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Song in my head:
"No songs in my head this week"
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I was gonna write about how much Bush sucks and how you all would be idiots if you voted for him...but now I figure,
why bother? Bush is gonna become president, so why bother?
He's got old Donald in charge of the military and he's currently setting up a puppet to run the CIA. See? Even
if Bush looses, I'm quite sure for the second time he will take control of the nation without being elected. In
2000, he staged a political coup and stold the White House. Now he's gonna have the first military coup and we'll
be stuck with him again.
Enough about that crap...this is stuff that has appeared in the
handy dandy message-thingy below (only on the current weekly
column):
In reference to the columns written on 06/11/04
& 06/18/04 (about Stephen Johnson
and Alien Butt Babies):
brian:
Rumor has it, that Bobbit fella was harboring one of those "alien boil" babies on his pee-pee. That's
why Lorena Bobbit aborted it.
Dear Brian,
This is true. The Alien seeds are being spewed by Stephen Johnson, which adds the "Gay Factor," which
is why they have a natural affiliation toward men's penis's.
Jaime:
Is there some sort of ointment or something that we can put on that will stop Stephens alien sperm form digging
into our bodies?
Dear Jaime,
Because the seeds come from Stephen Johnson, they seek out the funk and will avoid anything clean and decent. If
you bath regularly, you shouldn't be bothered...and for God's sake...WASH YOUR ASS...EVERYDAY!!!
The following comment is not in reference to anything:
Jethro:
My gurlfreind said I don't smell good. nope no good a-tall! This
is a good thinkg. Right?
Dear Jethro:
You don't spell too good either.
Your question reminds me of a dream I recently had.
It was an episode of Star Trek, a lost episode, I think. Captain Kirk was on a planet (kinda rocky, dusty, light
brown terrain without much plant life), and he was fist fighting aliens...as usual. Then when most were all beat
up one of them aliens multiplies and turns into fifty aliens! Now Kirk as a bunch more aliens to beat up.
Just so happens that I'm Spock, and I notice that just before the alien multiplies, he says, "In the name
of Zoltan!" With a big loud, proud voice.
So I give it a try, I figure, I'll turn into 50 Spocks and I'll be able to help the Captain! I say the magic words
and nothing happens! I figure, maybe I got to concentrate on my special power...so I do! Next thing I know, I'm
running across the desert. I mean, I'm running fast! You can't even see my legs. It's like Zoltan gave me the gift
of super-speed!
Now running in super-speed didn't help the captain, but it did give me a chance to run away and save myself, which
in my book, is just as good!
Jethro, I hope this answers your question!
Coming Next:
Is there more to this dream?
Ask Bob a Question!
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