take the pictures when he
would be able to do it for free!!
He gave me his address and the next day I went over to his place. I was a little bit skeptical at first when saw
that he didn't have a table like they have in the examining room at the doctor's office, but he showed me his camera
which he said was a special camera that could take pictures of the inside of things. I was sure impressed!!
He then told me that I would have to take my clothes off because if I didn't then the pictures would come out fuzzy.
I wanted the pictures to be perfect and he was the expert so I did as he asked.
For the next few hours he took hundreds of pictures of me in various poses so I could have a picture of my baby
in every imaginable position. I told him that the chances were great that my baby was an alien, but this didn't
seem to faze him in the slightest.
When we were done he thanked me and told me that he would have the pictures developed in a couple of weeks. I was
a little bit upset that it would that long, so he promised me that he would draw me a picture of my baby from what
he can see from the "first step of processing" and that I would be able to have that in a few days. I
can't wait!!!
See ya!!!
NEXT WEEK: What does the
picture reveal?
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