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Ask Bob - 10/22/04
By Bob Senitram
Posted each Friday

Ask me a damn Question!!!


SO WHAT DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?

Just
Ask Bob!

Song in my head:
"All ready we'll all flow on all right,
all ready, we're all ready all, all right..."
- Maroon 5 -

Seems like there's no doubt about it, Bush is gonna end up running the country one way or another. There's even the possibility that he could be re-elected. You know what that means, Armageddon - all hell will break loose.

"...our generation will be sybolized with paintings of homeless people burning college diplomas to keep warm."
We're talking POVERTY! In the next few years, we'll struggle to survive, depression...stealing to eat and the like. I imagine future generations; will symbolize our generation with paintings of homeless people burning college diplomas to keep warm.

And there's nothing you can do about it.

Next, since the permanently disabled soldiers sent home from Iraq are now bankrupt, living in cars, and with no help in sight from our current administration; no one will want to join the armed services in the future. Once wounded, to Bush your just another minority, you don't contribute, and we can't afford to waste money on you or your family...in fact, how does a pay cut sound to you?

Yup, that's the Bush way, "Thank you." followed by a nice healthy dose of, "Fuck You!"

And there's nothing you can do about it.

As a result, no one in his or her right mind will join our militia. What little troops we will have, will consist of low life's and convicts. As our troops become increasingly thin, other countries will see our weakness, and start doing stuff that we don't like. Bush will go on the offensive again...and guess what...probably another Vietnam or Iraq...in other words a mess that will cost the U. S. countless lives and dollars and will accomplish nothing.

There will be no other choice, the draft is just a few years of bad management and poor decision making away. Forget about finding a job after college and get some survival books, 'cause your ass is goin' to war...Bush has your passport waitng.

And there's nothing you can do about it.

Next, since our troops will be worn to a thin green line, we will be vulnerable to attacks. Our cities will be bankrupt. Soon the idea of protecting our borders will just be a concept promised by future politicians but never kept. We'll have to force illegal aliens from Mexico to join the National Guard to stay in the country. By the end of Bush's second term (if there is an end), we'll need the border patrol to stop Mexican Citizens from leaving the USA, 'cause we'll want them to stay and fight our wars for us.

As a result other countries will take advantage of our weakness and Mexico will take back, Texas, Arizona, and New Mexico, while Cuba invades Florida. Canada will take over Detroit...then give it back within a year.

One thing Bush said will come true, "...after four more years in office, no one will be worring about terrorists..."

That's because bombs will be being dropping on every broken down state in the USA, except NE, 'cause no one in their right mind wants to live in Nebraska...I know I don't.

The US will become such a vast wasteland; other countries will eventually loose interest, as we just become an expensive liability. Most the "Baby Boomers", will die from hunger or disease...at least we won't have to support them with social security taxes, but it won't really matter because no one will have a job.

We are the next generation and we're controlled and being lead to ruin by the older generation.

And there's nothing you can do about it.

Ok, I got a little carried away at the end there, but still, I maintain...

There's nothing you can do about it.

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