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Song in my head:
"And we'll all float on all right..."
- Modest Mouse -
Happy New Year you saps!
Send someone you know one of our shitty crappy new year cards!
I know you've heard a lot about the disaster relief stuff, but we want to make sure you realize that even giving
a few dollars can really help. No matter what country your from, you can donate a few dollars at UICEF.
This is a lasting reminder that no amount of destruction carried out by US, or terrorist groups can match a natural
disaster, also known as an act of God. Both the terrorists and Bush think they are carrying out Gods work. But
as you can see, God doesn't need help from either of you.
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"...every single girl I try and talk to is a complete loon. Do I just have
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I'm not implying that the Asian countries have done anything to bring on some sort of wrath of God, I'm just pointing
out mother nature controls the Earth, and if God controls mother nature, then God is capable of some pretty awesome
stuff. If that is the case, and you truly believe in a God, how could you, even for a minute believe that God
needs your sorry ass to get something done, or to bring someone to justice.
Which goes to show that if Bush thinks God needs him to kill as many Muslims as possible, in any way justifiable,
then that shows Bush's lack of faith. Because if he felt God was truly all powerful, he would know that George
Bush just has to worry about George Bush, and God will have his will done with or without Bush.
Likewise, when terrorist groups think that they are doing Allah's will, when they kill a bunch of people, then
they are also proving they are men without faith. If God wanted to punish the United States, he would drop the
moon on it, or split it in half, or cover them with water. Can Al Quada do this? Well actually...yes. All they
would have to do is pray to God and if their grievance was correct and just, it would be done.
However, that would require faith. And what do men without faith do? They say, "Well, since God hasn't done what I ask, he must need
my help..."
Here's a news flash for you Americans and Terrorists without faith, if God doesn't do what you ask, then your probably
not asking for the right thing.
P.S. He never
needs your help...dumbass.
Visitor Mail!!!
Steve writes:
Subject: this
is gay
this is reallyis crap crap really gay and crap it smells like my crappy car bla blah eat crap to who ever reads
this crap
Dear Steve:
I agree, but they pay almost $5 a week to write for this crappy, piece of shit, site. A few years ago, I started
a rumor that I was dead, but Stephen came to my house and blew my cover. Just when I thought I was out, they puuuuull
me back.
Chris writes:
Dear bob, Why are girls go god damn annoying? I am 14 and every single girl I try and talk to is a complete loon.
Do I just have bad luck or is every last woman on this earth crazy?
Dear Chris:
I don't have the space needed to appropriately answer your question, but I will give you a quick answer...yes,
every woman on planet earth is completely insane. If you would like to know why, you'll just have to tune in next
week, same crappy site, same crappy day.
COMING NEXT: Women:
The mystery is solved!
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