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Song in my head:
"Is there anyone out there,
'cause it's getting harder and harder to breath..."
- Maroon 5 -
Reader Mail!
Susan writes:
Hey bob! What do you think of those new toothbrush condoms you
put on your finger for portable tooth brushing!
Suzie Q:
Seems like a good idea but in the TV commercial, you got all
folks dancing around like swans...and the jazz hands!!! I HATE THE JAZZ HANDS!!!
I just put some baking soda in my pants pocket at the beginning of the day. We got lots 'cause we buy industrial
size at the Sam club. We use it as an additive to soap for washing clothes, we put some in the fridge and freezer
to take bad smells away, we brush our teeth and wash our hair with it too.
At work, after lunch, I put some in a paper cup and swish it around in my mouth. If I have some left over, and
I haven't had a shower that day, I put a little on my bottom to keep the funk away. If I have had a shower that
day, I put the left over in my shoes, because my feet always stink.
My advice to you, don't waste your money on fancy-smancy, Johnny come lately products. Times are tough...conserve.
Bill B. writes:
Will you post my question first?
Dear Bill:
No.
Mr. or Ms. Razzario writes:
I understand you got kids. My one year old goes crazy when I
try to cut his toe nails! Whe he was small, I cut them when he was asleep...now he wakes up. He won't hold still
and I'm afraid of cutting his toe off!!!
Yous guys:
There is no easy way to do this task. Baby Gurl is 2 years old
now, my wife and I have to wrestle her to the ground. I hold her down (I'm an ex-wrestler) in a pinning position,
while my wife cuts her toes. It's the only way. If your a single parent, you better call some reinforcements.
I asked my doctor if I could have some type of tranquilizers to give the kid. She would never swallow a pill, so
it would have to be a dart that we shoot her with. Then we could cut her nails like we did when she was a little
baby.
Doctor said no.
Zinco@______ writes:
Bob, I have girl trouble. I am modestly built and I fear I am
not pleasing her...I don't know what to do?
Dear Tiny:
If your worried about it, you're probably not doing the job.
Don't give in to those ads about natural enhances, just smoke a dooby together and you won't even be thinking about
it...and neither will she.
If you're one of the ten people in America who don't do drugs, I two words for you...Que Cumber.
Janet writes:
I got guy trouble.
There's this guy who i've been seeing, and he's real nice and all, but I don't feel like I really know him all
that well, but he's still really nice and we've been going out and having a lot of fun, and he's has a roommate
in his dorm who I think is really cute and he's noticed that I noticed, but that didn't stop me from sleeping with
his roomy, but it was only once and my boyfriend was out of town, and I was drunk, and I don't think I should feel
bad about it, but I do becasue we had such a good time. YOu jknow?
Dear Janet:
Shut the living fuck up!
HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY YOU SICK SONS OF BITCHES!!!
Coming Next:
Chico and the Man!!!
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