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Ask Bob - 10/29/04
By Bob Senitram
Posted each Friday

THE ANSWERS TO LIFES MYSTERIES ARE JUST AN EMAIL AWAY!
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Song in my head:
"...in cars - tsssshhhhhh,
doot, daa-doot, da, do-do, do-do-do-doot..."
- Gary Neumann -


Last week I heard "Cars" by Gary Neumann and that made me think about Josh Blanc's web site "
Dark Alien Light," which made me think of his other web site "Manitou's Lair", which made me think of his story "Death of a Sockpuppet", which in turn made me think of the second installment, "Return of Mr. Sockforahead," which made me think, "I sure wish there was another 'Mr. Sockforahead" story!"

"...we have a huge supply of strange stories, with over 1 million page views a month, which all started with the early contributors like Josh..."
By some freak occurance, this Tuesday I got an email from Mr Blanc which included the soon-to-be-blockbuster-in-a-theatre-near-you, "
Mr. Sockforahead Doesn't Live Here Anymore."

You see the "Mr. Sockforahead" series holds a special place here at TheWeirdcrap.com. Back when we were in our infancy we got about 5 page views a week. We begged and pleaded with folks to exchange links and to submit stories to our site, but everybody said, "Naaaay." That is until Good ol' Josh came to the plate and let us post, "
Death of a Sockpuppet."

We had dreamed of having an online collection of good stories written by amateur writers. Now, almost 5 years later we have a huge supply of strange stories, with over 1 million page views a month, which all started with the early contributors like Josh, who got the ball rolling.

THANKS JOSH!!!

Look for "Mr. Sockforahead Doesn't Live Here Anymore" within the next few months (we still post stories on a first come, first serve, basis.)

Here's the rules for submiting your own short story.



Hey I'm a day late writing this column. Couldn't be helped, this is a busy time of year for me. I planned on sitting own and writing the column Thursday night, but by the time a put Baby-Gurl to bed, it was 8:30 pm, then there were dishes to do and a lot of "picking up." Even though I worked in "Super-Speed," just like Superman, I still didn't finish until 9:15 pm. By then I was just too tired to even want to sit down and write...I had a beer and went to bed.

Your probably wondering, "Hey, this is the column before election day and Bob hasn't said a thing about politics?" Well wonder no longer, I included a nice Lance-Lot-Link-List of articles I wrote that explain why you should vote for Goood Ol' G-W!

1. G-W helped promote TheWeirdcrap.com in its early years!
2. George Bush assasinated John F. Kennedy (nobody liked him anyways).
3. If the President selected by the Supreme Court was illegitimate, then that would mean George Bush Senior was not his father.
4. Given enough time, George Bush will comprehend something.
5. Bush is not at all like Hitler!
6. Really...he's not!.
7. George Bush is very tolerant.
8. George Bush IS NOT THE SPAWN OF SATAN!!!
9. George Bush always takes "The High Road."
10. Bush is fighting the War on Terrorism!
11. Really, Bush has helped eliminate terrorism!!!
12. Bush's invasion of Iraq was never about WMD's...really.
13. Bush is more popular than ever!!!
14. George Bush is the RIGHT choice!

That's it, that's all there is...now get back to work, and don't forget to vote!


COMING NEXT: I find a Joo-Joo stick!

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