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Ask Bob - 10/01/04
By Bob Senitram
Posted each Friday

Ask me a damn Question!!!


SO WHAT DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?

Just
Ask Bob!

Song in my head:

"We built this city,
We built this city on..."
- Starship -

I got this email from some guy named Jeff, or Joe…I forget:



Subject: I Agree Fuck Home Depot
Date: Thu 08/26/04 01:54 PM

I hate their employees…Can't ever find anyone to help me.. I ordered Window Blinds for one window on August 4th.. They said expected time of arrival was 22nd! So I called yesterday being the 25th.. They said it will ship on the 31st and get here second week of September! What the fuck is that?! Shipping from Mexico! Then I called back to cancel my order.. they put me on hold for 34 mins before I just hung up.. The only reason I stayed on the phone for soo long was for the little bit of satisfaction that I was getting for tying up their phone line! I can't believe them! I hope something happens so they go under.


Dear Home Depot Fucker:

I feel for ya' brother, we've gotten other mail from folks that get treated like crap by Home Depot, one guy works there explains the whole problem.

At first I thought they were racist bastard, turns out
they're just bastards. Actually that makes me feel a little better, 'cause I don't like the racism.


Speaking of the racism, if Bush declared war on terrorism, then why do Nazis and White Supremacist get a free ticket to ride? Bush used the homeland security act to make it legal to imprison anyone of the Muslim faith. But Nazis can have a rally and the police tiptoe around them because they don't want to infringe on their freedom of speech rights.

Nazi's have been proven to be directly responsible for terrorist activities for the last 100 years, yet it's ok? Why is that? Oh wait, Nazi's are "all white," and in Bush's administration, if it's "all white," it's "all right."

In the news, aside from tearing down people's homes without compensation. Israeli terrorists have been harassing children on their way to school. Christian missionaries have been accompanying children to keep them safe. Yesterday a missionary woman from Omaha, NE was beaten by the Israeli terrorists until she couldn't move. Then they robbed her. Israel is also more likely harbors nuclear arms than Iraq ever was, but it's ok. Why is that? Oh yeah, Israelis are mostly "all white", and in Bush's administration, if its "all white," it's "all right." (I stole that phrase from Chris Rock).

So what's all this with the Iraqi war? Bush says we go in because they got WMD's.
  • The international community says, "provide credible proof and you have our support."
  • Bush says, "I don't have too, we don't need your support. If you don't do what I say without question, you must be Anti-American."


Turns out Bush is dead wrong, and then he switches his story and says we went in to get rid of Saddam and fight the war on terrorism. It's such an obvious "bait and switch," I'm embarrassed that American's are stupid enough to fall for it.

Tying 9-11 to the Iraqi invasion really makes no sense if you think about it. And worst of all, Bush ties the two together with absolutely no factual information or proof…pure bullshit.

Allow me to illustrate. Let's go back to WWII. America drops A-bombs on Japan and the war ends. Then according to Bush logic, we would be justified to go ahead and drop A-bombs on Mexico, Canada, anyone we just don't like and just call it part of WWII. No evidence or proof needed! All you have to do is keep saying, "It's part of our war against the Nazi's."

If you don't support dropping bombs on Canada and Mexico, well you must be soft on Nazi's!
(END OF ILLUSTRATION).

You may ask, "How can an entire population be given information that contradicts reality and believe it?"

How can Bush look someone in they eye who has an empty bank account and tell them, "Actually, your better off than you were four years ago when you had money in that bank." And then have that person believe him enough to wave banners, shout slogans, and then vote for him?

Sound impossible, but that's exactly what is happening.

When I first read Orwell's "1984", I thought this sort of mind control was impossible, but it's happening right here and now. And I think I figured out how it's being done!


COMING NEXT: The Republican mind fuck - REVEALED!

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