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Ask Bob - 01/14/05
By Bob Senitram
Posted each Friday


Song in my head:
"Dirty deeds done dirt cheap,
dirty deeds done dirt cheap..."
- AC/DC -


Looks like they gave up the hunt for weapons of mass destruction. Seemed like a lame excuse to invade a country, create civil war, and get a bunch of Americans killed in the process.

But you still see Americans a-rootin' and a-tootin' and a-waivin' that flag. Bottom line is, anytime a President makes an excuse to kill dark skinned people, Americans will go for it. That's just the way most
"My theory is, in the next 100 years there will be very few white folks around. On the subconscious level, they..."
Americans are. But don't worry, population growth estimates suggests, that in about 50 years the majority of Americans will be the same darkies, they're so desperate to kill.

That means in 50 years, the USA will rally behind any excuse to drop bombs on white folks, since, at that time, most Americans will be "people of color." But I hope that's not the case.

It seems to me, that Caucasian's are in a special point of history that makes them susceptible to violence. I think it's an instinctual attempt to survive.

If global warming continues, most northern continents will become iced over and will not be very habitable. In other words, northern climates will not be able to sustain the large populations that it does now. As a result, most "northerners" will have to move further south.

However, white folks don't have much in the melanin department (skin pigmentation that protects people from the sun's rays). So moving south would make them more susceptible to skin cancers because of the increasing depletion of the ozone. In the end, an unprecedented amount of white folks will die from skin cancer.

Furthermore, in the U.S.A., most the folks that can afford good health care are not black or brown. This seems like a benefit; however, when you consider that when science is used to insure the survival of the physically and mentally weak, then that group of people (white folks) will end up with a disproportionate amount of people who cannot reproduce.

Since many of these individuals currently have the medical resources available to induce pregnancies, this would seem to act against the survivability of a species by creating an even larger portion of non-reproducing individuals.

When the death rate starts to exceed the birth rate, that group will naturally diminish.

On the other hand, dark skinned people are already equipped to handle the harsh sun's rays, so survival will not be effected by this variable. In the dark community, people with major and not-so-major ailments have just been dying for the last 100 years. Which is bad for the individual, but as a group, it insures that only the strongest survive. The birth rate will continue to exceed the death rate.

My theory is, in 100 years there will be very few white folks around. On the subconscious level, they know it. Just like the Neanderthal's probably sensed they were on the way out, white folks know evolution dealt them a bum-deal, and they're acting on survival impulses.

It's sad, really.

So the next time you look up and you see the white man's bomb dropping from the sky, don't be too proud to shed a tear of compassion for the dying race.


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